Kiingsolomon: #Chai, Fynest don travel comot for debate branch...
See how grass dey grow beside d kiosk.#


Ma broz, Hw u doing? Just came here for debate preparation lesson ni jare, shey U sabi teash me?. #brings out pen and Note book#

Fynestboi: lol i dey around oooo i just to busy ni...


Teach keh, lol, i no sabi jhor....

Kiingsolomon: lol,,,,,,,,, no worries... Aunty Aliciakeys go teach me,

Fynestboi: she to cant teach u, we are bth coordinators so teachng is out of it.. But lemme give u alternative go meet samtolly, deschyko, mazi those ones fit teach u

Kiingsolomon: na d first position me wan follow... . #starts Jincheng comot for Alacia's House# me will b bak soon.

Fynestboi: ok ooo sha no let make i catch una 2geda.

Kiingsolomon: #Running towards d kiosk, with THE BLOW...sorry THE PUNCH NEWSPAPER# sir, come hear diz news oo.

#gives him d paper; with the bold written headline which says#
"A MAN KILLED HIMSELF, AND RAN AWAY, Police search still on..." Page 37 . Whatz ur opinion on hw d man will be caught by the police? .

Morning, sir!

Fynestboi: lmao... Hahahaha

how to capture the man that killed himself and ran away, simple jhor, the police should get a visa and travel to spirit world to arrest him..


Morning

Kiingsolomon: #Running towards d kiosk, with THE BLOW...sorry THE PUNCH NEWSPAPER# sir, come hear diz news oo.

#gives him d paper; with the bold written headline which says#
"A MAN KILLED HIMSELF, AND RAN AWAY, Police search still on..." Page 37 . Whatz ur opinion on hw d man will be caught by the police? .

Morning, sir!

Kiingsolomon: hehehe, datz ma most intelligent Police officer! ,

Now, how much is d visa to dat country u sed... Am gonna pay for d visa den u go there with ur men(oda moderators )... okay?.
Get urself redy for d Embassy!, nd U must come back with d criminal, is dat clear??.(datz if u are lucky to come bak)

Elliotwiz1: jeeeez 30years??!! What did you do? Lol... The longest ban on me was for hours... By that half-sane spambot...

pendusky:
as if ure not odunnu? lol

Fynestboi: *falls from a bike* , i think you would have to get capable hands to help you execute the job, as for me, far far fowl...

Kiingsolomon: , hw dare u turn down d job assigned to u in d name of the FEDERAL Government of NL, ehn?.

Infact no visa stuff again!... Oya, take FOOT-WAGEN and waka for d Federal Republic of Spirit World and bring the vile criminal here in d next 5hours, NOW! .

Go with other officers(moderators). He who comes bak safely will gat 1million kobo.
U hear me?.

Kiingsolomon: . Lol,,, Hahaha, so U are afraid of d spirit world, ehn?


Okay, sit down in ur office... I can see U cant go. . A whole officer.

pendusky:
as if ure not odunnu? lol

Fynestboi: ok can you pay me 999trillion

Kiingsolomon: ehm, let d criminal go safely and enjoy his new country!...

The News Paper will change d Headline to;
"The police gave up the the search for the Suicide Criminal Who ran away... Due to a longthroat ASUUish Police Officer's request for 999trillion naira!!!... Page 1"

. Chai, d criminal is lucky sha!.

Okay, U can go to ur Office!

Fynestboi: then na who get fault? Sebi na u no wan pay

Kiingsolomon: ehn,eeeehn!... Egbon Seun(republic of NL president), don plant tree of money for him Backyard abi?. Wey e go dey waste ova one criminal ehn?


So, na ur longthroat get fault na!!. We gat only 1million kobo, take or leave it!.

The whole NL must know about ur longthroat-ness.
#abeg, wherez that Journalist?#

Elliotwiz1: scratching my head.... What is he saying? Hehehe i no understand you o...abeg type again. Odunno na english word? Confused#

pendusky:
if ure a newbie here u wont understand, odunnu was or is a moderator in education section. she jst acquire a new username fynestboi

Fynestboi:

pendusky:
if ure a newbie here u wont understand, odunnu was or is a moderator in education section. she jst acquire a new username fynestboi

Emzybrown: am annoyed

Fynestboi: with who

Emzybrown:

Nairaland is too dull today

Fynestboi: she to cant teach u, we are bth coordinators so teachng is out of it.. But lemme give u alternative go meet samtolly, deschyko, mazi those ones fit teach u