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Akpor & His New Online Chick!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:42pm On Sep 07, 2013
Akpors: Hi bab, wadop
Girl: i'm cool thanks
Akpors: u're wlcm, i'll like 2 kno u wella
Girl: i'm Tichick, 19, slim & dark from Lasgidi.
Akpors: bab u're the kind of girl i like. Akpors continues: bab actually, my name is James Ovie Akpororo but my friends call me Akpors. I am 59 years old, I live in No16 Church street, Oshodi, Lagos. I have a super market @12 Femi Johnson street, Mushin, Lagos. Bab i like dating young girls like you. You can call me on08028264...
Girl: but oga u're a family man. How will ur wife & daughter feel if they see me with u. Or dont u think its wrong?
Akpor: bab dont even mention my useless daughter & her wayward mother here. They're on thier own & i have my lif to live.
Girl: its ok then. But do u care to know more about me?
Akpors: bab give me ur full detail including ur bank account number
Girl: well, my full name is AugusTina James Akpororo,i'm a primary 6 student of Gov't High School. my mum's name is Gladys Akpororo, she sell fish @mushin. my father's name is James Ovie Akpororo, he is a gateman @oshodi where we both live...
Akpors: Tina, so this is you Ơ.̮Ơ!
Girl: Papa, so this is youƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴͡!
Akpors: ur mama must hear this
Girl: Papa, mama dey here o grin

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