Phone conversation between Tinubu and Ngigi after the election.

Tinubu:-- Chris. Chris. Chris, how many times I call U?

Ngige:- Asiwaju, good evening baba.

Tinubu: - don't good evening me, what is a good about the evening? U didn't efen carry 2nd. 3rd loun loun--- haaaa Ngigeeee

Ngige:- Asiwaju, emm emm--biko'nu, U know this boy Peter, he really use incumbency power o, even for my vvv--

Tinubu:- Shut up'u. Shut up. Which incumbency?-- I gave U 35bil. 35billionnnn Chris-- o ya were ni? Are U a mad ni?

Ngige:- Asiwaju, nooooo, na 25bil

Tinubu-:koni da fun'e. Chris e no go beta for U -----Fashola- 5bil, Fayemi-3bil, Aregbesola-3bil , Adams- 5bil, Amosun- 3bil. Ajimobi- 3bil. Buhari and co- 3bil How much is that? U think Asiwaju Private Company get money to dey waste?

Chris:- but Asiwaju that na 25bil na

Tinubu;- haaa-- oloshi, according to APC arithmetic, that is 35bil. Chris, U are useless o-- we gave U 180 mercenaries, 100,000 fake voters card, 300 election observer's card. Plus 35bil-- yet U carry 3rd-- haa-- U are uselesss

Chris: "stammering"-- U know they arrested the boys na. And , Asiwaju, its 25bil o

Tinubu;- shut up'u-- shut'upp--- see Chris, let me just tell U , wetin Ubah use ur eye see that time na small, if U don't return our money, wa'gbaa-- U will know say, I Jagaban no dey play with money. 35billionuuu-- U kuku know how to do juju well well, so beta go do the juju and refund our money, if nottt

Ngige;- but Asiwaju, we are going to court na, we will reject the result, I have plans

Tinubu;-- Ori mi'o-- Chris, U are still talking of court, U wey carry 3rd, wetin make Nwoye do? U are completely mad- o ti ya were pata- pata-- who will finance the case.? Idiot, I say are useless

Ngige; - baba no do like that na, but I'm still useful o, when Oga Buhari become president, I can be minister of Finance, so U can have access to the em emm national cake

Tinubu-: haa, now I know U are mad, in fact U are crazy, oloshiii-- so U think say Buhari or any of this aboki go become president, U are a Learner--mtchew w

Ngige;- but- U are-----

Tinubu:- shut up, U are what? They are my bargaining maga-- when time reach, I will dump them as I dump Ribadu in 2011-- U dey craze? U no know politics? Why am I even talking to U? See me in Bourdillon. Noww ‪#‎hangs‬fone

Ngige:-- Asiwaju, Asiwaju-- hello, hello-- Mtchewww--- this man na agbero'oo-- chei-- he too like gragra-- Make I call Rochas jare, all this Yoruba people sef..