As a newly married couple whonbrought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping your home tidy so you guys would have time for your careers and other more important things. One day, oga decided to give you a surprise package. He molded a big heart(to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day. You came back and met the house a right mess and the help sleeping and snoring:

MADAM: Will you get up now! Stupid girl! What have you been doing since morning?
HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish e say make I lie down small.
Tell me what's your next line of action

lobell:
As a newly married couple whonbrought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping your home tidy so you guys would have time for your careers and other more important things. One day, oga decided to give you a surprise package. He molded a big heart(to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day. You came back and met the house a right mess and the help sleeping and snoring:

MADAM: Will you get up now! Stupid girl! What have you been doing since morning?
HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish e say make I lie down small.
Tell me what's your next line of action

nice story and write up,very funny too,however assuming this fiction was not a fiction,as in it was real and i was the so called maam,i will just smile to myself,ask her to give me a glass of cold water first to step down and cool my body so i will control myself from descending on her,ill understand she doesnt know what shes talking about because if she did,she wont tell me to my face,after oga comes,ill sk her to repeat herself in the presence of oga so that oga can explain what she means before taking action,but before oga comes,i will lie down on the couch and watch movies

kulyie: nice story and write up,very funny too,however assuming this fiction was not a fiction,as in it was real and i was the so called maam,i will just smile to myself,ask her to give me a glass of cold water first to step down and cool my body so i will control myself from descending on her,ill understand she doesnt know what shes talking about because if she did,she wont tell me to my face,after oga comes,ill sk her to repeat herself in the presence of oga so that oga can explain what she means before taking action,but before oga comes,i will lie down on the couch and watch movies

Madam, are you sure you can be this calm? Devil sabi play with person imagination o (introducing various scenarios and the like)...I mean while waiting for oga to come home(for like 4hrs or more). Omo, you go fear hypertension na...lol

Will just hiss in pity of her illiteracy!
My husband knows I am not that romantic!
He knows I prefer CA$$$$H to stoopid surprises!

As for the 'making-love' factor, after phocking her azzzze dry, she go carry her wide toto go back to village abi? Who loses?

Sha-Sha, before I open my eyes SHE MUST CLEAN THE HOUSE, together with her "LOVER-BOY"!

I nor send!!!

Kanwulia: Will just hiss in pity of her illiteracy!
My husband knows I am not that romantic!
He knows I prefer CA$$$$H to stoopid surprises!

As for the 'making-love' factor, after phocking her azzzze dry, she go carry her wide toto go back to village abi? Who loses?

Sha-Sha, before I open my eyes SHE MUST CLEAN THE HOUSE, together with her "LOVER-BOY"!

I nor send!!!

Babe, you get temper o.

I like the confidence with which you ladies are speaking. But I know if I was a girl and I encountered such...all hell will break lose except I collapse and lose consciousness first...in which case all hell will break lose when I regain myself.

lobell:

Madam, are you sure you can be this calm? Devil sabi play with person imagination o (introducing various scenarios and the like)...I mean while waiting for oga to come home(for like 4hrs or more). Omo, you go fear hypertension na...lol

lol,thats why i said i will watch movies to be a source of distracting me from being hypertensive and violent