AWKWARD TRUTH ABOUT NAIJA
HUSBANDS
There was a group of men gathered at
a conference on "how to live in
a loving relationship with your wife".
The men were asked, "How many of
you love your wife ?" All the men
raised
their hands. Then they were asked,
"When was the last time you told your
wife you loved her ?" Some men
answered today, some yesterday,
majority didn’t remember. The men
were then told to take their cell
phones
and send the following text to their
respective wife: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange
phones so one can read the other
wife's reply to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone
again?
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again I won’t
forgive you this time
5. Meaning ??
6. Is that a new song ??
7. Am I dreaming ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this
message is actually for, you will die
today …!!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop
drinking !!!
10. Abeg na who be this ?