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Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by vickyjay2407(m): 10:53am On Oct 27, 2013 |
Fellow Nairalanders. My self acclaimed "big girl" wife farts badly and at will. Anyone seeing her in town or occasions won't believe what she does (farts) in d bedroom. Please advice what to do! Or what would u do if in my shoes! |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by djembapat(m): 10:59am On Oct 27, 2013 |
Take her to a doctor. Dere shld be a prescription a doctor can give for that. But with time bear with her she's ur babe naw |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by janetDurling(f): 11:30am On Oct 27, 2013 |
Okay!!!!!!u want ha to be pretending or hide things frm u....Farting in ur presence simply means she loves u.......boh if u 8 it.....tell ha to stop farting or are u scared of ha? 1 Like |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Nobody: 11:39am On Oct 27, 2013 |
Lol,it means she eats too much and eats a lot of junk.tell her how you feel about such indecent behaviours and how she will feel i her kids start copying what she does in public.you know kids are fast learners.maybe one day when they start displaying what mummy has taught them outside and one teacher says why did you fart in public,juniour will say thats the way mummy farts at home |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by bigt2(m): 11:57am On Oct 27, 2013 |
Must be suffering from flatulence |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by chieflowo: 12:23pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
big-t:You are wrong, it s called farthology in medical science. @OP, Nothing spoils, it is good for her health especially if she has just consumed egg and beans. It is also good for your body. You have to encourage her pls. 1 Like |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by bigt2(m): 12:46pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
chieflowo:just check ur dictionary before quoting me to tautologise! |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Lilyluv028(f): 12:47pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Hahahahahaahahaaha,i don die for laugh,used super glue gum her bobom bobom,abeg free her joor |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by jumzzy448: 12:56pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Carry her go see doctor make dem sew d anus..... |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Ariyke: 12:57pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by MznAirA(f): 1:04pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Please is there a special building. Or place for farts ? Abeg free d babe as long as she dosent make it a public display.. |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Ijawboi(m): 1:34pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Spits on girlfriend 1 Like |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Temismith(f): 1:38pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Na free gift of nature. |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Nobody: 2:22pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Temismith: Na free gift of nature. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by sholay2011(m): 3:03pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Ijawboi: Spits on girlfriendOde |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Emmyk(m): 4:05pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Join her whenever she farts, make your own more deadlier and sound more, so she would know how disgusting it is. 2 Likes |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by coldgate(f): 4:17pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Talk to her about her behaviour. Farting, though natural, can be a turn-off for some. I am hopeful that she would want to please you. She may also need to watch her diet. Some foods are the culprit. |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by phil5(m): 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Buuuuuauauauuahhhhhahaahhahhahahahhahhahahahahhaha, chei ma stomach ooooooooooooooooooo I other newssss .she should check her intake, and smile out next time to a quiet and convenient plce . Onccceee aaaagggaaaiiinnn Bbbbuuuuuaaaauuauhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Thanks. U just changed ma mood 1 Like |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by stephano100(m): 6:41pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
kaaaiii all of una wickdt ooo,see dangerous advice....@op go ask a doctor oooo,nairaland is d worst place 2get advice on dis kain mata. ....laff don burst my belle ooo |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by osmosisi: 6:44pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Plz upload her photo. Plz upload her photo. |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Nobody: 8:35pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Pix or no help! |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by CircleOfWilis: 9:07pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
i nid pishure evidence! bros buy roasted corn, chuk am into her anus, its beta wen hot |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by CircleOfWilis: 9:09pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in. http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_jokes/dont_fart_in_bed.html 4 Likes |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by tpia5: 9:31pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
move to canada @ op. |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by deejayharry2: 10:28pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
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Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by marcjoe(m): 10:32pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Hahaha....FUNNY THREAD... 2 Likes |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by adjeielias: 12:11am On Oct 28, 2013 |
marcjoe: Hahaha....FUNNY THREAD... |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by omowolewa: 12:33am On Oct 28, 2013 |
Bros, you dey endure ooo oo o! Okay, check the silencer to be sure its not busted. Tell her to stop eating much of beans. Tell her to visit the restroom when you notice symptoms of fart. Tell her to put on adult. Its all about her. |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by Nobody: 3:15am On Oct 28, 2013 |
@ poster, You could try this... I know a couple who solved this problem by setting up a fan that blew across the bed at night.! |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by megareal: 6:52am On Oct 28, 2013 |
Let her fart a abegi as long as sh!! t no follow the fart lol. |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by dayokanu(m): 3:36pm On Oct 28, 2013 |
Are you Kanwulias husband? |
Re: Pls Help!!! My Wife Farts At Will ! by sholay2011(m): 3:47pm On Oct 28, 2013 |
dayokanu: Are you Kanwulias husband?LMAO!!! |
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