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| Pls. Dnt Get Married by kneeyi(m): 4:41pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
jus some wedding quotes to ponder abt.   1. Marriage is a 3 ring circus:Engagement ring,wedding ring and Suffe-ring Anonymous, 2.If you want your spouse to listen to you and pay strict attention to every word you say,you jus talk in your sleep. Anonymous, 3.Sir, if you were my husband, i would poison your drink. Lady Astor to Winston Churchill 4.Madam,if you were my wife i would drink it. His reply. 5.As to marriage or celibacy,let a man take the course he will,he will be sure to repent Socrates 6.My wife and i tried to breakfast together,But we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked. Churchill 7.Marriage is when a man and a woman become one, the trouble starts when they are to decide which one. Anonymous and lastly 8.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other,but will still stay together Hement joshi am getting married next weekend,jus thought to let you guys know and pls. pray with me |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by onyinye2(f): 4:45pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
i hope you enjoy your last few days as a bachelor. i pray on to you the best wishes as you open this new chapter in your life. May the good Lord bless you and your future wife and your future as you become one in holy matrimony. |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by studio43(m): 4:50pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
onyinye2: Nne, since when u become prayer warrior?  |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by onyinye2(f): 5:19pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
nwa nne nwoke, what are you trying to say? |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
kedu! |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by studio43(m): 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
u just prayed for someone were did u got the annoited from? ibkaye, odimma learner |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
studio43:hehehe, good to hear (don't know how to say that in igbo) |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by studio43(m): 5:26pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
hhmm, i'm sorry. but i cant help u with that |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
what, you don't know yourself abi?  |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by onyinye2(f): 5:29pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
@studio oka, no need to rain down on my parade  oka i was born in america so im trying to learn oka. sorry if im not as "advance" as you are |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by studio43(m): 5:31pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
onyinye2: SORRY O IB, NA U SABI |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by mohawkchic(f): 8:29pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
~Looks like You're Goona NEED our prayers!! |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Jul 07, 2008 |
@post lol poster i wish all the sucess in your marriage, its a gud thing to be married |
| Re: Pls. Dnt Get Married by segunpc(m): 11:00am On Jul 07, 2008 |
@poster i wish u d best o . |
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