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Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nexxy007: 9:21pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Lolzz. . . .hilarious thread |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by davidmani(m): 9:22pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
"I love u" jst gat to say it sumtyms cos u can't say otherwise. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by BE811APP: 9:23pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Have never lied b4..... |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 9:25pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
I miss u |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by davidmani(m): 9:25pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
"i love u" jst gat to say it sumtym cos u cant say otherwise |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 9:27pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
1. How old are you? 2010 Answer: Am 18yo 2011 Answer: Am 17yo 2012 Answer: Am 18yo 2013 Answer: I would be 18 next month. *Nigerian celebrity, football players, politicians and some girls* 3 Likes |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by phemmy88(m): 9:28pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
g.friend : phemmy where are u going me: am coming (whereas am still going) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by emmawiz: 9:30pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
In a game centre n sum1 calls, guy abeg call me baq I dey market.. 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by articleplux: 9:34pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
I have never masturbated in my life. I came tops in my class (parents) I dont eat draw soup (but u dey blow ur guy job, ladies) Bale is worth 100 million pounds. The lord told me that... ( how u take know say na God and not ur conscience) I started from the choir ( Nigerian artist, even terry gzuz or shay na lucifer Lol...) 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by TundeBello1: 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
"I dnt tink i've lied b4" and 'hav u read terms and conditions?-YES...are u 18 or older? YES...bt y i no dy fp na? |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
I've been single for 7 months I lost my phone and couldn't backup all the contacts I can't even remember having sex with her, I was kinda tipsy I'm on my way Stuck in the traffic " yea indoor traffic trying settle the side chick" I missed your call " yea but I was starring at it while it rings" pressing the silent button Flat tire on freeway. Waiting on AAA road side assistance She's my cousin I'm hanging out with homeboys I slept over at my parent or Jake's |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Oildichotomy(m): 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Question: What are your turn-offs? Answer: {ladies} Lies, dishonesty, irresponsibility. Shut up biatch!! You're the reference object when it comes to these qualities! |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by moviedoor7: 9:48pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Don't come 2day, i wouldn't be at home. ( meanwhile you dey expect another girl to come) i am looking for a serious relationship, am sick and tired of games ( meanwhile na you be game master) You know i would never lie to you. ( even that statement itself na lie) Am dead broke, i dont even have one kobo with me here. ( Haba, wetin happen, you be Job for bible?) We are very close, she is just like a sister or brother to me ( Yea Right, indeed.) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by UjSizzle(f): 9:51pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Boss: Why are you late? Employee: Sorry sir, I was held up by traffick. (abi u oversleep ) 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by alphaconde(m): 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
People who start sentences with 'to be honest' or honesty. I always count them as liars. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by condralbede(m): 10:02pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Baverly osu is a diamond.. 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by UjSizzle(f): 10:02pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Guy: Hey are you ok? What's wrong Girl: Oh nothing, I'm fine. *Breaking up a relationship* Girl: It's not you, it's me. Guy: Mehn i knack this gehl eh (hehe you prolly spilled just at the sight of her tits ) Size doesn't matter I love sharwarma (ladies oo, even if na d first time you dey chop am) I understand how you feel(do you) lol(did you really laff out loud?) No your bum doesn't look big in that dress. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Bestlyf: 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
"Hi, I was not with my phone when you called earlier" After the phone don ring tire. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by lolaluv1(f): 10:06pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
uj_sizzle: Nowadays, we make sure the bum looks big in the dress. Who wants a pancakey bum? |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by valicious1(m): 10:08pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
The most annoying lie I see on NL ( s.exuality section) those guys claiming to have 12+inches penis. Bunch of fat lieing bastards trying to toy with my complex 4 Likes |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 10:09pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
U didn't get my text?! Haba!! You are d 3rd person saying this oº°˚!! Maybe its d network.. Meanwhile I didn't send any text oº°˚!! 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by cachal: 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
druid06: If you've read the terms and agreement, click YES... Damn to come up with this, you really gat degree in lies.. though am close too.. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 10:14pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
I have left my house. I'll be there in 15 mins. Hmmmm.....im still deciding which shoes to wear. 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by honeeyplum(f): 10:18pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
'Brb' to those who won't stop disturbin me wit pings 'I was just abt to call u' Anything I say dat start with 'seriously' is also most likely to b a lie |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by farano(f): 10:19pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
'All is well my bro/sis' |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by nekaa(f): 10:20pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
For chewing gums"This is the last piece... " |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by shadrach77: 10:24pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
sent from my ipad (whearas you are in an internet cafe) facebook status update: chilling with my guys in a chinese restaurant (u dey for mama put!) 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by richardoz(m): 10:31pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
we are on top the situation (even when ASUU strike reaches 9wks oga Jona e beru Olorun o!) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by deloon(m): 10:37pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
I love you too...I try to avoid that lie but I cant help it. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by rill: 10:45pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
"I was never fani-kayode's gf" 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by swizzle(m): 10:48pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
'I love you' and 'I love you too'...I have been telling this lie everyday since the past 10 months and will still tell it this nite before I sleep. The babe no be am at all, she wan use lie give me belle. 1 Like |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by gsainttrinity(m): 10:55pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
end time tins |
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