ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

Source:http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/09/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass.html

And so Hope of Peace fades...

Lol @ ask the Turkish guy

Anyway Obama shouldn't bite more he can chew

Is a satire

owolabifunke14: Is a satire

that's much better then.

Obama get strong men wey dey him back so him fit tackle anybody

I'm astonished at †ђξ way and manner Obama exhumes confidence in †ђξ midst of his contemporaries!! I can't imagine he used those nasty words on President of A Country? ... Especially when he said "ask †ђξ Turkish guy", everyone here thinks you're a "joystick"! !! Damn it!! I think Obama is obviously over stepping his Authority!! He needs to watch it!

Gawwwd!!! Screaming END TIME TINZ!!!!!!!

Obama,a gentle guy like GEJ. Power is crazy, power is confidence, power is honour,power is fear,power is domination,power is glory,power is evil,power is corrupt, power is selfish.

Power is good!

obama never said such, it was a joke by a blogger which has obviously gone viral.
Op check d proper sources nxt time

This would be a show of weakness if true. Presidents don't act like that.

Good thing this is a joke.

“Jackass” Joke about Vladimir Putin Went Viral
http://guardianlv.com/2013/09/jackass-joke-about-vladimir-putin-went-viral/