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Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(m): 10:12pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Every man wants a God fearing wife, ability to care for the home front, hard working, good looking, blah blah and blah. In view of the recent changes in societal norm I think we should add ability to play soccer (PES or FIFA). Every game lover knows how frustrating it is if you have a woman that hates video games. The only thing keeping mine from shattering my console according to her is the cost. So I have decided, ' show me a woman that likes video games as much as I do and I will marry her' Cetelis paribus . P.S. I have seen one already but she she's married to my only brother. |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(m): 10:14pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
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Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by okirewaju(f): 10:17pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
U cant be OP and FTC at the same time,its illegal |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(m): 10:35pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
It doesn't count, I'm still the Op. So that makes you FTC |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by Nobody: 7:06am On Nov 26, 2013 |
I Like video games , I don't fancy soccer but can watch it if I have nothing else important to do (that's sleeping,lolz) But but ......but But I want to marry an oyibo man and ure not oyibo |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by Nobody: 11:38am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Just informed my babe yesterday how important it is for her to learn PES as I won't give up on it even as an old man. |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(m): 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
[color=#006600][/color] andyallor: I Try learning it you will enjoy it, trust me it's a very big plus on your 'marriage CV' *winks* |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(m): 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
[color=#006600][/color] Dominiquez: Just informed my babe yesterday how important it is for her to learn PES as I won't give up on it even as an old man. Bros I wish I cud get a woman like that, I feel a bit jealous each time I see my brother's wife trash him in PES 13. G |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by Nobody: 6:25pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
shits_happen: [color=#006600][/color] |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by ferhyntorlah(f): 9:02am On Dec 01, 2013 |
PES 13- Pro Evolution Soccer 13 AKA World Soccer. Hmmmmm! I love playing games except soccer/football games; I find them kinda boring and draining; I do watch football but playing the game version doesn't fancy me. I prefer action/fighting and treasure hunting games. Maybe because I grew up with brothers, who loved games back then; so I guess they infected me with the game loving bug. I remember bros telling daddy to get him GameBoy, Nitendo console, game catridges etc. Mehn! I remember them Street Fighter characters- Ken, with his fighting slogan-adoo Ken, adooo Ken, showwwww u Ken, Ryan, Zangif, Chung Li, Mbison, Blanka etc. I can't remember them Mortal Kombat characters because we didn't have the catridge but only borrowed it. What of Mario both on GameBoy and Nitendo? I remember the days my bros defeated all the characters in Street Fighter(just him against the computer controlled characters instead of playing against a human opponent). At the end of the game, we would get to know how the winning character later turned out. So when I get married, I will play video games with my boo and will even try to defeat him! |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by RoyalRoy(m): 9:55am On Dec 01, 2013 |
ferhyntorlah: PES 13- Pro Evolution Soccer 13 AKA World Soccer. Hmmmmm! Nice one Feyintola. I am not a game freak as I rarely stay indoors. And having a PES playing skills wont come as a criteria for my ideal W2B. But if she loves soccer......the live one.....and she can sit with me 90minutes to cheer up Manchester United on weekends then I will say........ will you marry me to her than a lady who hates or doesn't have any idea of soccer. |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by shitshappen(m): 11:07pm On Dec 14, 2013 |
[color=#006600][/color] ferhyntorlah: PES 13- Pro Evolution Soccer 13 AKA World Soccer. Hmmmmm! Believe me it's a big + (plus) gone are the days when video games are for kids. Now everyone both young and old enjoy playing it. I read of an old granny that completed God of war. Like I said your boo will enjoy marrying you if you really enjoy video games. Plus you have something to keep him busy at home. |
Re: Cetelis Paribus, I Will Marry You If... by avuekwe(f): 12:15pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Honey, put on the gen. U must teach me how to play video game today. I want to be ur game mate for life 1 Like |
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