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Illiteracy In Naija. by Nobody: 12:03pm On Aug 31, 2013
grin cheesy cheesy WHICH OF DIS MEN MUMU PASS
1. HAUSA MAN who removed his shoes 2 enta a taxi
2.IGBO MAN who went 2 d bank wit a spanner 2 open
bank account
3. YORUBA MAN who went 2 bed wit a ruler jst 2 knw hw
long he slept
4. A TIV MAN who watch d news n waved at d news
reader
5. AN IBIBIO NURSE who woke up a sleeping patient
simply bcus she 4got 2 giv him sleeping pills
6.AN IGALA MAN who lowered his TV volume bcus he
wanted 2 read a text message
7. AN EDO MAN who sprayed himsef wit mortein 2 keep
mosquitoes awy
8. AN IKWERE MAN who polish his shoes 2 take a
passport photo
9. AN ISOKO MAN who climbed a mango tree 2 check if d
mango was ripe enuf, den came down n started
stonning it
10. A FULANI MAN who chose 2 drink fanta bcus he tot
sprite was unripe
11. A GWARI MAN who saw sumting dat looked lik shit,
touched it, tested it n said "Hmmmm " na shit ooo!!!
Tank God i no match am
12. AN IDOMA MAN who put his radio inside refrigerator
bcus he wanted 2 listen 2 cool f.m.

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Re: Illiteracy In Naija. by Nobody: 12:34pm On Aug 31, 2013
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Re: Illiteracy In Naija. by floxyluv283: 9:56am On Sep 01, 2013
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Re: Illiteracy In Naija. by ofisa247(m): 1:11pm On Sep 01, 2013
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Re: Illiteracy In Naija. by everyday: 3:40pm On Sep 01, 2013
Nice

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