apolonius:

When am I getting an iv and a visa to visit na?

alutacontinua:

my planet is hostile to humans.
I do the visitations.

apolonius:

Well,busy packing and making stew for my last 1 day in a little place in Neptune.

Talking about hostility,I like it!

I actually do snore;trust me so well.

alutacontinua:

lol
I'm tryna imagine what the stew'll taste like

apolonius:

As horrible as anything you can think of. Hey,it is beginning to tantalize my sense of smell.

In all its versions, I have never been diagnosed of food poisoning since my premier attempt very few years ago. I enjoy it all as it does impress my modest expectations.

In thy planet,what do you cook best?

alutacontinua:

Lmao @ horrible.

Tea! That's what we cook best.

apolonius:

A planet of liquid people!

Let me be true to my fading poor diet character. There is some rice to last the day,I won't report you to the sentinels of your diet culture if you let me feed you some now. I am just happily kind.

alutacontinua:

huh?
feed me rice kwa?
I'm allergic to rice
thanks for the offer though
enjoy the meal.
so, when are you arriving in my beauriful country?

alutacontinua:

huh?
feed me rice kwa?
I'm allergic to rice
thanks for the offer though
enjoy the meal.
so, when are you arriving in my beauriful country?

RoyalRoy: Hmmm.... a nice conversation between an Alien and a Humanoid...interesting!!!

apolonius:

I guess it is an apt designation of those shared words,R-Roy!

Thank you for tolerating our tennis of acquaintance on this thread of pride.

apolonius:

Really?Tell me about it o!

RoyalRoy:

August 30....2013....

damiso: Which wan be all dis aliens vs humans wey una don turn fun room too ehn What happened to good ole straightforward toasting I must be very old school.

Hello everyone. .

alutacontinua:

I don't know what you're talking about

damiso: Which wan be all dis aliens vs humans wey una don turn fun room too ehn What happened to good ole straightforward toasting I must be very old school.

Hello everyone. .

damiso: Which wan be all dis aliens vs humans wey una don turn fun room too ehn What happened to good ole straightforward toasting I must be very old school.

Hello everyone. .

edwife:

Tell me about it,all I saw was horrible stew,just to tell her that he is still a bachelor and in great need of help and plenty coded messages .

The young shall grow and the old shall become new

edwife:

Tell me about it,all I saw was horrible stew,just to tell her that he is still a bachelor and in great need of help and plenty coded messages .

The young shall grow and the old shall become new

EfemenaXY:





Mothers, teach your sons how to cook!

I cannot fit shout...

alutacontinua:


calm down, my people!

Bro. apolonius has been taken off market by an angel

apolonius:

I am single but in relationship with an angel that is marriage-focused with a date that is a very few months away.

edwife:

edwife:

Efe you are at it again!

Why are you pouring sand in the gentleman garri?

EfemenaXY:

Because there is nothing endearing about a man who can't, and won't learn how to cook. It's a tried, tested, and worn-out old trick many men employ to get women slave in the kitchen for them, even whilst dating.

Okay, lemme ask you this: have you come across any of these so-called bachelors who've eaten raw meat under the pretext that they don't know how to cook?

Abeg make pessin hia word jare.

edwife:

No I haven't,only met great cook.

But,some of them actually know nothing in the kitchen,(my brother) while some think it is a woman responsibility.They can't just be bothered.

EfemenaXY:

But you are old school.

Very Old School sef...

EfemenaXY:





Mothers, teach your sons how to cook!

I cannot fit shout...

damiso:

I guess I must be

EfemenaXY:

Because there is nothing endearing about a man who can't, and won't learn how to cook. It's a tried, tested, and worn-out old trick many men employ to get women slave in the kitchen for them, even whilst dating.

Okay, lemme ask you this: have you come across any of these so-called bachelors who've eaten raw meat under the pretext that they don't know how to cook?

Abeg make pessin hia word jare.

apolonius:

The truth about men's poor cooking has little or absolutely nothing to do with a commitment to perpetuating our patriarchal Naija culture.

apolonius: Most are innocent victims of this system,and the orientation about chores and roles within the home that most of us did have.

apolonius: Cooking is no role for the woman,it is what she can freely do for love just as the man will do some other things for her too. Roles within a connubial union are never permanently shared,each party can take them to make love and life more interesting and happier.