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4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:47pm On Oct 14, 2013
1) The activists
-They normally fight for justice based on their christian ethics and the life of christ
-They usually are good with people from different faiths
-They tend to be more liberal
***How to know them;
You will find them complaining on the complaints section about someone else who was cheated or needs to be compensated


2) The sectarians
-They confine their christianity to one church or one interpretation dogmatically
-They dont get along with other christians eg (fighting against catholics/protestants)
-They hardly get along with people of other faiths
-They tend to be very conservative with their christianity
***How to know them;
You will find them opening threads and bashing other churches or doctrines (catholics are mary worshippers etc)


3) The preachers
-They spend more time preaching rather than discussing their christianity
-They consider themselves an authority on biblical interpretations
-They tend to be conservative with their christianity
***How to know them;
You will find them opening numerous threads preaching left and right. They can also throw cumbersome bible verses. They preach more than they comment on other people's threads


4) The holier than thou's
-They spend time claiming to be filled with Holy Ghost or the grace of Christ
-They spend time criticizing other people's morality
-They dont mix well with other people of faith
***How to know them;
You will find them having "Holy-holy" signatures. "I am filled with grace"....."I walk in the light of the lord". Yet, you will find them being bigots and doing all sorts of atrocities. They also judge a lot

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Eebrahym(m): 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2013
grin hahahah so hilarious and true, lol, let me check up some thread and help u back up ur thread with facts
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2013
So op, whch do u belong to outta d 4.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:56pm On Oct 14, 2013
Lawee007: So op, whch do u belong to outta d 4.


Ehem.....not a christian lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:56pm On Oct 14, 2013
Eebrahym: grin hahahah so hilarious and true, lol, let me check up some thread and help u back up ur thread with facts


grin grin
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by onetrack(m): 8:05pm On Oct 14, 2013
5) The confused
--they don't really know much about their religion and it shows
--their main source of belief is in miracles (faith-healing, resurrecting the dead, bizarre coincidences)
--they don't preach because they don't know how to
--don't usually stick around very long
***how to know them
Long posts of incomprehensible gibberish; try to overwhelm you with many testimonies of 'miracles'; get angry when 'miracles' are laughed at; typically resort to threats of hell because they don't know how to do anything else.

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:10pm On Oct 14, 2013
onetrack: 5) The confused
--they don't really know much about their religion and it shows
--their main source of belief is in miracles (faith-healing, resurrecting the dead, bizarre coincidences)
--they don't preach because they don't know how to
--don't usually stick around very long
***how to know them
Long posts of incomprehensible gibberish; try to overwhelm you with many testimonies of 'miracles'; get angry when 'miracles' are laughed at; typically resort to threats of hell because they don't know how to do anything else.


grin grin grin grin

lol....I can think of a few people.....
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by SalC: 8:27pm On Oct 14, 2013
Logicboy03: 1) The activists
-They normally fight for justice based on their christian ethics and the life of christ
-They usually are good with people from different faiths
-They tend to be more liberal
***How to know them;
You will find them complaining on the complaints section about someone else who was cheated or needs to be compensated


2) The sectarians
-They confine their christianity to one church or one interpretation dogmatically
-They dont get along with other christians eg (fighting against catholics/protestants)
-They hardly get along with people of other faiths
-They tend to be very conservative with their christianity
***How to know them;
You will find them opening threads and bashing other churches or doctrines (catholics are mary worshippers etc)


3) The preachers
-They spend more time preaching rather than discussing their christianity
-They consider themselves an authority on biblical interpretations
-They tend to be conservative with their christianity
***How to know them;
You will find them opening numerous threads preaching left and right. They can also throw cumbersome bible verses. They preach more than they comment on other people's threads


4) The holier than thou's
-They spend time claiming to be filled with Holy Ghost or the grace of Christ
-They spend time criticizing other people's morality
-They dont mix well with other people of faith
***How to know them;
You will find them having "Holy-holy" signatures. "I am filled with grace"....."I walk in the light of the lord". Yet, you will find them being bigots and doing all sorts of atrocities. They also judge a lot
So we now have different types of christians?.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by SalC: 8:28pm On Oct 14, 2013
Lawee007: So op, whch do u belong to outta d 4.
The troll.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by SalC: 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2013
Logicboy03:


Ehem.....not a christian lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Yet you go to church. Who is deceiving who?
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:30pm On Oct 14, 2013
Sal C: So we now have different types of christians?.


Why not....its no news that christianity is fragmented
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:30pm On Oct 14, 2013
Sal C: The troll.


Sal C the butthurt
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Eebrahym(m): 8:35pm On Oct 14, 2013
See the pix below and let's see d correlation between them and the captioned above

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by SalC: 8:40pm On Oct 14, 2013
Logicboy03:


Sal C the butthurt
Lol... Are you dreaming?
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:41pm On Oct 14, 2013
^^^^
Abeg oooo.......this pic na expose!


grin grin grin

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by SalC: 8:46pm On Oct 14, 2013
Eebrahym: See the pix below and let's see d correlation between them and the captioned above
newmi na logicboy brother! What a sarcastic post that was.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Eebrahym(m): 8:52pm On Oct 14, 2013
Hahahah just hold on, let me get more pix grin

Sal c, ur own self dey ooº°oooooo°ºoo, classify these....
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by saintvc(m): 9:10pm On Oct 14, 2013
Waiting for types of atheist
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Eebrahym(m): 9:39pm On Oct 14, 2013
More pix coming

OP, I've succeeded in pulling out ur own skeletons too ooº°oooooo°ºoo and even sal C, but let's see ds first then we'll consider some religious fanatics for classification.

Today na today, I must pull them out

Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by SalC: 9:58pm On Oct 14, 2013
Eebrahym: More pix coming

OP, I've succeeded in pulling out ur own skeletons too ooº°oooooo°ºoo and even sal C, but let's see ds first then we'll consider some religious fanatics for classification.

Today na today, I must pull them out


Suggestion:
Mod sir, front page material!
I only asked a question in that post and I see nothing wrong with that.

Ok which group do I belong to? Spill it!
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by MEILYN(m): 11:32pm On Oct 14, 2013
grin grin
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Image123(m): 12:08am On Oct 15, 2013
i 'think' i know just two types of atheists globally.
1. The fool that said in his heart that there is no God.
2. The biggest fool that said with his mouth that there is no God.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:27am On Oct 15, 2013
Image123: i 'think' i know just two types of atheists globally.
1. The fool that said in his heart that there is no God.
2. The biggest fool that said with his mouth that there is no God.

#butthurt

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:28am On Oct 15, 2013
Image123: i 'think' i know just two types of atheists globally.
1. The fool that said in his heart that there is no God.
2. The biggest fool that said with his mouth that there is no God.
Lolololololol. This is hilarious.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:49am On Oct 15, 2013
6.) The "I cannot use my brain" Christians tongue:
-They shy away from intelligent conversations about their faith.
-They have a knack for quoting scriptures out of context.
-You tell them God does not exist and they try to use the bible to prove that he does *confused face* undecided
-The bible has given them the best cop-out ever: Titus 3:9
"But avoid foolish arguments and
genealogies and strife and disputes about the
Law, for they are unprofitable and worthless".

I'm just joking around grin grin grin



Not.

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by UyiIredia(m): 9:27am On Oct 15, 2013
Wu Zetian: 6.) The "I cannot use my brain" Christians tongue:
-They shy away from intelligent conversations about their faith.
-They have a knack for quoting scriptures out of context.
-You tell them God does not exist and they try to use the bible to prove that he does *confused face* undecided
-The bible has given them the best cop-out ever: Titus 3:9
"But avoid foolish arguments and
genealogies and strife and disputes about the
Law, for they are unprofitable and worthless".

I'm just joking around grin grin grin



Not.

They might also use Col 2:8 as a cop-out where Paul says to avod philosophies and vain deciet. Forgetting that in Acts 17:16-18 Paul spoke to Stoics and Epicureans who were typically atheists. Allowing a fellow man hinder them from thinking past the Christian box.

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by FOLYKAZE(m): 10:53am On Oct 15, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

They might also use Col 2:8 as a cop-out where Paul says to avod philosophies and vain deciet. Forgetting that in Acts 17:16-18 Paul spoke to Stoics and Epicureans who were typically atheists. Allowing a fellow man hinder them from thinking past the Christian box.

Hey bro.

I purposely opened this thread for ya https://www.nairaland.com/1475169/madness-doing-morally-free-mental .

It buttress more on Ifa concept of Ori and Ipin.......the naturalistic/scientific angle. Check it out
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Image123(m): 12:35pm On Oct 15, 2013
Logicboy03:

#butthurt

No hard feelings, Jesus loves you.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by plaetton: 2:08pm On Oct 15, 2013
Image123:

No hard feelings, Jesus loves you.
Yeah, Jesus loves a cheerful tithe payer.
We already heard that.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Image123(m): 2:48pm On Oct 15, 2013
plaetton:
Yeah, Jesus loves a cheerful tithe payer.
We already heard that.

Come again? i didn't understand.
Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by Gombs(m): 3:15pm On Oct 15, 2013
6 kind of atheists on NL

1. The Intellectual Atheist/Agnostic: Sees his/herself
as intellectually too advanced for religion and seeks to
engage with other likeminded individuals through
writings, YouTube videos and talks.

2. The Activist: Proactively works for issues connected
to naturalist or humanist causes. these set of folks gave funny reasons of how the universe came about. Like evolution (and I ask if man evolved from monkeys, why then do we still have monkeys today?) Etc


3. The Seeker-Agnostic: Considers the metaphysical a
possibility but is comfortable with uncertainty as it
concerns the interaction of science and the
metaphysical.

4. The Anti-Theist: Believes religion to be evil, thus
actively works against religion and religious influences.

These set of folks are usually rabid grin
Be warned!

These set of folks believe that Christianity (not even islam or Buddhism or such) is the opposite of atheism. They don't go to islam thread and spew their thoughts, and they love using the bible as a reason for their atheistic state of mind.


5. The Non-Theist: Does not have much interest in
religious concepts. But they tend to wanna know about God.

6. The Tag-Along-Band: these folks are actually christians, but they wanna tag along with atheists just to run away from being responsible and accountable for their evil acts. They often say "the Jew God in the bible is evil" weirdly, all they know about a god/God is in Christianity, not Buddhism not even Paganism or such grin


I have a joke I wanna share next! grin

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Re: 4 Types Of Christians On Nairaland by ladygogo: 3:17pm On Oct 15, 2013
Wu Zetian: 6.) The "I cannot use my brain" Christians tongue:
-They shy away from intelligent conversations about their faith.
-They have a knack for quoting scriptures out of context.
-You tell them God does not exist and they try to use the bible to prove that he does *confused face* undecided
-The bible has given them the best cop-out ever: Titus 3:9
"But avoid foolish arguments and
genealogies and strife and disputes about the
Law, for they are unprofitable and worthless".

I'm just joking around grin grin grin


Love this! grin kiss


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