A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.

The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, "Well,I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?" Darla says,  "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor? The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!" the mother was so annoyed.

lmao, Virgin Mary number 2

Virgin mary mother of Jesus.

EDIT: Ohh scorpio said the same.

still lame to me

It wouldve been better if there was a different ending

I know

this joke was wack. or maybe its because i really dont find religious jokes funny.

It has nothin to do with religion, its just lame

y'all just don't get the joke, go to school i won't went! lmao! _{just kiddin}

lauryn:

It has nothin to do with religion, its just lame

thats another reason why the joke is wack. i didnt even get it, i thought it had to do with reilgion. this joke so wack instead to be laughing @ it i am wasting time discussing it. aint that something ?

This one is funny, So the three wise men could have appeared anytime!

And by the way omogenaija, The joke ain't wack I swear, take your time to read it over again.

The last time a virgin got pregnant was when Jesus was about to come into this world!

The doctor was actually right by not wanting to miss a piece of the action!

lol. I get  the story but it aint a joke. I knew he was talkin about Mary, but we all know it aint possible, Mary or God has nothin to do with it. It shoulda prolly ended with the doctor havin somethin to do with the gal, 4mths ago, but,noooooooooooo it was Mary, plzzzzzzzz

Dnt y'all get it?

The three wise men, marry virgin?

The woman claims her daughter is a virgin, yest the doctor said she's pregnant. The doctor knows that this doesn't happen in real life, and so he went to the window to wait for the three wise men. Probabaly in form of sacarsm or a way of making fun at the mother for trusting her daughter soo much?

I know not everyone has same sense of humour, but this joke is funny.

No mind the jare!

If its sarcasm then its a bit understandable, still not funny. I get the story, but i just cant afford to laugh

Then forget about the joke if you can't laugh!

already did

ok. i will L but on LOL

is that good enough

lol, this was funny damn

Abi, I don't know what problem Lauryn had got with that!

I dont have a prob with it, i just dont find it funny. Na fight, abi na by force to laugh

U no wan laugh abi, we go see who go tire for this place

U no wan laugh abi, we go see who go tire for this place

lol,

whatever

Hey Miss, You seem to be mad @ moi why?

belloti:

In fairness to others, if we don't find a joke worth it, the most decent thing to do is to move on & ignore it. i don't expect all jokes to appeal to everyone when we all came from different backgrounds. this is entirely my opinion.

diddy4dt:

lol, this was funny damn

spikelord:

No mind the jare!

spikelord:

Then forget about the joke if you can't laugh!

Spikelord,Hot-angel and all others i appreciate your sense of humour and critical assessement,we are not the same and so we cant reason or see things the same way.
I will miss all you girls and guys as i have to into the interland for my new official appointment,this will cut me off from you people as i wont have assess to internet until i return to the shore.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE