What is PISS? When U take a 9hr jorney 2 c
a guy U met online
n on getting there, his phone is switchd
off! U r PISSED! After
trying his line several hrs n still off, U felt U
should check into a
hotel; On gettin there, U discoverd ur
wallet containing all ur
money has been stolen. U r SO PISSED! U
dropped ur bag @ d
reception, ran 2 a nearby bank 2 withdraw
with your atm card.
On getting there, ATM traps ur card.
Angrily, U went straight
into d bank 2 complain n they tell U 2
come 4 ur card in a week
time. Honestly U r HELL PISSED! On ur way
back 2 the hotel
with absolute rage, U received an alert;
50k has been deducted
frm ur account some minutes ago. OMG! U
r BADLY PISSED! Stil
lost in rage, U got 2 d hotel only to find
out ur bag is no more. U
asked d receptionist, he points 2 an
inscription on d notice board
2 U wich reads "bags kept @ owners risk".
Ooh what a pity! U r
DAMN PISSED! In d bid 2 make trouble, he
calls d security 2
lock U up. oh! Who will bail U now? U r
PISSED! INFACT, U DON
PISS 4 BODY!

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