Wow! I need an igbo translator. rotflmao

Rilamaka:

Why do i love you? lol, abeg chop kiss

*kisses her back*



#TeamGOM

Wonder if that guy from Uganda will sell a single ticket here in naija for any music concert. Not a dbanj fan sha.

Rilamaka:

juba m odi m ka o na enwe kwarikwata Ara na - agba ya, raou ya, onye nzuzu. ifuro ka o di, ewu Gambia...

Nne jiri nwanyo tupu ihasa ndi a ka anu


#TeamGOM

LOL, D'banj dey laff at Don jazzy and Wande coal beef on twitter...kids

safarigirl: I guess you're in denial. Top of the World is not owned by D'banj, ever wondered why it hasn't been nominated for an award despite how good it is? So for your mind, Finally and Oyato are for 'matured minds'? Lemme laugh. Guy abeg find seat, your eye dey turn. @tintingz, you're HOPELESS, please learn to read, else we'll be going in circles, you still talking bout SW, if you join other tribes there it still won't exceed 25% of the population and not all non-Yorubas in SW understand Yoruba. Hence, a majority of Nigerians don't give two phucks bout your rap god, I know it's hard to digest, wash that down with a cup of alomo

whether top of the world is owned by d'banj or not, it's none of your business..."you are not alone" was not written by Mj, most singers are not necessarily good song writers so why pick on d'banj?

spade:

You most certainly have the brain of a child.

What's worth doing, is worth doing WELL.
I don't sing, so why the phuck would I want to torture the public with noise? Walahi, you dull no be small.
You believe anybody who critiques a bad song or bad stage performance plans to go into music?

I happen to be good at Math, Physics and Art, so for that reason, I WORK IN A FIELD I'M GOOD AT - Engineering!

D'Banj on the other hand, has no phucking musical talent, yet he continues to fool himself and his gullible followers, as well as torture the general public with his atrocious junk.

He should do humanity a favour and atleast focus on what he's good at. Whether na LASTMA agbero work or Molue driving, that's for him to say.

Clap for yourself sir the Engineering Don! Let's try and always use common sense even though it will be once in a while. You said you are an Engineer and you chosed that cos you know you can't sing. Dbanj is a musician, he chosed that cos he feels that is what he is good at. Infact, he dropped Mechanical engineering for music. At the moment, when the names of top musicians is being mentioned in Nigeria and Africa, there is no how the name Dbanj won't be mentioned. As an Engineer, who are you? Are you the best or one of the best in your LG, district, state or even region talkless of being given any recognition in Nigeria, Africa or beyond? Of course, the clear answer is a big NO cos Scholars don't reason with this kind of logic you exhibited.

Based on your argument, when we compare your life to that of Dbanj career wise, I put it to you sir that you are a monumental failure.

Whats the big deal if Dbanj was booed off stage in far away Zinba,wasnt Usher booed off stage here in Nigeria,did that make him been a point of ridicule in the US,BTW Dbanj was there in the first place by popular demand and requests and i wouldnt expect him to have outshined the locals over there,does anyone have any idea how Dbanjs perfomance was the bomb at the AFCON finals @ SA in January,most of the biggest artists dead or alive has been booed off stage at least once so its nothing,imagine Barca playing with 3SC in Ibadan and they getting booed on the football pitch,does that changed the fact that they are one of the best in the world and BTW why cant u Igbos not tribalize every thread that has to do with anything Yoruba,abi dem take Yoruba people matter swear for you.

tintingz: Irony, instead he's on top of the world

Says who? wake up! and stop dreaming......

tintingz: Go and kiss D'banj

I rather kiss Vic . O ROTFLMAO Dbanj is finished!

Rilamaka:

I rather kiss Vic . O ROTFLMAO Dbanj is finished!

Are you God?....

odua boy: Dbanj is wack fine,name one successful ngerian artistes that is'nt wack,or shut the phuck up forever
At least if you must hate the least you can do is possess a little brain.

Its *artist* my dear. Please go and take English lessons, because I can see that you are lacking the basic rudimentary English skills, well I shall reply you once you have achieved that. . I only argue with intellectuals who match my I.Q and you, you are clearly below that level.

Rilamaka:

Its *artist* my dear. Please go and take English lessons, because I can see that you are lacking the basic rudimentary English skills, well I shall reply you once you have achieved that. . I only argue with intellectuals who match my I.Q and you, you are clearly below that level.

Go and sleep this woman,its late. If you are bored go and look for a guy to bleep you. I think that is what you need,a good fvck!

pro01:

Nonsensical escapism. That is the sort of warped caveat you'd expect from a talentless empty barrel who realises his glaring inadequacies and hopelessness as a musician (for that is what he is, nothing more). As if "entertainment" is some form of abstraction that has no definite form or substance.

That 'entertainer' claim would make a lot of sense if made by a multi-talented colossus like Jamie Foxx. . . .a serially successful stand-up and TV show comedian, Oscar-winning Hollywood A-lister, and Grammy-winning multi-platinum musician all in one! Even the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith would qualify as "entertainers" since they have proven themselves and succeeded in different realms of entertainment - movies and music. In a purely musical sense, someone like Michael Jackson perhaps embodied "entertainment", for he was a complete act of the kind never seen before - his creative music videos, innovative dance techniques, elaborate stage performances, and overall craft all set him apart as a total ENTERTAINER.

D'Banj should take several seats and let us hear word abeg. Entertainer ko, Irritater ni.

So much gibberish without any iota of sense. So, if Dbanj calls himself an Entertainer, he is not worthy of such cos he is not in the class of MJ, JLO and the rest? What a warped logic!

Let me educate you a bit. You see kid, the term ENTERTAINMENT or ENTERTAINER is a relative term which could be based on region, taste, preference, time and so on.

We all know that Nollywood flicks claim to entertain us. Do you mean that, the claim should be debunked cos it is not in the class of American movies?

If you bring all those American Rock and Roll stars to Nigeria, do you think they will ever gain more audience than the likes of Flavour, Davido and co ?
Definately NO!
Moreover, entertaining is one of the basic functions of a musical Artiste, so, if Dbanj says he is an entertainer, he is 100% correct just like every other Artiste cos they are all Entertainers anyhow you look at it. This is why your post is senseless sir.

I think I know you to be more sensible than this just that you decided to spill gibberish like you always do anytime the name Dbanj is mentioned.

god_of_music: Nne jiri nwanyo tupu ihasa ndi a ka anu


#TeamGOM

Obu ndi iberibe a juru n'ebe a, ha gba oso nweta credit NGN100 , ha bia gbupusia ihirigho juru ha n'onu. O na - adi m ka m were utali, pia pu ha ekwensu juru ha n'ahu. Dbanj nwuru anwu ka ha na eji maka ya a kpari mmadu. Odi m ka ha na eji ike ha eche uche, di efulefu.

adelaja70:
Are you God?....

Im not but you are blind





and stupid too, for failing to accept the stark naked and concentrated truth.

Rilamaka:

Im not but you are blind





and stupid too, for failing to accept the stark naked and concentrated truth.

What is the truth?....God punish your entire generation. As you are saying D'banj is finished so shall your career be brought to an abrupt end! Idiat!

Rilamaka:

Its *artist* my dear. Please go and take English lessons, because I can see that you are lacking the basic rudimentary English skills, well I shall reply you once you have achieved that. . I only argue with intellectuals who match my I.Q and you, you are clearly below that level.

Teacher no cheat the boy nonsense o cos a critical analysis of the shi.t you wrote up here will make your write up worse. Let's start

Blunder 1: It is actually an "Artiste" not an Artist like you corrected.
Blunder 2: You said......"go and take English lessons, because........". Who was the useless teacher that taught you to use a joiner like 'because' after a coma ? Your parents need to get a refund asap.
Blunder 3: You continued by saying......"You are lacking the basic......" His he lacking or he lacks? Or his lack is a continuos one ? Or he is lacking continuosly? That's your take home assignment. Abeg no killi me with this your Engrish o and what do you mean by "rudimentary English". Madam,you are worse than the person you are trying to correct, you need to go back to school.

safarigirl: please let's leave the thread for the delusional fans. Spade is gone, he's put them in their place. We've said ALL that needs to be said. The Kokomonsters are grasping at straws here. They can remain in lala land

Who is yeye Spade this one is talking about....Dbanj i know please who are u?

Rilamaka:

Obu ndi iberibe a juru n'ebe a, ha gba oso nweta credit NGN100 , ha bia gbupusia ihirigho juru ha n'onu. O na - adi m ka m were utali, pia pu ha ekwensu juru ha n'ahu. Dbanj nwuru anwu ka ha na eji maka ya a kpari mmadu. Odi m ka ha na eji ike ha eche uche, di efulefu.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Hapu ha! Ha bu ndi aguru
otua i furu ha ncha. . .ma kpim Naira iri abuo adiro ha na aru!!! Ha bia ha naeto onye ji isi ha enwete nkirika ego! Mtcheeew! Nne, biko hapu oku. . . Atleast, anyi egbugo ha!


#TeamGOM

Rilamaka:

lol.....

Dont u have a shame or what?jumping all over threads with all this jargon....This is unacceptable!

naturalwaves:

Clap for yourself sir the Engineering Don! Let's try and always use common sense even though it will be once in a while. You said you are an Engineer and you chosed that cos you know you can't sing. Dbanj is a musician, he chosed that cos he feels that is what he is good at. Infact, he dropped Mechanical engineering for music. At the moment, when the names of top musicians is being mentioned in Nigeria and Africa, there is no how the name Dbanj won't be mentioned. As an Engineer, who are you? Are you the best or one of the best in your LG, district, state or even region talkless of being given any recognition in Nigeria, Africa or beyond? Of course, the clear answer is a big NO cos Scholars don't reason with this kind of logic you exhibited.

Based on your argument, when we compare your life to that of Dbanj career wise, I put it to you sir that you are a monumental failure.

Word!

Rilamaka:

Its *artist* my dear. Please go and take English lessons, because I can see that you are lacking the basic rudimentary English skills, well I shall reply you once you have achieved that. . I only argue with intellectuals who match my I.Q and you, you are clearly below that level.

OMG!Somebody save me

spade:

Please, if you lack the basic intellect to discuss within the topic (instead of veering off like a dumb schizophrenic), then kindly go visit Pornhub and desist from fooling yourself on Nairaland.
Them present you story about a phoney's disastrous performance and all you have to do is grasp at straws by attacking the messenger and exposing your inner dullard.
Please, stick to the topic.

You are really pathetic Man!
Yes you made a point earlier on, but you went too far with the criticism!
You claim to be An engineer. But if i may ask, what spectacular have you done in your engineering field which has made you look unique to your peers and the world in general? Nothing!!!!!
If truly you are as intelligent as you claim, you would have realised that Dbanj has been ontop of his game for close to a decade and is still quite relevant.
Where is west life?
where is sisquo?
where is mary blige?
whare is ashanti?
where is brandy?
All these peeps were A~list some years back, but they simply have diminished
because nothing lasts forever!
**
And lastly, Your ridicule filled posts wont erase Dbanjs legendary status!
Why dont you get a life and see if you can attain legendary status in your engineering career too?

**
NOTE:
I am not against constructive criticism, but not mockery and ridicule...

Rilamaka:

I rather kiss Vic . O ROTFLMAO Dbanj is finished!

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spade: The scales are starting to fall off the eyes of the other Africans as well, and D'Banj's musical vapidness is exposing him seriously.

This dude has proven he's completely powerless without Don Jazzy's beats, as even the songs he went to perform at that concert were all the ones he made when he was with Don Jazzy. What? No Oyato? No Bachelor? No Finally? Of course he realises those songs themselves are garbage no one would pay money to listen to, which is why he still goes back to his vomit from 2 years ago to dig up songs he made back then.

The truth now stares at everyone in the face that, without those beats, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, separates D'Banj from Vic O.

Your stage performance goes a long way in determining what kind of artiste you are; and when that day comes, no amount of fake, caked-up, phoned-in, paid reviews from New York Times will save you. No amount of Lagos hype (the same shhhitt that wants the world to believe clowns like Davido are talented) will save you from the inevitable shame.

And this is even the clown people were juxtaposing with P-Square.
P-Square sef, although they are lyrically vapid themselves, are super-talented stage performers. Filling out STADIA in Zambia, Zimbabwe, Malawi, Ghana, South Africa, Rwanda etc. While this praying mantis dey here dey deceive himself

guy,you wicked o!

naturalwaves:

Clap for yourself sir the Engineering Don! Let's try and always use common sense even though it will be once in a while. You said you are an Engineer and you chosed that cos you know you can't sing. Dbanj is a musician, he chosed that cos he feels that is what he is good at. Infact, he dropped Mechanical engineering for music. At the moment, when the names of top musicians is being mentioned in Nigeria and Africa, there is no how the name Dbanj won't be mentioned. As an Engineer, who are you? Are you the best or one of the best in your LG, district, state or even region talkless of being given any recognition in Nigeria, Africa or beyond? Of course, the clear answer is a big NO cos Scholars don't reason with this kind of logic you exhibited.

Based on your argument, when we compare your life to that of Dbanj career wise, I put it to you sir that you are a monumental failure.

LMAO!! See finishing

Rilamaka:

Says who? wake up! and stop dreaming......

LOLz, the last time I checked he was signed to G.O.O.D music and SONY....you should be the one to wake up

Rilamaka:

I rather kiss Vic . O ROTFLMAO Dbanj is finished!

D'banj can feed you for 10years #fact

Rilamaka:

Its *artist* my dear. Please go and take English lessons, because I can see that you are lacking the basic rudimentary English skills, well I shall reply you once you have achieved that. . I only argue with intellectuals who match my I.Q and you, you are clearly below that level.

You are the olodo with low I.Q "artist" is different from "artiste"

• artiste
A skilled public performer or entertainer, especially a singer or dancer.
www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=artiste

While artist is...

• artist
One, such as a painter, sculptor, or writer, who is able by virtue of imagination and talent or skill to create works of aesthetic value, especially in the fine arts.
www.thefreedictionary.com/artist

Now is D'banj an artiste or artist? Olodo like you!

tintingz: D'banj can feed you for 10years #fact

guy you are wasting ur talent here ,you should be a pr for a political party,even okupe and abati can't beat you