Adanma was a beautiful young lady. she got married to a handsome, rich and caring guy. She got pregnant 4 him. On d day of her delivery, d doctor told her to push. She did, the 1st baby came out. The doctor then told her to push again so that the second baby can come out. She pushed again. Suddenly, Deborah, her room mate slapped her out of her dream saying "Adanma, u dey mad ni? Na twice u don shit 4 bed nw"

Hmmmmm....
Push and poo?

Ormorlehwah: Hmmmmm....
Push and poo?

na so d dream sweet reach.

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A lady went to a store 2 buy a parrot and asks the sales person
Lady: what's so special about the parrot?
Sales person: the parrot can talk.
The lady ask the parrot "how do i look"
Parrot: u look lyk a fucking slut.
The lady get pissed of and said the parrot is rude and she can't buy it. The sales person told her to wait for 2 minute. She took the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and told the parrot "if u disrespect the lady out there again, i'll soak u again. The sales person took the parrot back outside and told d lady to ask the parrot another question.
Lady: if i come home with a man, who is he?
Parrot: your husband
Lady: 2 men
Parrot: your husband and his brother
Lady: 3 men
Parrot: your husband, your brother and his brother
Lady: 4 men
Parrot:Hey! get the bucket of water ready. i already told u this lady is a Fucking Slut.