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The Geography Of A Woman by mykali(m): 12:32pm On Jun 20, 2008
The geography of a woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by emmyjojo(m): 2:13pm On Jun 20, 2008
mykali, i no no say u b sage.this ya wisdom is 2 much. keep dem coming, nice one
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by kayowalemi(m): 2:56pm On Jun 20, 2008
You ve been to wonder ooooo grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by lysaa(f): 3:51pm On Jun 20, 2008
not bad!
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Abbygyal(f): 5:49pm On Jun 20, 2008
lol
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by StanP(m): 6:09pm On Jun 20, 2008
men thats true
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by kene20(m): 6:24pm On Jun 20, 2008
hohohoo grin grin
Nice one cheesy
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Jeovy(m): 7:00pm On Jun 20, 2008
Not bad at all
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Tmoni(m): 7:07pm On Jun 20, 2008
really good, but at least, one stage suppose be d nigerian stage, maybe wen she has an "Uncle"
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by manickal(m): 6:31pm On Jun 21, 2008
wow, myki, what u really know how to tell a true story. grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by mohawkchic(f): 7:10pm On Jun 24, 2008
~I like Your Geography!! ~

Between 31 and 35,she's like India,Very Hot Relaxed and convinced of her own Beauty


~Lol. . .  I best make the most of the Indian stage then  tongue




~Here's One that was forward to me~



~Between 16 and 18 a woman is like Africa,Mostly Unexplored ~

~Between 19 and 35 She's like Asia,Hot N Exoctic ~

~Between 36 and 45 she is like America,Fully Explored,Breath takenily Beautiful And Free with her Resources!!~

~Between 46 and 56 She is like Europe,Exhausted but Still Has Ponits Of Interest!!~

~After 56, She's Like Australia,Everyone Knows Its Down Under But Who Gives A Damn!! ~
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by clemcykul(f): 9:13am On Jun 25, 2008
na wetin na? una never still tire for stale stuffs?
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by olulu(m): 10:25am On Jul 04, 2008
lol

nice one

grin grin grin grin

olide or not, stale or not , cool
grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by mohawkchic(f): 4:43pm On Jul 05, 2008
clemcykul:

na wetin na? una never still tire for stale stuffs?

~Isnt it Obvious? grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by mykali(m): 6:43pm On May 23, 2009
chei. in those days of black and white grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by gbegbs: 12:39am On May 24, 2009
lol
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by blissieng(f): 8:09am On May 24, 2009
funny, i dont know if they're true though,
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Lolabbey: 12:45pm On May 25, 2009
how u go knw
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by blissieng(f): 5:01pm On May 26, 2009
come o, dem send u?
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Lolabbey: 11:18am On May 27, 2009
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Re: The Geography Of A Woman by dani1luv: 11:21am On May 27, 2009
[size=13pt]to do bla bla shocked[/size]
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Lolabbey: 1:08pm On May 27, 2009
abeg put on d A/C dis place is hot
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by mykali(m): 2:44pm On May 27, 2009
the A/C is under repair, will you manage hand fan? undecided
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by sylve11: 2:50pm On May 27, 2009
Dani go rush do am since na we house boy cool
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Lolabbey: 4:22pm On May 27, 2009
good
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by sylve11: 4:32pm On May 27, 2009
kiss cool
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Lolabbey: 5:09pm On May 27, 2009
mak papa no catch u ooo . . . .dis one wey u dey blow me kiss pasionatelly

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