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Our Lie Clocks by jaguda(m): 11:34am On Jun 13, 2006 |
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks?. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock?. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "oh, Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan" |
Re: Our Lie Clocks by Olumide7(m): 11:38am On Jun 13, 2006 |
over recycled |
Re: Our Lie Clocks by desiree(f): 11:49am On Jun 13, 2006 |
lol still damn funny though!! |
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