50calibre:
Really!! Says who? You don't see anything crazy in having him open you an account in the Cayman Islands as a prerequisite?

You don't see anything crazy in asking that he comes on his knees begging you with a diamond ring?

You don't see anything crazy in demanding a honeymoon in Hawaii?

You don't see anything crazy in demanding that he be very rich?

You don't see anything crazy in demanding that he has a big co*k?

You want an Hercules, a total stud who doubles as a cash cow, clearly that isn't marriage based on love, trust or mutual interests, it's one based on purely superficial & financial interests and as such, must be approached as a business deal, not a marriage.

So except you are agreeing to those his conditions, it isn't worth it because there are always people who can offer the same as you, and even more, without those your demands.

Oh! and I forgot to mention, attached to the agreement, would be that your boobs don't sag, else ......

Your lofty demands, met with equally lofty demands, I think it's a fair deal.

lorretta u: Ok now I get your drift
You're joking

For a momeont I thought u were serious
Lol

lorretta u: I aint kidding sha
I gat plenty to bring to the table
First of all I'll meet his standards of the kind of woman he wants
Pretty,smart,kind,very very easy going and quick to forgive.
generous to a fault(yep I'm that)
Hardworking(so I'm sure we won't be spending only his money.even though he's got lots of it)
I'll give him pretty children
And make sure he never leaves the house hungry or h*rny.
Of course he'll be in a rush to get back into my arms anytime he's not around me


Plus my faults(dem plenty too)but that's part of who I am.
I'll bring all of that to the table.

50calibre:



Really!! Says who? You don't see anything crazy in having him open you an account in the Cayman Islands as a prerequisite?

You don't see anything crazy in asking that he comes on his knees begging you with a diamond ring?

You don't see anything crazy in demanding a honeymoon in Hawaii?

You don't see anything crazy in demanding that he be very rich?

You don't see anything crazy in demanding that he has a big co*k?

You want an Hercules, a total stud who doubles as a cash cow, clearly that isn't marriage based on love, trust or mutual interests, it's one based on purely superficial & financial interests and as such, must be approached as a business deal, not a marriage.

So except you are agreeing to those his conditions, it isn't worth it because there are always people who can offer the same as you, and even more, without those your demands.

Oh! and I forgot to mention, attached to the agreement, would be that your bo*bs don't sag, else ......

Your lofty demands, met with equally lofty demands, I think it's a fair deal.



BROS U DEY VEX O

Idowuogbo: *bangs table*

Order!!!!!! Enough! Let d young woman b!!!!

Hian!

Uyi Iredia:

And you are ? Old enough to be her mother, right ?

50calibre:


No I'm not joking, your lofty demands only makes the conditions more stringent and the pre-nup ironclad.

And yeah I'm serious, those conditions ( the ones I stated ) are how every marriage should be, maybe not as extreme as those, don't you think so?

Uyi Iredia: @ aries: Just to make it clear, I haven't harassed her.

@ lorretta: I didn't say something is wrong with your eyes. I replied that they are amusing. In fact, I don't find them ugly, just amusing. In fact let's not drag this. I'll drop the chi ish. And I suggest give aries a try. Maybe afta he privately sends u a pic. If he misbehaves you can always report him on this site.

Idowuogbo:
Funny!

ariesfitness: @ ALL

Im officially asking Loretta to be my babe in public. Im also begging her for her number or pin again.

I think I have most of the qualities she is seeking. Make una help me beg am. This is not a joke o.

@ 50 Calibre.

I will fight u o . Be careful

@ Loretta

Pweese say yes. If you do I will fight 50 Calibre and co wey don dey harass u since

ariesfitness: Too bad.

btw , how is your kpekus still intact and untouched.

Abi ur bf na Reverend Father

lorretta u:
Darling ariesfitness

I'm very much taken dear

But you know that 'friend zone'?
We could go there

lorretta u:
Darling ariesfitness

I'm very much taken dear

But you know that 'friend zone'?
We could go there

lorretta u: no I don't think so. But seeing as the conditions come from you,I'm not surprised

ariesfitness: @ hardy
I tire o.
But I dey trip for d babe o
@ loretta
How come ur BF neva touch u??
In inclined to disbelieve u

50calibre:


What do you mean? Don't underestimate me, I can be incredibly nice when I want to be.

ariesfitness: @ loretta

I'm sure I'm more goodlooking than him. I'm challenging u.I want to fite him NOW

lorretta u:
Well believe what your heart knows to be true

@ daily new.
You're right though.I'd be silly to expect a perfect man when I'm not perfect.

But like you said out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.


my man has all the characters I wrote there plus a few faults.(Which I'm not going to state here)
In all I wrote there the only thing that's unrealistic is the cayman islands account ish. (But we can work towards that together )
I mean human beings are there so we can get there.

And that diamond ring I'm gon get it. On his bended knees too

Just join me in fasting and prayer

sexkillz: What an unserious thread!

ariesfitness: @ loretta

I'm sure I'm more goodlooking than him. I'm challenging u.I want to fite him NOW

DailyNews: I wish u d best, and since ur taken, I would suggest u remove ur pic cos ur man may nt fancy it, especially on a faceless forum, except u are still secretly searching

50calibre:


Keep trying dude!! That her story doesn't stack up, maybe it's just a tactic to chase you away.

How can a virile man with all those qualities, Tall, dark, handsome, very rich be with a girl and allow her to keep her pus*y in its pristine condition when other girls flock around him. So there must be a lie somewhere, keep trying.

lorretta u: Sexkillz a little relaxation is good for the brain

Have I told you I always laugh everytime I see your moniker

SEXKILLZ!