femiero:
Banana Island

Banana ICELAND ••••••••Yuzedo

I'm in Abuja now meanwhile I'm in Lagos.

have I ever lied to u before? (even wen u r telling a lie)

femiero:
Banana Island

Banana iceland manshun!

Ar u a learner?

Look @ Me... Am close... Ain't u seeing me...

While u r still running to d destination... 4rm kakuri to town(kasuwa)...

Running like seriously...

Adex097: This country is not easy...

d country easy b4? [quote author=Adex097]

bigass: you are just like my mother

if I hear !

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I came to this thread late...but I had to re-post this

whoever that isn't guilty of the above should cast the first stone...

Mobile fone is the most common means of lying
Dat reminds me of some years back,a pal was owing me a token..so I decided to call him 4 my money while I was going for a wedding ceremony in akure, his response was dat"i am nt in akure 4 nau dat he'll come over in 2weeks time..".on getting to d venue of d ceremony I met my pal dia [/color][color=#000099]

I was the best student in my class ;DI

Weda white lie or black lie.. All liar shall have their rooms in d lake of .........
Abeg God forgive me ooo.

uj_sizzle:

I'm on my way (when you're probably still going to the bathroom )

datz my mum,sistas nd g.f no.1 LIE...neva bliv a lady if she eva say diz

kizmartino:


datz my mum,sistas nd g.f no.1 LIE...neva bliv a lady if she eva say diz

especially when they say i'm done, just want to check if this makeup is ok....thats my sister.
She'll come back in 30mins time to say i'm sorry

i get belle give me money to comot am

I prayed before eating.

*On the phone in a bus to Badagry*
"Hello, yes, I'm in Computer village. Which type of laptop do you want me to buy for you."

Pls now, i dont KISS on the 1st date
Stop it, pple might see us, yet she doesnt leave the guy

Oh sorry could not pick i was in a meeting all day,
Meanwhile i did not feel like picking your call.

'Hello, I was just about to call you'

We weren't taught that in school.
Nepa never bring light since morning.
*walking with a family friend and meets aquaintance* is she your sister and u reply yes

uj_sizzle: So we all are guilty of telling 'white' lies once in a while. The reasons could vary from wanting to save our relationships, ease a hectic situation, buy us time or well...just for the sake of lying
Some think little lies or just ommission of the truth makes the world a better place...religionists may beg to differ though
Here's my list of famous lies, you feel free to add yours too(preferably those you're guilty of )

I lost my phone n my contacts along with it(ok that beats saying he ain't important enough to be called )

She's just a friend.

I'm on my period (Ladies!!!)

I'll never hurt you (you be Jesus)

It wasn’t me!(Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.(Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless )

I love you too

Sorry i didn't answer,my phone was on vibrate

I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build(nairaland dudes)

Don't be silly, you're not in the slightest bit fat

Your the most beautiful girl in the world (Really? You've seen 'em all )

I've never even thought about him in that way.....hehe ladies

lolz

ignis:
Island and not iceland.

you be learner?

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OMG!

joebases: U r d best thing that has eva hapend 2 me.........guys

I do say dis 1 but its not a lie

uj_sizzle: So we all are guilty of telling 'white' lies once in a while. The reasons could vary from wanting to save our relationships, ease a hectic situation, buy us time or well...just for the sake of lying
Some think little lies or just ommission of the truth makes the world a better place...religionists may beg to differ though
Here's my list of famous lies, you feel free to add yours too(preferably those you're guilty of )

I lost my phone n my contacts along with it(ok that beats saying he ain't important enough to be called )

She's just a friend.

I'm on my period (Ladies!!!)

I'll never hurt you (you be Jesus)

It wasn’t me!(Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.(Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless )

I love you too

Sorry i didn't answer,my phone was on vibrate

I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build(nairaland dudes)

Don't be silly, you're not in the slightest bit fat

Your the most beautiful girl in the world (Really? You've seen 'em all )

I've never even thought about him in that way.....hehe ladies

Wonderchild: I'm in Abuja now meanwhile I'm in Lagos.

lol! True very comon lies


"I have never felt/loved like this before"hmmmmmmmm
"You are my world"

Ishilove:
Hehehehehe...guilty as charged

Lemme add:
"You cannot understand...I've been so busy" (beats telling him I couldn't be bothered having brain deadening chats with him)

Noted!!