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Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by DEGREE2466(m): 2:59pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Please nairalanders I need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue. My wife accused me of snoring in the night but I denied it knowing fully well that I don't snore. Then she asked me what she should do to let me know that I snore. I told her to give me a heavy knock whenever I snore though jokingly but seriously because I know i don't snore. Since that time my head has never remain the same. Anything I do something that displeases her, she will give me a heavy knock in the night and when I ask her what the problem is, she will tell me that I was snoring. I even went to the extent of staying awake all night to catch her and unfortunately for her, she came and gave me one of her usual heavy knock thinking i was sleeping! I would have given her the beating of her life that night if not that I promised myself not to lay my hands on my wife. Please what do I do to stop this nefarious and retaliatory attitude of my dear loving wife? 1 Like |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by zeekz(m): 3:03pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
have u tried talking to her abt it, even if i tink ur joking. 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Acidosis(m): 3:11pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
If I call your wife mammy water now, my oga at the top may come and say NO, shes ogbanje... 3 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by ladyju(f): 3:15pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
guy are u for real? 9 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by dahmie2013: 4:06pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
I love dis forum, I dunno y Back to topic, @ OP, u started it, so tell her 2 stop it&admit u snore. Tell her u accept shikena! Abi na ur wife naaaa! 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Eebrahym(m): 4:22pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
simple solution, as said earlier, call her to order and express ur displeasure. Ladies can ße so stupid times Moreover, whether you snore or not is non of her business, u r d man, if she's not comfortable with you snoring, get her another room or send her to d floor and use the whole bed and continue snoring Jare, what rubbish |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by kreamidiva(f): 6:15pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
rotflmao! Kai Kai Smh. This is hilarious! OP,tell me you're joking! I dunno what to say...... |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nobody: 6:15pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!? LOLING * wipes tears* Lmfao! 3 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Waspy(m): 6:41pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Its a joke right?...If its not ya both need to see TB Josh |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nobody: 7:06pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
its obvious your wife HATES you for som reason known to her... guy try talkin to ur wife... SEEMS U ANNOY HER.. |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by olenyi: 7:29pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Now this is the most hilarious joke i've come across for a long time. Kai!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by mysticgal(f): 7:35pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
you gave her an open cheque,now enjoy the withdrawal,lol @overknocking you,nl family section tuale 5 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
DEGREE2466: Please nairalanders i need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue. Bwahahahaha!!! |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nomski0(f): 7:59pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
ROTFLMAO.....there's nothing that you cant see on this forum. 3 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by zaimeg: 8:15pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
DEGREE2466: Wow! Thank u all for the commentd so far. Am still an undergraduate hoping and praying to God for a better grade. But good grade as I know can also act as an inspiration to ur children. Good comedian. 1 Like |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nobody: 8:32pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Bludeville: ROTFLMAO!!! LOL!!! LMAO!!? LOLING * wipes tears* Lmfao! seconded |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by addictiv(m): 8:57pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
DEGREE2466: Please nairalanders i need your urgent suggestion on what to do about this issue. sorry..... apply ice . why on earth would you ask her to knock youin the first place. thats women for you...give them a foot and they take a mile. 1 Like |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by greatgod2012(f): 9:12pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
It's been so long I laugh this hard and shedding tears, @op, thanks for making my day. You made me brake my vow of not logging in to NL for a month. @post, that's if its true, just tell her that you accept that you snore and tell her to stop knocking your head since you have accepted. Alternatively, you may pretend to be sleeping and when she gives you that knock again, just tell her that you aint asleep and that you have been doing so for a while now, which she had always done, use the opportunity to ask her what you have done wrong to her to deserve all these overnocking. Probably, you will find a solution. P.s............. Not that I really believe the content of this thread, but nothing is impossible in marriage and life. May God help us all. 4 Likes |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by ChiSun27(m): 9:24pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Meeeenhhhhnnnn!!!!! This got me so cracked up. Sorry...no advise. 1 Like |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nobody: 9:40pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
OP bro, If she knocks you again, knock her back! You're the man, your hands are stronger! |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Joebeck(f): 10:00pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nobody: 10:14pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
LOL!! LOLeR!! LOLesT!!! |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by adewasco2k(m): 10:55pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
This is so funny! Thanks for the late night joke |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by 3pac(m): 11:09pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Just tell her to stop knocking... |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by jmoore(m): 11:33pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
I can't remember the last time I laughed till tears flowed.... @op, u no well. |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Nobody: 11:45pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
This is some rily funny crazy shit. Dunno when i laffed dis much last!!! |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by Bootylicious(f): 1:31am On Oct 14, 2013 |
This thread is so funny,heheeh Pele op |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by soulglo: 1:49am On Oct 14, 2013 |
She's a very wicked person. This is the type of person you should be scared of. I don't like passive aggressive people. She's dangerous. |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by DEGREE2466(m): 4:42am On Oct 14, 2013 |
kreami diva: rotflmao! Kai Kai Smh. you people have turned my solution seeking problem into jokes and laughter! Moderator front page please. This thread is very serious and necessary to help me make a justifiable decision |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by DEGREE2466(m): 4:44am On Oct 14, 2013 |
soul_glo: She's a very wicked person. This is the type of person you should be scared of. I don't like passive aggressive people. She's dangerous. we are married already so how do i stop her from this unimaginable attitude |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by vanitty: 6:22am On Oct 14, 2013 |
You too, stop committing knockable offences or change the conditions, tell her it is kisses you want now rather than knocks!!! |
Re: Husband Abuse! Please Help, My Wife Is Overknocking Me by jmoore(m): 7:12am On Oct 14, 2013 |
DEGREE2466: wear helmet whenever you want to sleep. 5 Likes |
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