shinejackie:
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https://www.nairaland.com/1995601/sos-please-hamed-djdola...

Thank you

r231:
Where una see gorimapa for dat picture now

Btw I am bald not gorimapa

Chicks dey que to rub ma bald head so make una no hate

Abeg, what's the difference between gorimapa and bald head?

Ewuro4:


Wetin una dey talk, just cause wehave rusty roofs doesn't mean we can't ride an escalator.

CC correct me if I'm wrong, aren't there escalators at the old Kingsway mall Ibadan in Late '70s/'80s ?

Edwife how's your new year? Acada don finish?

Damiso you're back to work ehn, you don't want to make the announcement to avoid owo omo onile.

Naijababe how are you dear, long time. I thought you said you're coming to Calgary?

Afira yo angry smiley yen kia kia!!! Who went AWOL for the better part of July to December? Even if I had made it to Calgary, na how I for find you o jare?

I didn't make it because I lost my mum around the period I planned to come but we should get to it this year God willing in time for stampede

EfemenaXY:




Abeg, what's the difference between gorimapa and bald head?

Big difference

Bald = sexy

Gorimapa = so so

r231:


Big difference

Bald = sexy

Gorimapa = so so

You are right, Michael Jordan is bald and sexy but Hafiz Oyetoro is gorimapa

naijababe:



You are right, Michael Jordan is bald and sexy but Hafiz Oyetoro is gorimapa

r231:


Big difference

Bald = sexy

Gorimapa = so so

Which one be so-so again?

Abeg stop speaking in tongues

EfemenaXY:


Which one be so-so again?

Abeg stop speaking in tongues

Lol.....you have to meet some certain criteria to be bald

^^ You mean health-related issues that can cause baldness?

Lice? And furious itching / scratching?

Ringworms?

Lapa-lapa??

EfemenaXY:
^^ You mean health-related issues that can cause baldness?

Lice? And furious itching / scratching?

Ringworms?

Lapa-lapa??

Nooooooo

You have to be over 6ft tall, dark skin and between 2-6 pack to make it look good......

Plus if you have a goatie its a bonus that means Womanliness rating will be very high

With this you can book any woman's a5s.....even in the dream

Don't know about health!!

r231:



Nooooooo

You have to be over 6ft tall, dark skin and between 2-6 pack to make it look good......

Plus if you have a goatie its a bonus that means Womanliness rating will be very high

With this you can book any woman's a5s.....even in the dream

Don't know about health!!

Ah!

I think I understand you better now. You're saying that it's only the tall guys that can carry it off...

Vertically challenged men don suffer sha

Efe, refer to my post above

EfemenaXY:


Ah!

I think I understand you better now. You're saying that it's only the tall guys that can carry it off...

Vertically challenged men don suffer sha

Before and after

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naijababe:
Efe, refer to my post above

You mean this one?

naijababe:

You are right, Michael Jordan is bald and sexy but Hafiz Oyetoro is gorimapa

I don't even know who this Hafiz Oyetoro is. Lemme go have a google search.. Ah! I see what you mean!

r231:

Before and after

coogar:
ibadan people - this kinda technology is new to them. see jaybee in a white-shirt with rolled sleeves & that's chaircover at the back with her gele wondering how lucky she must be to have seen an escalator working.

Happy new year everyone
Hope it is a happy, fruitful, blessed and favoured one

Coogar & edwife, I forgive you. You just dont know how posh Ibadan people are . . . .

It may surprise you to know that the only person who knows that for a formal dinner setting, the lower edges of the cutlery should be aligned with the bottom rim of the plate and about one inch up from the edge of the table is Jaybee3 who is from Ibadan.

He is also the only one who knows that the water glass should be placed approximately one inch from the tip of the dinner knife.

Dont mess with Ibadan people o!

r231:
Happy New Year guys.......

Thank God we made it to 2015

Madam Chaircover, dis one is for you......

LOL
No Jericho, Ikolaba, Alalubosa, Akala way . . .isorait ooooooo

damiso:


you no say I be omo eko (Lagos gal) na we be champion (abi is it shampion in IB ) for collecting owo omo onile... how I for do am my sister...On flexi time though and less hrs. One needs to juggle both jare.Awon omo yii need wa (these kids need us).

Dami continue yabbing IB oh. Yes it's called shampion

Flexitime oh, less hrs oh.. Drop something, NA so Ijebu woman dey take style escape settlement.

You can say that again jare, they SOO need us, I'm swamped in homework ( Advance calculus without use of calculator ) even Kumon is no help

Congrats sis.

Chair cover oya come hia let me buy amola ati gbegiri and stew for you in mama put so point which one you want whether n fuku, round about, shaki, pomo or assorted. This is the first Sunday of the year so am happy
Na the one for iwo road mani o

Ewuro4:


Dami continue yabbing IB oh. Yes it's called shampion

Flexitime oh, less hrs oh.. Drop something, NA so Ijebu woman dey take style escape settlement.

You can say that again jare, they SOO need us, I'm swamped in homework ( Advance calculus without use of calculator ) even Kumon is no help

Congrats sis.

Thank you sis our own omo onile now collects Credit Card(or ike like R231 calls it ) has your own gotten to that level yet? if they have will pay by credit card we have 'santa' all the money for Christmas

Yes oo Kumon esp the younger ones is just extra work for you the parent as well jare..Sometimes It feels like you are going to school all over again . You are trying calculus ke by the time mine gets to calculus level na private tutor things o abeg na money I wan dey count these days

Happy Sunday Everyone.

SAMBARRY:
Chair cover oya come hia let me buy amola ati gbegiri and stew for you in mama put so point which one you want whether n fuku, round about, shaki, pomo or assorted. This is the first Sunday of the year so am happy
Na the one for iwo road mani o

Fanawole? by the bus garage? . . .
Where is the amala to go with this?

chaircover:


Fanawole? by the bus garage? . . .
Where is the amala to go with this?

amola don finish. Oya go do amala make i buy assorted for you

chaircover:


Fanawole? by the bus garage? . . .
Where is the amala to go with this?

Fanawole & Classic .. Yum mmmm

SAMBARRY:
amola don finish. Oya go do amala make i buy assorted for you

Sambarry ha ha! no lie for here o!
Amala finish inn buka in Ibadan
Thats like saying oil has finished in Iraq & conductor don finish for Lagos

Royal Roy, Naijababe and Damiso, where were you when this album lunched?... Makes me remember "my days"

Ewuro4:


Fanawole & Classic .. Yum mmmm

chaircover:


Sambarry ha ha! no lie for here o!
Amala finish inn buka in Ibadan
Thats like saying oil has finished in Iraq & conductor don finish for Lagos

Ewuro4:
Royal Roy, Naijababe and Damiso, where were you when this album lunched?... Makes me remember "my days"

Doing my A-Levels at South Thames College . That was the hit single from the Monica album while Brandy was killing the airwaves with Brokenhearted ft Wanya Morris of Boys II Men. Hijab waering days even if i still listened to music like no man's business. Those were really carefree and happy days for me

@ Sambarry

Pesin mouth just dey water for nothing.

Smile cheesos loffss you

naijababe:


Doing my A-Levels at South Thames College . That was the hit single from the Monica album while Brandy was killing the airwaves with Brokenhearted ft Wanya Morris of Boys II Men. Hijab waering days even if i still listened to music like no man's business. Those were really carefree and happy days for me

@ Sambarry

Pesin mouth just dey water for nothing.

Yeah already done with mine and "awaiting results" status parting and painting town RED with my old Toyota Cresida pop dash me. Remembered TLC waterfalls too? Thought of those days gives me butterflies, dated this cool guy whom hubby snatched me from as soon as he left for UK for greener pastures to buy us both fortunes jeezz mumu things.

chaircover:

And that one at challenge too. I almost te omo Adiye pa for that place back to D-Rovans with my boo.

chaircover:


Sambarry ha ha! no lie for here o!
Amala finish inn buka in Ibadan
Thats like saying oil has finished in Iraq & conductor don finish for Lagos

Don't mind Kuilye, Fanawole out of solid. Eewo niyen