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Illiteracy Is A Disease!!! / Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone / Illiteracy In Naija. (2) (3) (4)
disease: Illiteracy by blissieng(f): 3:56pm On May 22, 2009 |
An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class seat, Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat. Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The Jnr. pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to inform the Chief pilot. The Chief pilot said, I am married to an illiterate; I'll go and talk to her. The Chief went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood up and went to her economy class seat. The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her? The Chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja, only economy class is!!! |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 3:58pm On May 22, 2009 |
blisseing is really working hard to make us LAUGH! |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 3:59pm On May 22, 2009 |
but u r refusing to |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by dani1luv: 4:00pm On May 22, 2009 |
@ Joke lol |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 4:03pm On May 22, 2009 |
well, if this would make u happy bliss, would give it to ya |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by Arcani: 6:30pm On May 22, 2009 |
Lollito |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by deekseen(m): 10:01pm On May 22, 2009 |
That was a good one. One more way to handle obstinate illiterates. |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by D1KeleVra(m): 8:31am On May 23, 2009 |
@Joke Niiiicie! StudioFRSC why u dey vex? You be illiterate? |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On May 23, 2009 |
as if u no be one. @poster good job, kip em flown |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 12:38pm On May 23, 2009 |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 12:45pm On May 23, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: u dey vex cuz people like u still dey exist for nairaland. |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 12:53pm On May 23, 2009 |
u don collect ban so tey ya name na error |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 12:55pm On May 23, 2009 |
dikele abi? |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 1:19pm On May 23, 2009 |
Studiofrsc to be precise |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 1:22pm On May 23, 2009 |
accurate |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 1:24pm On May 23, 2009 |
point of correction sylvex.\ studio CFR |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 1:36pm On May 23, 2009 |
wen be ya coronation |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 1:38pm On May 23, 2009 |
dem don do am pass |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 1:41pm On May 23, 2009 |
thank you brother sylvex |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by blissieng(f): 1:51pm On May 23, 2009 |
fanx to all that is deserving you know yaselves! the rest o' ya , |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 1:57pm On May 23, 2009 |
I know the whole truth. |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 2:46pm On May 23, 2009 |
ya market no fit sell |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 3:00pm On May 23, 2009 |
tell am again |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by D1KeleVra(m): 10:28pm On May 23, 2009 |
clemcykul: I will wound u o! |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by StudioCFR(m): 3:42pm On May 24, 2009 |
mo sorri gan o |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by Lolabbey: 10:43am On May 25, 2009 |
nice joke |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by sylve11: 11:58am On May 25, 2009 |
for wia? |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by Lolabbey: 12:03pm On May 25, 2009 |
4 hia |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by blissieng(f): 11:44am On May 26, 2009 |
come Sly are you being Slow? |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by D1KeleVra(m): 11:48am On May 26, 2009 |
Studio CFR: No. Na ur umbrella head. . . u be bone for Seun's spine |
Re: disease: Illiteracy by romsky: 11:57am On May 26, 2009 |
True Life Story! Hahahaha / Pic: When You Tell Your Barber To Spoil Your Life And Career / Re: NEVER TELL YOUR WIFE THIS JOKE IN BED.
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