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disease: Illiteracy by blissieng(f): 3:56pm On May 22, 2009
An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked
for an economy class seat, 


Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the

first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and
sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit
but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.


Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The Jnr. pilot went and
spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to
inform the Chief pilot. The Chief pilot said, I am married to an
illiterate; I'll go and talk to her. The Chief went and whispered some
words to the woman and she peacefully stood up and went to her economy
class seat.


The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell
her?

The Chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not
going to Abuja, only economy class is!!!
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 3:58pm On May 22, 2009
blisseing is really working hard to make us LAUGH!
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 3:59pm On May 22, 2009
but u r refusing to grin cheesy
Re: disease: Illiteracy by dani1luv: 4:00pm On May 22, 2009
@ Joke
lol cheesy
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 4:03pm On May 22, 2009
well, if this would make u happy bliss, would give it to ya grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy



grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin wink
Re: disease: Illiteracy by Arcani: 6:30pm On May 22, 2009
Lollito
Re: disease: Illiteracy by deekseen(m): 10:01pm On May 22, 2009
That was a good one. One more way to handle obstinate illiterates.
Re: disease: Illiteracy by D1KeleVra(m): 8:31am On May 23, 2009
@Joke
Niiiicie! StudioFRSC why u dey vex? You be illiterate? cheesy
Re: disease: Illiteracy by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On May 23, 2009
as if u no be one.

@poster
good job, kip em flown
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 12:38pm On May 23, 2009
cool
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 12:45pm On May 23, 2009
D1KeleVra:

@Joke
Niiiicie! StudioFRSC why u dey vex? You be illiterate? cheesy

u dey vex cuz people like u still dey exist for nairaland. cool
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 12:53pm On May 23, 2009
u don collect ban so tey ya name na error
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 12:55pm On May 23, 2009
dikele abi?
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 1:19pm On May 23, 2009
Studiofrsc to be precise cool
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 1:22pm On May 23, 2009
accurate
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 1:24pm On May 23, 2009
point of correction sylvex.\

studio CFR wink
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 1:36pm On May 23, 2009
wen be ya coronation
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 1:38pm On May 23, 2009
dem don do am pass cool
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 1:41pm On May 23, 2009
thank you brother sylvex kiss kiss kiss
Re: disease: Illiteracy by blissieng(f): 1:51pm On May 23, 2009
fanx to all that is deserving you know yaselves!


the rest o' ya ,
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 1:57pm On May 23, 2009
I know the whole truth.
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 2:46pm On May 23, 2009
ya market no fit sell
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 3:00pm On May 23, 2009
tell am again cool
Re: disease: Illiteracy by D1KeleVra(m): 10:28pm On May 23, 2009
clemcykul:

as if u no be one.

@poster
good job, kip em flown


I will wound u o! angry
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 3:42pm On May 24, 2009
mo sorri gan o tongue
Re: disease: Illiteracy by Lolabbey: 10:43am On May 25, 2009
nice joke
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 11:58am On May 25, 2009
for wia? cool
Re: disease: Illiteracy by Lolabbey: 12:03pm On May 25, 2009
4 hia
Re: disease: Illiteracy by blissieng(f): 11:44am On May 26, 2009
come Sly are you being Slow?
Re: disease: Illiteracy by D1KeleVra(m): 11:48am On May 26, 2009
Studio CFR:

dikele abi?

No. Na ur umbrella head. . . u be bone for Seun's spine
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 11:57am On May 26, 2009
cool

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