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9 Rules Of Football Has A Kid by Nobody: 8:18am On Sep 12, 2013
Playing football has a kid was much fun with all this rules.

1, The fattest one is always the goalkeeper.

2,The person who's ball it is decides who play.

3,Penalty are only awarded if injured player swears alot

4,The match only ends when everyone is tired

5, No refree

6, If there is no football a plastic bottle will do

7, If you are picked last you can't play well

8, When the owner of the ball is pissed off,the game is over.

9, The owner must play

You are free to add yours.
Re: 9 Rules Of Football Has A Kid by Nobody: 9:56am On Sep 12, 2013
Wen choosing a team, 2 brothers can't b chosen in d same teamgrin

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