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Joke Of The Day: Nigerians Are The Wisest On Earth by Nobody: 10:36pm On Oct 16, 2013
An American and a Nigerian are
sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The American is thinking that Nigerians
are
so dumb that he can fool them easy. . .
So he asks if the
Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to
take a
nap, so he politely declines and tries to
catch a few winks. The American persists
and says that the game is a lot of fun.
'I ask you a question, and if you don't
know
the answer, you pay
me only $5; You ask me one, and if I
don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500, '
This catches the Nigerian's attention and
to
keep the
American quiet, he agrees to play
the game.
The American asks the first question.
'What's the distance from The Earth to
the
moon?'
The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches
in
his pocket pulls
out a five-dollar bill, and hands it
to the American.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn.
He asks the American, 'What goes up a
hill
with three legs, and
comes down with four?'
The American uses his laptop, searches all
the references he
knows. He uses the air-phone; he
searches the Net and even the Library of
Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends
he
knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching, he finally
gives
up.
He wakes up the Nigerian and
hands him $500.
The Nigerian pockets the $500 goes right
back to sleep.
The American is going nuts not knowing
the
answer.
He wakes the Nigerian up and
asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with
three
legs and comes down with four?'
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands
the American $5 and
goes back to sleep.

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Re: Joke Of The Day: Nigerians Are The Wisest On Earth by royale442(m): 10:51pm On Oct 16, 2013
Lol.
Re: Joke Of The Day: Nigerians Are The Wisest On Earth by kelvinchristus(m): 11:03pm On Oct 16, 2013
Omo 9ja na wash o
Re: Joke Of The Day: Nigerians Are The Wisest On Earth by NnamdiN: 11:48pm On Oct 16, 2013
Lol now that's a funny one.
Re: Joke Of The Day: Nigerians Are The Wisest On Earth by criuze(m): 12:02am On Oct 17, 2013
i wish the game will continue like that. Zawo

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