Fellow Nairalanders. My self acclaimed "big girl" wife farts badly and at will. Anyone seeing her in town or occasions won't believe what she does (farts) in d bedroom. Please advice what to do! Or what would u do if in my shoes!

Take her to a doctor. Dere shld be a prescription a doctor can give for that. But with time bear with her she's ur babe naw

Okay!!!!!!u want ha to be pretending or hide things frm u....Farting in ur presence simply means she loves u.......boh if u 8 it.....tell ha to stop farting or are u scared of ha?

Lol,it means she eats too much and eats a lot of junk.tell her how you feel about such indecent behaviours and how she will feel i her kids start copying what she does in public.you know kids are fast learners.maybe one day when they start displaying what mummy has taught them outside and one teacher says why did you fart in public,juniour will say thats the way mummy farts at home

Must be suffering from flatulence

big-t:
Must be suffering from flatulence

You are wrong, it s called farthology in medical science.

@OP, Nothing spoils, it is good for her health especially if she has just consumed egg and beans. It is also good for your body. You have to encourage her pls.

chieflowo:
You are wrong, it s called farthology in medical science bla bla bla.................................................

just check ur dictionary before quoting me to tautologise!

Hahahahahaahahaaha,i don die for laugh,used super glue gum her bobom bobom,abeg free her joor

Carry her go see doctor make dem sew d anus.....

Please is there a special building. Or place for farts ? Abeg free d babe as long as she dosent make it a public display..

Spits on girlfriend

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Join her whenever she farts, make your own more deadlier and sound more, so she would know how disgusting it is.

Talk to her about her behaviour. Farting, though natural, can be a turn-off for some. I am hopeful that she would want to please you. She may also need to watch her diet. Some foods are the culprit.

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I other newssss .she should check her intake, and smile out next time to a quiet and convenient plce .




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Thanks. U just changed ma mood

kaaaiii all of una wickdt ooo,see dangerous advice....@op go ask a doctor oooo,nairaland is d worst place 2get advice on dis kain mata.
....laff don burst my belle ooo

Plz upload her photo. Plz upload her photo.

Pix or no help!

i nid pishure evidence!

bros buy roasted corn, chuk am into her anus, its beta wen hot

This is a story about a couple who had
been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage
was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the
smell would make her eyes water and
make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him
to stop ripping them off because it was
making her sick. He told her he couldn't
stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She
told him to see a
doctor. She was concerned that one day
he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to
rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving
morning as she was preparing the
turkey for dinner and he was upstairs
sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
where she had put the turkey innards
and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare
parts and a malicious thought came to
her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs
where her husband was sound asleep
and, gently pulling back the bed covers,
she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his
underpants and emptied the bowl of
turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband
waken with his usual trumpeting which
was followed by a blood curdling
scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran
into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as
she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years
of torture she reckoned she had got him
back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband
came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of
horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what
was the matter. He said, "Honey, you
were right. All these years you have
warned me
and I didn't listen to you.
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I
would end up farting my guts out, and
today it finally happened. But by the
grace of God, some Vaseline, and these
two fingers, I think I got most of them
back in.
http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_jokes/dont_fart_in_bed.html

move to canada @ op.

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Hahaha....FUNNY THREAD...

marcjoe: Hahaha....FUNNY THREAD...

Bros, you dey endure ooo oo o!

Okay, check the silencer to be sure its not busted.
Tell her to stop eating much of beans.
Tell her to visit the restroom when you notice symptoms of fart.
Tell her to put on adult.

Its all about her.

@ poster,
You could try this... I know a couple who solved this problem by setting up a fan that blew across the bed at night.!

Let her fart a abegi as long as sh!! t no follow the fart lol.

Are you Kanwulias husband?

dayokanu: Are you Kanwulias husband?

LMAO!!!