A doctor summons a woman & asks to know why, after the husband had complained to him dat the woman no longer allows him to sleep with her.

The woman said; I work so hard for d family. It happens like dis, i get ready for work in d mornin, i take a taxi to work, on gettin dere, dere's no money on me, d taxi driver asks; do u want to pay or what? I go for or what. At work, i fail to meet up d daily target, my boss asks; do u want me to sack u or what? I go for or what. Goin back home, i take a taxi, on gettin home, no money on me. The taxi driver asks; do u want to pay or what? I go for or what. Dats it!

The doctor then leans forward and says; So, do u want me to tell ur husband or what?

9jaflave: An unemployed factory worker has proved his immunity to snake venom by letting a deadly mamba bite his bare arm. Tim Friede says he has built up immunity and claims he has now endured bites from 100 poisonous snakes.

The 45-year-old from Milwaukee is now able to survive a snake bite from a black mamba, which normally kills anyone bitten within just 20 minutes. Mr Friede can also survive bite from cobras and other deadly serpents.

He hopes that by building up human immunity to snake poison he can contribute to the development of a new anti-venom. Pictures of the process show the mamba locking its jaws around his arm and leaving a bloody wound.

He said: 'When people see what I do they usually swear or ask me if I'm going to die.
'The pictures are a display of my immunity, to prove it works.
'That's the only way people will believe it, and the true test if self-immunization works.
'Letting yourself get bitten requires a very high level of mental pressure, albeit a necessary one to beat snakebite.
'Doing a pure venom injection is one thing, but a bite is a whole new level - and a necessary one.'

By proving his own immunity he hopes his work will lead to more efficient and affordable than the type produced from horses that is currently available.

'What I do is called venom immunotherapy,' Mr Friede said.
'I take diluted injections of venom protein over time to build up my immune system.
'What that does is build up good antibodies through time that bind to the venom and neutralize it so I don't die.
'This is the same way they make anti-venom in horses, I just cut the horse out of the picture. I've become the horse.'

However, he does suffer side-effects- Pictures show Mr Friede's swollen hand, which is caused by his own anti-bodies attacking his body.
He has regular kidney and liver tests to check his dangerous work is not causing damage to his organs.

Mr Friede keeps dozens of poisonous snakes in the basement of his house and is working hard to contribute to a vaccine he hopes will make a difference to snakebite victims worldwide.

'I hope through developing my own resistance to poison some solid groundwork can be laid to build a vaccine for the 125,000 people that die from snakebite every year.
'At present the poor of Asia and Africa are the majority of the victims.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2448307/Man-claims-snake-bite-immunity-injecting-venom.html
http://9jaflave..com/2013/10/man-immune-to-snake-venom.html

Yeaaa dis is so true!! Da documentary was aired on NatGeo Wild

Ok

DonColz1: Two donkeys were walking through jerusalem, and one of the donkey told the other donkey that he remembered when jesus was on his back, and people were praising him and putting their clothes on the floor while he was busy matching on their clothes and enjoying himself, but now nobody seems to remember him, then the other donkey said, my friend, without jesus on your side you are nothing...

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jesus is fit only for donkeys![/size]

Why are you guys surprise.... Didn't God give us dominion over all creatures? That's why we have superior brain than lower animals.

Can someone tell first aid of snake bite? I want to emulate this dude.

Good News. Caleb University in
conjunction with Lagos State Government
is giving out scholarship award
to students to obtain free Bsc degree
programmes. Application form submission deadline is Oct 10

For more info, go to this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/1470460/free-bsc-degree-scholarship-award

Thank God he uses himself as a specimen....not a bad venture sha...more red oil to his elbow.

.I wish am happy birthday.... I dey mat... Another bilharziah

PAGAN 9JA:


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jesus is fit only for donkeys![/size]

I spite on you.

Interesting news.......when did d man bcum Warrior Baek Dongsu?

#ett.

end time things

DonColz1: Two donkeys were walking through jerusalem, and one of the donkey told the other donkey that he remembered when jesus was on his back, and people were praising him and putting their clothes on the floor while he was busy matching on their clothes and enjoying himself, but now nobody seems to remember him, then the other donkey said, my friend, without jesus on your side you are nothing...

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wonderful!
Jesus turned an @ss to an asset.

DonColz1: Two donkeys were walking through jerusalem, and one of the donkey told the other donkey that he remembered when jesus was on his back, and people were praising him and putting their clothes on the floor while he was busy matching on their clothes and enjoying himself, but now nobody seems to remember him, then the other donkey said, my friend, without jesus on your side you are nothing...

Love this so much

So inspiring
Jah bless you

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Make I hear jhooooor!!....didn't u guys c d way d snakes were on his hand...how sure are if that's not a rubber snake!...mitchew! Was hoping 2 c sumtin mre real dan that..........NONSENSE..!!

The snake na CHINESSE made....Oboy come naija especially my village,u go die throway!!!!

DMainMan: Good News. Caleb University in
conjunction with Lagos State Government
is giving out scholarship award
to students to obtain free Bsc degree
programmes. Application form submission deadline is Oct 10

For more info, go to this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/1470460/free-bsc-degree-scholarship-award

No b onli caleb university....Na Joshua polytechnic......gerooooooooout o if u no get beta post

Bold n considerable step; though dangerous!

Pls is it funny

[color=#550000][/color]make d man no go bite any person ooooooh because he has snake venum in his system

Milwaukee ppl dey kolo for real....lol oly must see dis lol

This is d real OKIJA JUJU... *no1 contesting*

Guy you never jam python

This na white baba lawo! He's advertising himself for his fellow whites' that need jazz. Come try am with my village snake (echi eteka; meaning= tomorrow is far) and see if you will survive. Mtchewww! White baba lawo!

kagari:

who den worship those medium or vessel

this man u no go like give urself small brain?

Paul, Peter, Mary etc are not different from the donkey as a vessel.

make he come my village come try one weda he go survive after 5munites

9jaflave: An unemployed factory worker has proved his immunity to snake venom by letting a deadly mamba bite his bare arm. Tim Friede says he has built up immunity and claims he has now endured bites from 100 poisonous snakes.

The 45-year-old from Milwaukee is now able to survive a snake bite from a black mamba, which normally kills anyone bitten within just 20 minutes. Mr Friede can also survive bite from cobras and other deadly serpents.

He hopes that by building up human immunity to snake poison he can contribute to the development of a new anti-venom. Pictures of the process show the mamba locking its jaws around his arm and leaving a bloody wound.

He said: 'When people see what I do they usually swear or ask me if I'm going to die.
'The pictures are a display of my immunity, to prove it works.
'That's the only way people will believe it, and the true test if self-immunization works.
'Letting yourself get bitten requires a very high level of mental pressure, albeit a necessary one to beat snakebite.
'Doing a pure venom injection is one thing, but a bite is a whole new level - and a necessary one.'

By proving his own immunity he hopes his work will lead to more efficient and affordable than the type produced from horses that is currently available.

'What I do is called venom immunotherapy,' Mr Friede said.
'I take diluted injections of venom protein over time to build up my immune system.
'What that does is build up good antibodies through time that bind to the venom and neutralize it so I don't die.
'This is the same way they make anti-venom in horses, I just cut the horse out of the picture. I've become the horse.'

However, he does suffer side-effects- Pictures show Mr Friede's swollen hand, which is caused by his own anti-bodies attacking his body.
He has regular kidney and liver tests to check his dangerous work is not causing damage to his organs.

Mr Friede keeps dozens of poisonous snakes in the basement of his house and is working hard to contribute to a vaccine he hopes will make a difference to snakebite victims worldwide.

'I hope through developing my own resistance to poison some solid groundwork can be laid to build a vaccine for the 125,000 people that die from snakebite every year.
'At present the poor of Asia and Africa are the majority of the victims.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2448307/Man-claims-snake-bite-immunity-injecting-venom.html
http://9jaflave..com/2013/10/man-immune-to-snake-venom.html

senrere

Nigerian Snakes no dey tolerate nonsense o

hv seen the video clips b4 is kinda real

Pastor Olu T:
Only Jesus in the life of one makes the difference which is the reason we dont worship saints or any other that Jesus used, or even through the medium He came into the world, 'cos they are all vessels!

Stop showing yourself, if you do not know anything about a particular doctrine...its better to ask and be well informed than. Comin online to show your.....,This was how y'all were criticizing holy communion of the Roman catholic faith but now, almost every penticostal church now do communion services....Nobody worships th saints and stuff...if you want to know, ask and be put through rather than display your ignorance publicly