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Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:38pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
[b] As some of you know, I'm crushing on Masonkz. But then I'm also crushing on Rod Daily (a gay pörñ star). This post is me trying trying to make an informed choice between the two. MASONKZ: Pro: 1. He is sexy. I mean very sexy. He has this oriental look to him. Ryan Reynolds has nothing on him. 2. He is a graduate. I like educated men. 3. He is into dark-skinned blokes. I'm a bit dark-skinned. 4. He likes Tyson-Gay-esque butts. I have a bubble-butt (or so I've been told). 5. He is closer. We're in the same country, ergo a higher chance of hooking up. 6. I've actually spoken with him. He's not just some out-of-reach fantasy. 7. His voice, the times we spoke, gave me butterflies. That's a good thing, right? Cons: 1. He seems to be in a complicated relationship (at least that's what he told me). 2. I don't know if he'll like me. ROD DAILY: Pro: 1 - 5. He's a pörñstar! 6. I've seen him naked and he is GORGEOUS! 7. He is very handsome, a cross between Brad Pitt and Vin Diesel. 8. His bûtt...his bûtt is angelic! I have dreams of burying my face in them. 9. He is caucasian. I have a weakness for caucasians. 10. He is older. I'm into older guys. Cons: 1. He is in another continent 2. He has thousands of love-struck fans in his country alone and so might not notice one from Buddha-knows-where Nigeria. So, dear NLers, whom do I choose? [/b] |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by jhydebaba(m): 12:40pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Visit an herbalist, a pastor or alfa 2 Likes |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by MightyThor(m): 12:45pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
@Op if you indeed post this and not copy it from some blog, then i hope you don't my asking but are you gay? just a question no insult intended. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:48pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
MightyThor: @Op if you indeed post this and not copy it from some blog, then i hope you don't my asking but are you gay? just a question no insult intended._ I make it a point not to advertise my sexuality, especially on public...oh who am I kidding. Yeah, I am. Any problem? |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:50pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
You need to visit a rehabilitation centre |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Jesus, guy i think U should go for 100 lashes of KOBOKO on ur dirty yansh, @haters, Bleep you all, what do U gain being gay? Leaky anus i guess. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Vivly(f): 1:04pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
SimonAndal: |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Austeenxx: 1:06pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by bishopsamuel(m): 1:09pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
i will pray for you son |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Lilamartedi(f): 1:14pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
LMFAO..What can i say? End time thingz!! |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 1:15pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
U've already made ur Choice . . Choose Masonkz . . 2 Likes |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 1:15pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Odedoyin25: Jesus, guy i think U should go for 100 lashes of KOBOKO on ur dirty yansh, @haters, Bleep you all, what do U gain being gay? Leaky anus i guess._ Huh? 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 1:18pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
I_am_Lamar: U've already made ur Choice . ._ Gimme why. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 2:31pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
SimonAndal:Isn't it obvious U Like him..he's In Nigeria....he knows u....u've even talked. What else . All these gay guys sef.. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by ximarro(m): 2:56pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
@op, last days tins |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 4:02pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
why bit around the bush? Just change the topic to ' Am in love with masonkz' SMH@ wanting to bury ur head in his butt. AMEN o 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 8:28pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Masonkz definitey. Ermmm... I thought Rod was HIV postive?? Prove me wrong biko |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 8:56pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
LakunleOlogunro: Masonkz definitey. Ermmm... I thought Rod was HIV postive??_ He is, but it's not a deal-breaker for me. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
SimonAndal: Huh :O |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 9:48pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Oh...My...Gaaawwwddd Simon!!!!! On another note, thanks for the compliments (as that's what i see them as). If for nothing else, being placed alongside Rod Daily's sexy self PS: They said you're the king of trolls. So how does this thread fit in? |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by HezronLorraine(m): 11:50pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Just passing by: ----oooO---- ----(----)---- -----\--(-- ------\_)- -----------Oooo --- -----------(--- -)--- ------------)-- /---- ------------(_/ - |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:04am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Hezron Lorraine: Just passing by: Passing by to where? you better tell that okada to stop you here. Can't handle this alone |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:12am On Sep 13, 2013 |
i'd say you only have one option actually Masonkz because Rod Daily positive for HIV,I saw it on the news some days ago, not surprising most porn-stars have them at least Yasmin is still around |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by HezronLorraine(m): 12:15am On Sep 13, 2013 |
masonkz:actually I'm speechless.Wetin make I talk. Okay,HIV/AIDS Is real. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by mashnino(m): 12:15am On Sep 13, 2013 |
smh for the OP u re even proud of saying it... i spit on the thread... and funny enuf i read on the news d oda day dat rod daily and his girl friend tested positive for hiv mtchw....smh
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Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:16am On Sep 13, 2013 |
A |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Lucasbalo(m): 12:19am On Sep 13, 2013 |
SimonAndal:. Nice of u to sign ur own death warrant. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:22am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Lucasbalo: . Nice of u to sign ur own death warrant. it's his personal choice, what's your own stress? why are you taking panadol for someone's headache |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:30am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Tie your legs together and pretend to be a merman |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 12:33am On Sep 13, 2013 |
spongeback: Tie your legs together and pretend to be a merman lol that thing for some reason is funny to me that i sometimes pretend, i had one before but sadly its dry. |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 1:21am On Sep 13, 2013 |
masonkz: Oh...My...Gaaawwwddd_ For this you have my word that I ain't trolling. I promise! |
Re: Help Me Choose Between My Two Crushes. by Nobody: 1:23am On Sep 13, 2013 |
pc guru: i'd say you only have one option actually Masonkz because Rod Daily positive for HIV,I saw it on the news some days ago, not surprising most porn-stars have them at least Yasmin is still around_ Like I said before, I know he's HIV positive, but it's not a deal-breaker. |
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