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| The Farmer!!! *faints* by Nobody: 5:13pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired. Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all. Young cock: OK. What kind of competition? Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. Young cock: No problem! We will compete tomorrow morning. Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds. All of a Sudden, Bang.....! Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed and says: "Hell!!!! This is the fifth GAY cock I've bought this week."  3 Likes |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by Nobody: 12:31pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
who are those liking and viewing without dropping comments?  1 Like |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by Dalazyou(m): 11:22pm On Nov 23, 2013 |
Hw does dis affect de price of garri in akwa ibom??  1 Like |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by Nobody: 12:56pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
Dalazyou: Hw does dis affect de price of garri in akwa ibom?? abadie? |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by olusegunadex: 1:59pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
Dalazyou: Hw does dis affect de price of garri in akwa ibom?? you for call am for extra cool na! ROFL.. nice joke anyweiz.. Dalazyou: Hw does dis affect de price of garri in akwa ibom?? you for call am for extra cool na! ROFL.. nice joke anyweiz.. |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by Nobody: 9:01am On Nov 25, 2013 |
olusegunadex: |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by aquaprin90: 12:57pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
Good one... Thanks for sharing.. |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by Nobody: 9:18am On Nov 26, 2013 |
aquaprin90: Good one... |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by EfemenaXY: 5:08pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
What a twist - me likey! Nice 1 @ OP  |
| Re: The Farmer!!! *faints* by Nobody: 5:56pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: What a twist - me likey! tnx   |
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