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Gay Chicken by oranges(m): 1:49pm On Jun 24, 2008
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.


Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.


Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.


Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?


Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.


Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.



Young cock :

O.K. What kind of competition?


Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.


Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.


Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.


Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.


Suddenly, Bang! , before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"
Re: Gay Chicken by clemcykul(f): 3:12pm On Jun 24, 2008
lmao dude keep em flown
Re: Gay Chicken by tobiit(m): 3:54pm On Jun 24, 2008
hahahahaha grin grin
Re: Gay Chicken by Jeovy(m): 5:09pm On Jun 24, 2008
hahahahahahhaah,smart old cock
Re: Gay Chicken by kene20(m): 6:23pm On Jun 24, 2008
D old cook don prove say gray hair na sign of wisdom.
Re: Gay Chicken by mohawkchic(f): 6:25pm On Jun 24, 2008
~Nice Wan!! grin
Re: Gay Chicken by Abbygyal(f): 6:28pm On Jun 24, 2008
lmao
Re: Gay Chicken by saucekid2: 6:30pm On Jun 24, 2008
@ abby
how are u doin dear grin
Re: Gay Chicken by folly69(m): 10:07am On Jul 03, 2008
lmao grin grin grin nice one
Re: Gay Chicken by naijababe2(f): 10:51am On Jul 03, 2008
Wise old cock.
Re: Gay Chicken by ituen(m): 10:43pm On Jul 03, 2008
well done oranges

Na this kain technique i go use commot Benjay, jeovy, sincity, segunpc for my back
Re: Gay Chicken by Jeovy(m): 10:21am On Jul 04, 2008
I can guess the farmer you intend to use
Re: Gay Chicken by olulu(m): 10:47am On Jul 04, 2008
seen it b4,
but it still rocks


grin grin grin grin
Re: Gay Chicken by Nautillus(m): 11:40am On Jul 04, 2008
LMAO very nice i must say, smart old cock
Re: Gay Chicken by Temivict(f): 11:59am On Jul 04, 2008
Good one
Re: Gay Chicken by ThugLife1(m): 4:00pm On Jul 04, 2008
lol
Re: Gay Chicken by ituen(m): 12:12am On Jul 05, 2008
Jeovy:

I can guess the farmer you intend to use

gunpoint of course

afterall, what is he my slave for?
Re: Gay Chicken by Esss(m): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2008
Sweet!!
Re: Gay Chicken by dreeldee: 12:40am On Jul 05, 2008
delicious!!!
Re: Gay Chicken by Emma4dfuture(m): 9:40am On Jul 05, 2008
Evn if d old cock die,other young cocks go still feel im impact & presence A.D.

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