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Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by kattyagbagidi(f): 12:12pm On Oct 19, 2013
It's Saturday again, men are taking their wife
materials to the altar for God's NAFDAC Number.
If you're one of such men, congrats. But if your
product is still in Phase I Clinical Trials, how do
you know if she is really the right woman for you?
If she possesses the following 10 traits, she is a
wife material.



1. She Loves God

Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a
woman who fears the Lord is A WIFE MATERIAL.


2. She Loves You

If she loves you for who you really are and not
who you pretend or try to be sometimes, you
should definitely proceed to Phase II Clinical
Trials, she is a wife material.


3. She Gets Along With Your Friends And Family

A wife material will make an effort to get know
your people.


4. She Knows How To Cook

Any woman who cannot prepare a delicious owo
soup and starch (or her native soup), should
exchange her breasts and vagina for a pennis.
Truncate Clinical Trials at Phase I, she is not a
wife material!


5. She Let's You Be A Man

Just like you wouldn't deprive her of going
shopping with her best girl friends, or Keeping Up
With The Kardashians or watching Africa Magic,
she shouldn't expect you to give up boozing with
your guys on TGIF or watching Champions
League.


6. She Respects You

A wife material will keep major disputes private
rather than taking you down in public.


7. She Is Good Looking

I'm not talking about being fair or black; Tall or
short; Orobocious or lepacious. A wife material
will not only want to look good for you, but also
for herself.


8. She's Sexually Compatible With You

We test for compatibility in height, weight,
genotype.... How about sex? A wife material has
to be sexually compatible with you (How owna
wan take do sex compatibility test na owna
know!)


9. She's Intelligent

A wife material will challenge you to be a better
man and keep you on your toes.


10. She's Independent

Any woman of marriageable age who depends on
a man to subscribe her BIS is not a wife material.



Full stop. Exclamation mark.



Golden day and have a resourceful weekend,
friends!!!

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Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 12:17pm On Oct 19, 2013
Great article. Me likey! Thanks op.
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 12:21pm On Oct 19, 2013
8. She's Sexually Compatible With You
We test for compatibility in height, weight, genotype.... How about sex? A wife material has
to be sexually compatible with you (How owna
wan take do sex compatibility test na owna
know!)

Rofl. grin Op, pls advice.
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nomski0(f): 12:31pm On Oct 19, 2013
Nice list, simple and neat......Can you comply a list of ten qualities of a husband materialtcheesycheesy.

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Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by noobsaibot2(m): 12:37pm On Oct 19, 2013
@OP: I wan know how to check d sexy compatibilyti... *TODAY NA TODAY* HA HA...
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Chicolee(f): 12:43pm On Oct 19, 2013
I give myself 9/10
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by obi4eze(m): 1:24pm On Oct 19, 2013
@OP, you started well but deviated along the line and finally crashlanded, especially when you began to talk about sex before marriage.

Take it or leave it, pre-marital sex is a sin before God and will surely haunt the couple later unless God has mercy.

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Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 4:08pm On Oct 19, 2013
Is ASUU strike not enough.abeg get all these people with juvenile characteristics back to school. I've had enough of all these nonsensical threads.




Mshewwwwwwww time to go and eat my ikokore o jare :/
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 4:39pm On Oct 19, 2013
kulyie: Is ASUU strike not enough.abeg get all these people with juvenile characteristics back to school. I've had enough of all these nonsensical threads.




Mshewwwwwwww time to go and eat my ikokore o jare :/
*Hands her a bottle of chilled soda.
Calm down. smiley
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by plaetton: 5:42pm On Oct 19, 2013
kattyagbagidi:
But if your product is still in Phase I Clinical Trials, how do
you know if she is really the right woman for you?
If she possesses the following 10 traits, she is a
wife material.

1. She Loves God

Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a
woman who fears the Lord is A WIFE MATERIAL.


I beg to differ.
No. 1 is not a reliable barometer for measuring wife material for the simple reasons that in Nigeria, for example, everyone, I mean everyone, the good, the bad, the ugly, the evil, all profess undying love for god.
Every runs girl professes love for god, every sex worker professes love for god. Every jailhouse inmate loves god.

The love for god is perhaps the most abundant type of love bought , sold and traded in Nigeria. It is so manifestedly abundant that is is totally devoid of any real value.

In fact, a professed love for god should raise alarms and should be subjected to greater scrutiny because the professed love for god is very often a veil and camouflage.


kattyagbagidi:
But if your product is still in Phase I Clinical Trials, how do
you know if she is really the right woman for you?
If she possesses the following 10 traits, she is a
wife material.


She Loves You

If she loves you for who you really are and not
who you pretend or try to be sometimes, you
should definitely proceed to Phase II Clinical
Trials, she is a wife material.


Again, thread with caution.
In Nigeria, love is so easy and abundant that it can obscure and distract your vision, even if only for a brief but critical moment.
In Nigeria, people love what they desire and fall in love very very quickly with whomever is expected to provide the object of desire.
In Nigeria, you can buy love at just about any street corner, and they are a dime a dozen.
So, buyer beware of prospects that love you very much.

kattyagbagidi:
But if your
product is still in Phase I Clinical Trials, how do
you know if she is really the right woman for you?
If she possesses the following 10 traits, she is a
wife material.

3. She Gets Along With Your Friends And Family

A wife material will make an effort to get know
your people.


I agree fully.
This is super important.
But let me add that naturally, she might pretend to get along with your family and friends, so you should really be looking at her attitutes towards her friends, family and relatives, and even neighbors and strangers, especially the less previledged amongst them.
That should give you glimpses of the real person.

kattyagbagidi:
But if your product is still in Phase I Clinical Trials, how do
you know if she is really the right woman for you?
If she possesses the following 10 traits, she is a
wife material.


9. She's Intelligent

A wife material will challenge you to be a better
man and keep you on your toes.


Intelligence is relative.
Common sense and a good upbringing is far more valuable academic or intellectual agility in a marriage, home or in any type of human relationships for that matter.

kattyagbagidi:
But if your product is still in Phase I Clinical Trials, how do
you know if she is really the right woman for you?
If she possesses the following 10 traits, she is a
wife material.

10. She's Independent

Any woman of marriageable age who depends on
a man to subscribe her BIS is not a wife material.


I disagree with you.
"One man's meat is another man's poison"

While few men like independent women, most men, by virtue of culture or religion, have a natural aversion to an independent spouse.
Most men take pride in being the sole provider or at most , an equal provider. Most women overstretch this independence to points where they become competitive to their spouses rather partners.

So, for most men, independence is not a criteria for choosing a spouse.
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 5:50pm On Oct 19, 2013
idnoble135:
*Hands her a bottle of chilled soda.
Calm down. smiley
thank you o jare idnoble cheesy.wa dagba 8-)
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 6:05pm On Oct 19, 2013
kulyie: thank you o jare idnoble cheesy.wa dagba 8-)
Lolz... Amen o. cheesy

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Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 6:40pm On Oct 19, 2013
No. 5 is so annoying.

So keeping up with the Kardashians is a female thing?

What kind of females are interested in this kind of BS?
Re: Ten Qualities Of A Wife Material by Nobody: 7:09am On Oct 20, 2013
carefreewannabe: No. 5 is so annoying.

So keeping up with the Kardashians is a female thing?

What kind of females are interested in this kind of BS?
me! I am so very intrested and i keep up with the kardashians a lot including kim and kourtney,take miami.trust me is sooooooooooooooooooo







intresting cheesy






moreover ive discovered the reality show makes me conscious of my body,weight and looks smiley

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