*legs crossed*

Mimisboygreat: *walks into thread,sees him sleeping beside d.ella.luv,uses my koboko and whip him in d ass and run away*

holds bottom,muttering obscenities saying "mimisboygreat,i'l cum bk o"

Clemzy16: plz wat doz mauthd mean?

it means in yoruba "o lenu" literally translatd to "u r too much"

dis guy neva upd8..lemme go cum bak.den...

Rock come update b4 i vex finish.....!

Your story is funny,seeing as u always get in trouble,I love it! Come and update or else............!

Why all of ena just dey fight 4 d ella luv, Thank God say nobody dey fight 4 ruthia, Ruthia here i come

Who are those making noise!!!!!!!

Uthman51: Who are those making noise!!!!!!!

make i write noisemakers

rock better come update o. i hate suspense

adegwurulez: rock better come update o. i hate suspense

Ur own suspense pass him own so u better no complain
@jaywon..start

having a bored day...phcn na bastard ...hai my battery don die finish...time for street things... uthman keep sit for me I dey com... lekinz shift make I pass b4 ppl go hear our voice...using a horrorfull face to leave the thread

If i tell u say i dey free i dey lie. Mehn see work today. See una in the evening. Sorry i get weak low for my finger. I go manage type in the evening.

Una comments dey sweet my belly. Abeg who fit guess wetin go happen next. Prize go dey

Una no go,go my thread go save me 4 dia,una no wrk jare mimi and co

Abeg where i fit find my Apn for Android fone. Wetin be the Apn sef?

The rock5555: Abeg where i fit find my Apn for Android fone. Wetin be the Apn sef?

which of the androids u de use

Na Christy auz u go go nd u go nak her akpako... i hope say na me 1st get d guessing.

Livingstone11: i don late oooo but dat no go stop me from branching na .....runs into the thread sweating profusely with my brief in my left hand and my suit on my head .....chai ...I just realised I was on boxers all this while ...make I read dis update quick quick make I zap .....finally am done..lekinz a beg look my laptop. ...pheww....runs out like tom

Make I dey look at this Pentium 1....

Looks around...Bleep...no aboki for dis area...threw d laptop away after breaking d screen...

eyezik3:
Uduak nice work here, how is everybody in the house naa, ella luv i dey feel u jawie, lekinz ur head dey there naa.

Lolllzzzx

Every body want make ROCK Update abi? Una like free story. Hahahha if na 4 Amason u d read dis story u 4 d pay if not hhhmmm na try again u go d see. 4 dat reason make everybody here send airtime (recharge card) to d ROCK for quick update. Diz z mine 52463542365650 Mtel N2000

Livingstone11: having a bored day...phcn na bastard ...hai my battery don die finish...time for street things... uthman keep sit for me I dey com... lekinz shift make I pass b4 ppl go hear our voice...using a horrorfull face to leave the thread

Siddon here jooor.......U wan spoil my work....abi u know no shey I dey toast sexy sapphire ni...hope Trendii is nt listening

Uduwaaaaa

Spongia1: holds bottom,muttering obscenities saying "mimisboygreat,i'l cum bk o"

*runs into thread with full force sees him with two thugs and two bottles of gulder in his hands,uses the same speed and run out b4 he bursts my head*

D.Ella.luv:
Una no go,go my thread go save me 4 dia,una no wrk jare mimi and co

Where is the link nah?

01emek: **brake an empty alomo bottle on his head,stay away form her or else!!**

*screams and faints but sees d.ella.luv again and wakes up,grabs my own bottle of pepsi and bursts his head and then elope with ella

Mimisboygreat: Where is the link nah?

its on rock's signature

Uduwack ur evening don dey turn to nite.........put dat weaklow finger inside hot eba??

E be like say una don shayo abi?..

With this una love issue ...

Bringing out my dusty chicken lap...

***Talking to myself ***e don tey wey I use am last self ****

****Pointing d chicken lap at mimisboy and spongia....Abi wetin be una name****

***Keep ur mouth shot now or am gonna shoot ur skull out...***

lekinz: E be like say una don shayo abi?..

With this una love issue ...

Bringing out my dusty chicken lap...

***Talking to myself ***e don tey wey I use am last self ****

****Pointing d chicken lap at mimisboy and spongia....Abi wetin be una name****

***Keep ur mouth shot now or am gonna shoot ur skull out...***

ah! Oga lekinz e be like say u know that i like chicken lap well well. Abeg give me fresh one o!

D.Ella.luv:


its on rock's signature

ok nh make i show there

**walk into thread with a plate of rice,bottle of alomo and a glass of kunu! Why una dey look me na?? Longertrot people,night no dey do una abi?**

Spongia1: it means in yoruba "o lenu" literally translatd to "u r too much"

ok, thanks.