Please nairalanders I need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue.

My wife accused me of snoring in the night but I denied it knowing fully well that I don't snore.

Then she asked me what she should do to let me know that I snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever I snore though jokingly but seriously because I know i don't snore.

Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything I do something that displeases her, she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when I ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that I was snoring.

I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her, she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping!

I would have given her the beating of her life that night if not that I promised myself not to lay my hands on my wife.

Please what do I do to stop this nefarious and retaliatory attitude of my dear loving wife?

have u tried talking to her abt it, even if i tink ur joking.

If I call your wife mammy water now, my oga at the top may come and say NO, shes ogbanje...

guy are u for real?

I love dis forum, I dunno y

Back to topic, @ OP, u started it, so tell her 2 stop it&admit u snore. Tell her u accept shikena! Abi na ur wife naaaa!

simple solution, as said earlier, call her to order and express ur displeasure. Ladies can ße so stupid times
Moreover, whether you snore or not is non of her business, u r d man, if she's not comfortable with you snoring, get her another room or send her to d floor and use the whole bed and continue snoring Jare, what rubbish

rotflmao! Kai Kai Smh.

This is hilarious! OP,tell me you're joking!

I dunno what to say......

ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!? LOLING * wipes tears* Lmfao!

Its a joke right?...If its not ya both need to see TB Josh

its obvious your wife HATES you for som reason known to her...


guy try talkin to ur wife...

SEEMS U ANNOY HER..

Now this is the most hilarious joke i've come across for a long time.

Kai!!!!

you gave her an open cheque,now enjoy the withdrawal,lol @overknocking you,nl family section tuale

DEGREE2466: Please nairalanders i need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue.

My wife accused me of snoring in the night but i denied it knowing so well that i dont snore.

Then she ask me what she should do to let me know i snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever i snore though jokingly but seriously because i know i dont snore.

Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything i do something that displeases her she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when i ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that i was snoring.

I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping!

I would have given her the beat of her life that night if not that i promised myself not to lay my hand on my wife.

Please what do i do to stop this nefarious and relatiative attitude of my dear loving wife?

Bwahahahaha!!!

DEGREE2466: Wow! Thank u all for the commentd so far. Am still an undergraduate hoping and praying to God for a better grade. But good grade as I know can also act as an inspiration to ur children.

Good comedian.

Bludeville: ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!? LOLING * wipes tears* Lmfao!

seconded

DEGREE2466: Please nairalanders i need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue.

My wife accused me of snoring in the night but i denied it knowing so well that i dont snore.

Then she ask me what she should do to let me know i snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever i snore though jokingly but seriously because i know i dont snore.

Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything i do something that displeases her she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when i ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that i was snoring.

I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping!

I would have given her the beat of her life that night if not that i promised myself not to lay my hand on my wife.

Please what do i do to stop this nefarious and relatiative attitude of my dear loving wife?

sorry..... apply ice . why on earth would you ask her to knock youin the first place. thats women for you...give them a foot and they take a mile.

It's been so long I laugh this hard and shedding tears, @op, thanks for making my day. You made me brake my vow of not logging in to NL for a month.


@post, that's if its true, just tell her that you accept that you snore and tell her to stop knocking your head since you have accepted.

Alternatively, you may pretend to be sleeping and when she gives you that knock again, just tell her that you aint asleep and that you have been doing so for a while now, which she had always done, use the opportunity to ask her what you have done wrong to her to deserve all these overnocking. Probably, you will find a solution.







P.s............. Not that I really believe the content of this thread, but nothing is impossible in marriage and life.
May God help us all.

Meeeenhhhhnnnn!!!!! This got me so cracked up.

Sorry...no advise.

OP bro, If she knocks you again, knock her back!

You're the man, your hands are stronger!

LOL!! LOLeR!! LOLesT!!!

This is so funny! Thanks for the late night joke

Just tell her to stop knocking...

I can't remember the last time I laughed till tears flowed....

@op, u no well.

This is some rily funny crazy shit.
Dunno when i laffed dis much last!!!

This thread is so funny,heheeh Pele op

She's a very wicked person. This is the type of person you should be scared of. I don't like passive aggressive people. She's dangerous.

kreami diva: rotflmao! Kai Kai Smh.

This is hilarious! OP,tell me you're joking!

I dunno what to say......

you people have turned my solution seeking problem into jokes and laughter!

Moderator front page please.

This thread is very serious and necessary to help me make a justifiable decision

soul_glo: She's a very wicked person. This is the type of person you should be scared of. I don't like passive aggressive people. She's dangerous.

we are married already so how do i stop her from this unimaginable attitude

You too, stop committing knockable offences or change the conditions, tell her it is kisses you want now rather than knocks!!!

DEGREE2466:

you people have turned my solution seeking problem into jokes and laughter!

Moderator front page please.

This thread is very serious and necessary to help me make a justifiable decision

wear helmet whenever you want to sleep.