Just like every other place, in church you meet several kinds of people who do not cease to amaze you with different stunts during the service. At times, you get disturbed or annoyed but what can you do? Here is a drop-down of the most annoying things people do in church:

*Chewing Gum in Church: And not just chewing gum but making silly noises with it. We know that most times, you might get sleepy during the service (especially if it is a vigil) but be discreet, mint sweets are better.

*Gisting with Friends: Some people have seriously complained about this. They are struggling to listen but the noise of the person next to them won’t even allow them hear a thing. The most annoying part is that their gist is irrelevant…at other times, it evolves out of something the pastor has said and goes beyond proportion. Please, whatever it is…can’t it wait till after the service?

Pinging and Constantly Updating Status: Funny enough, most people hide under the cloak of E-Bible, pretending to be using the bible application or  jotting on a phone memo…hmnn…God dey ooo!!!

*Screaming ” Yeah, Word! Preach It!! Yes, the Word can get really exciting but also remember that you’re not the only one in church…hehe

*Snapping Pictures During Service and Uploading on Facebook, Twitter, etc: Just one question; when did church become a photo studio?

* Walking Around: Very distracting, even to the minister. If you are the kind of person that always has to go to the gents, please find a seat in a place where you won’t draw too much attention, and except it is urgent, please please and please, try and sit still till the end of the service. This is no excuse for the rudeness of ushers though…

*Standing Up or Climbing a Chair to Watch a Drama: Dramas can get really exciting but  obstructing the view of other people behind you is not accepted. Church is not cinema!

*Crying babies in Church: Yes, babies can get out of control but if you know your baby is the touchy type, it is more advisable for you to seat where you won’t easily distract people….and please don’t breastfeed in front of everybody , give yourself some closure.
Please, try to make this Sunday and every other one better for both you and everyone around you. Stay blessed!!!

Dislike all, especially those who find pleasure in screaming.
Chewing gum you should know they definitely come to church to distract people

all this one no even annoy me nah reading of news paper dey make me cry

Most of these things always take place in pentecostal churches.

Weneva i see all dis BB gals pingin in church, i wud wished i cud giv dem thunderous slap.

Lmao@ snapping pictures during church service. Wtf does dat.?

Then you see those women putting on very large hats insisting on staying at the front thereby blocking everybody. Very annoying

Nairaland in church






ssshhh; am doing that now

What happen to freewill?

Hypocritical christians.

What do u mean by freewill? Btw. Mod shouldn't this be on FP

Hapi sunday NLders

Hapi sunday

Leaving their phone and its ringtone on, and attimes receiving a call in church That pisses me off.

Most annoying part is when I fail to receive my weekly tithe and offering back at the end of the month.

larrymoore: Most annoying part is when I fail to receive my weekly tithe and offering back at the end of the month.

Lol. So na una be all dese 419 pastors wey full evriwia

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