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| A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by ariesfitness(m): 3:15pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
My dear lorretta kindly consider this my naughty letter I stumbled across your post talking about guy’s erections This happened because I was going through the romance section Immediately I raced to your personal profile To see if u are all that i expect and worthwhile Looking at your smile, the curvy looks, the fleshy sexy broobs You almost made me do what i used to do on my bed back when i was 16 looking at those naughty books My name is dami and I frock like I’m in the army And some people have also told me that i come out looking like a dandy Since you allege that you cat has never had a sausage for breakfast Kindly let me into life , i promise that i will be steadfast Though i don’t know you and u don’t know me already If we arrange a meet , i promise that i will be all gleaming, silky , hard and ready sexy teddy. |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 4:01pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Hahaha Mr ariesfitness Romeo in 2013 U try  But don't try me o.I'm not gentle like I look  ariesfitness: My dear lorretta |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by timpaker(m): 4:33pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ok.  |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by ariesfitness(m): 4:54pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
so watssup. what's the name are you in the east |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 5:42pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Name's lorretta Yes in the east Are you toasting me on NL?  E be like say u want them nairalanders to give u serious yabis ariesfitness: so watssup. |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by ariesfitness(m): 5:43pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
e no mean. I can toast anywhere, even in the church |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Idowuogbo(f): 5:47pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ariesfitness: e no mean.U go toast winch one day |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by AbuMikey(m): 6:10pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
NL trolls,.......over to you! |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Tinkybabe(f): 6:17pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Idowuogbo: Hahahahahaha |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 6:23pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
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| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by homesteady(m): 6:34pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
LOL! BTW, lorretta u, you have a little resemblance with sheila in tinsel! |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by ikekings(m): 6:45pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
@op nice choice... She's pretty!!! |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by ariesfitness(m): 9:01pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
@ all, I think I'm in love. Loretta, will u marry me?? |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by ariesfitness(m): 9:02pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
@ all, I think I'm in love. Loretta, will u marry me?? I'm fine and my ponmo is very big |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 9:40pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ariesfitness: @ all, I think I'm in love. Loretta, will u marry me??yes I will  If you buy me a diamond ring. It's only one million naira |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 9:42pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Emm I don't watch Africa Magic. Do u have a picture of her? homesteady: LOL! |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 9:45pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ariesfitness:Mmhhmm Clears throat* Can I see the picture? Seeing is believing |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 9:48pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Thanks  ikekings: @op nice choice... She's pretty!!! |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by 50calibre(m): 9:50pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
lorretta u: Is that a joke Lols! I can get you anytime I want, easy peasy!! You are making slight mockery of the guy so it appears a bit-swollen headed. The guy wrote you a poem, and you couldn't at least say thank you. |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 10:46pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
50calibre:but he's not complaining Why are u making me look bad? Anyway he knows I appreciate And PS I didn't make mockery of him |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Iaz93: 11:15pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
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| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 11:21pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
IaNa wa o.idnoble135:z93: See wetin beef dey cause At least give it up for the dude na His rhyming is good. |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by 50calibre(m): 11:59pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
lorretta u: but he's not complaining Btw, there was something this OP said, in his words " Since you allege that you cat has never had a sausage for breakfast " How true is this? |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 12:03am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Can somebody please tell me why calibre is taking this personal  1 Like |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 3:28am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Na booooobs you want |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 7:10am On Sep 24, 2013 |
50calibre:I kid you not! |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Nobody: 7:11am On Sep 24, 2013 |
He's been meaning to do that Just miffed that the sharp guy beat him to it alutacontinua: Can somebody please tell me why calibre is taking this personal |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by Missprettie(f): 8:35am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Is diz a poem or a love letter? |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by lertee(f): 8:51am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Nice rhymes..sexual though |
| Re: A Ribald Poem For LORRETTA U by ariesfitness(m): 9:07am On Sep 24, 2013 |
lorretta u: I can always show u o but wen it wakes up it takes a lot to get it back to sleep. are u willing to risk it |
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