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Re: Famous Lies We Tell by kendraloops: 10:58pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
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Re: Famous Lies We Tell by patrkq(m): 10:59pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
LOL... Biggest lie of d decade |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by kendraloops: 10:59pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
*modified* |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Lilchilz(m): 11:04pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
freecocoa: I didn't see the missed call from you walai.lol mumu |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by sweetsmalsis(f): 11:26pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Very funny thread, i can't stop laughing |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Solowande(m): 11:41pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
any celine dior music u hear na ur favourite(even wen u no sabi sing d music) who thief d meat for pot? I swear, thru to god no b me tak am(n u are thief) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Moxie4lyf(m): 11:48pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
i write "Lol" or "Lmao" when actually my face be lyk Ghadaffi own |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Lyth: 11:55pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
He's jst a friend *ladies* |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Crixina(f): 11:55pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
MacLovington: I usually says it as it is or say nothing at all. I would only do so not to embarrass someone.in other words you don't lie? |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by nelklyn(m): 12:00am On Aug 31, 2013 |
My favorites: 1)Haven't called you for a while. My phone rings and it's you calling. Then I pick and say, Wow! I was just about calling you... 2)Having s*x and my phone rings like three times, I ignore it. Call back after my session's over and I'll be like...Xup I just saw your missed call now didn't even hear my phone ring... 3)PING!!! me obsessively, turn off my Data Services, you call and I say bad Network (9ja term) 4)PING!!! Me and i don't want to reply you, I read your ping via view chat history so that it doesn't show "R". You call me later to ask why I didn't reply your ping then I'll say Sorry haven't had time to read my pings! |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by folahann(m): 12:08am On Aug 31, 2013 |
I have read and accepted all terms and condition. I'll be there in 5 mins. I'm already on my way/I'm almost there. I don't have any money on me/As a I dey here, I no even get common 5 Naira |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Revolva(m): 12:13am On Aug 31, 2013 |
na my papa get National stadium... Lion..baba #KingoftheLAMBA https://www.nairaland.com/1401468/top-8-lies-told-girls |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Tinkybabe(f): 1:00am On Aug 31, 2013 |
nelklyn: My favorites:True!!! |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by elfico(m): 1:40am On Aug 31, 2013 |
called twice, didnt pick (sent a txt later, txt reads 'sorry, i was indisposed'). See grammar. Boy: 'why are u nt replying my chat?' Girl: 'my phone is missing, am still searching for it.' Mumu boy: 'ping me when u find it.' Dummy girl: 'i will honey.' Girl: 'you look cute.' (in her mind, 'for your mind'). Boy: 'you too.' (in his mind, 'who dash monkey banana') boy: whats wrong? (does just to fulfil all righteousness) girl: 'nothing' (one of their commonest and well memorized lies, all due respect) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 5:02am On Aug 31, 2013 |
I don't tell white lies but black lies cos am a black gal.... ....ok? But I do say 'I Luv U too' wen actually I dont mean it.. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by ignis: 5:22am On Aug 31, 2013 |
k.style:Island and not iceland. |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by dynamo77(m): 6:38am On Aug 31, 2013 |
"I'm fine"....we hardly go a day without this lie |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by SirRil(m): 7:23am On Aug 31, 2013 |
You look great! (comments on ladies photos even if it's something else). I had an awesome day! ( when i'm indoors all through. Though na effect of ASUU strike sha). |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by finnett: 7:31am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Its raining here. I can't hear u properly! |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by nbright: 7:34am On Aug 31, 2013 |
ignis:Iceland not Island. (Yuzedo things) 2 Likes |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by JOYCEOUS(f): 7:36am On Aug 31, 2013 |
I hav neva taken okada, I dnt eat beans, Without make-up, i stil av a fyn cute face |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 7:43am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Lol!! Funny thread. I tried calling you but your number was not going through. I'm almost there (I still dey house o) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Bright2(m): 7:47am On Aug 31, 2013 |
I was in a serious meeting then so i couldn't pick ur calls( was at home with his wife ) I called you severally but it didn't go through may be it's network problem,this MTN sef!( ladies ) I just dumped that guy,he's the type that jump from one girl to another( opposite ) Nooo i wasn't sleeping i was just meditating( in the church ) heei, you are just a haaandsome man( money influence ) Babe it's just that you don't know me,are you invisible, no u we dey see so? I just came back from work & am tired let's shift it till tomorrow ok? Tanks (men)! That my uncle i told you is the person that just called now can't you trust me for ones? ( ladies ). |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by gibsgibs(m): 8:27am On Aug 31, 2013 |
i am on my period (really? after d guy don enter gbese for u) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Nobody: 8:27am On Aug 31, 2013 |
My girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband,doesn't eye any other lady/guy,cus he/she loves me so much....(this is a shout out to all entertainment stars husbands/wives/boyfriends/girlfriends) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by gibsgibs(m): 8:28am On Aug 31, 2013 |
i don't do dis, i don't do dat.(ladies) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by Ishilove: 8:32am On Aug 31, 2013 |
uj_sizzle:Hehehehehe...guilty as charged Lemme add: "You cannot understand...I've been so busy" (beats telling him I couldn't be bothered having brain deadening chats with him) Sorry, the network was bad... Couldn't hear what you were saying (Since he won't take the hint and stop calling, why not let him waste his airtime while I leisurely drawl ''hello? Hellooooo?" at end of the line) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by femiero: 8:38am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Banana Island k.style: |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by SwTonia(f): 8:51am On Aug 31, 2013 |
I dey learn lie hear oh.keep d lies cuming |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by AdeniyiA(m): 8:53am On Aug 31, 2013 |
uj_sizzle I love you too much because you are the most beautiful lady in the whole world and I will nev[sup][/sup]er do anything to hurt you.... |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by UjSizzle(f): 9:11am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Adeniyi A.: hehe I AM the most beautiful lady (ok that was another lie ) |
Re: Famous Lies We Tell by UjSizzle(f): 9:13am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Ishilove:damn i'm guilty too You won't understand (very subtle way of saying 'i can't be as.zed to explain to you) |
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