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Sex Robot by santakris(m): 5:25am On Aug 14, 2014
A woman was having sex with her lover in her
apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard
her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like
a statue and don't move!
HUSBAND: Who is this?.
WIFE: This is a robot I bought to have sex with
when you're travelling.
HUSBAND: Ok, let's have sex now.
WIFE: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period.
So I will go and make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the husband said to himself,
"Damn it! I'm so Hot, I will f**k this robot!"
He tried having sex with the robot. The lover
started talking in a metallic robotic way,
"SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE!"
HUSBAND: Damn! This robot is not working
properly. I'm throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor,
so he said, "SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE TRY
AGAIN!" grin grin


Kindly like my joke

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