;DAlways Look Fresh and Cute, So when You Fart in a Public Place no One will Suspect You=))


-Ken Saro Wiwa- (1990)

No matter how Big the Eye is, it can never be use as Halogen Light.- Segun Arinze (2013)

The only way Nigerian Men will Re-act to Boko Haram Menace is when an Ashawo Quarters is Bombed!

-King JaJa of Opobo- (1942)

Instead of the Food †☹ get spoilt in the Pot, I will eat it
-Rick Ross (2010)

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start. - Queen Elizabeth ii (1940)

Pikin when no know him mama boyfriend na him
dey call am uncle.
- Nnamdi Azikiwe (1963)

Those Days they Dated Married Men, Sugardaddys & Aristos But now that they are Married they dnt Wana Share there Husbands..(E go Work?)

-Ojukwu - 2009

If ur Girlfriend doesn't Pay her Tithe Break Up with Her!! if she can Cheat on God, who are U?=))

... FELA KUTI... (1929)

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