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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 02, 2013
NOT FUNNY undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Laurence1: 1:36pm On Dec 02, 2013
C how hard im laffin undecided

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUUPHRODITE - Someone torn between ASUU and FG.

ASUUPHILE - Someone obsessed with ASUU.

ASUUSMART - Student who is into profitable business during ASUU strike

ASUUYEMI - Girl child born during ASUU strike

ASUUBUIKE - Boy child born during ASUU strike

ASUUTACONTINUA - Child born to an ASUU member

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by idinc(m): 1:41pm On Dec 02, 2013
Asuuop:an OP victim of ASUU strike that takes to the internet funny thread about ASUU (like this one)
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by nairacodedcom(m): 1:44pm On Dec 02, 2013
Na wa o. Let them keep striking while we keep busy making money
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Idrismusty97(m): 1:45pm On Dec 02, 2013
showbobo: And what do u call someone that is adversely affected by ASUU and posting this trash
ASUUTIAN:
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Nobody: 1:48pm On Dec 02, 2013
Lmao grin grin grin grin God bless you op. You've made my day. But what is the oxford dictionary definition of an ultimatum issue by fg to ASUU to call off strike within one week? grin

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Idrismusty97(m): 1:54pm On Dec 02, 2013
RedBenson: Lmao grin grin grin grin God bless you op. You've made my day. But what is the oxford dictionary definition of an ultimatum issue by fg to ASUU to call off strike within one week? grin
ASUUMATUM

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by collinsz: 1:57pm On Dec 02, 2013
chai, chai, chei.... I look at how companies perform their business transaction here, i feel very very bad, i am pointing in direction of all, yes all of them.. particularly this network providers....MTN to be specific.. these guys are the most enervating and enraging network providers.

they do every thing possible to suck your money, with two or more straws, they form all kinds of rubish promo all in the name of marketing.

the most recent is that they have sought and found that the rate at which people delete their text messages is high, so they now coded their server to "subscribe" when ever you perform the delete action. i mean that process you can close your eye and do is no longer delete but it will display "a save option" which in other way means subscribe.

i am very very unhappy, in fact i am making a research on how to move away from this money guzzling company.



CROOKS!!!
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by onimcee1(m): 1:59pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUUFAMER: A student who wins project fame during assu strike. ASUUGUS: A student who contests for Gulder Ultimate Search during ASUU strike.
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Nobody: 2:09pm On Dec 02, 2013
Vivly: So,
op, ASUU is a union for?

ASUU is a union for progressive change.
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Aizebioje(m): 2:11pm On Dec 02, 2013
Gwizatasie: The fear of ASUU strike is the beginning of wisdom.....if you doubt click like.

URCHIN... E-URCHIN

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Chukkasy(m): 2:22pm On Dec 02, 2013
hahahahahaha, Asuufecto...dis op wee not keeel me

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by goldentj: 2:27pm On Dec 02, 2013
Promhize: What's funny abt this nonsense
who force u read am?

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Shekson(m): 2:28pm On Dec 02, 2013
*in Ice Prince's voice* funny die, I swear
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by plus7(m): 2:32pm On Dec 02, 2013
Chukkasy: hahahahahaha, Asuufecto...dis op wee not keeel me

cheesy wink smiley grin
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Fayrouzz(m): 2:47pm On Dec 02, 2013
And then we laugh over it... The nigerian problem.. *SMH*
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Dannylux: 2:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
Vivly: sorry. It's a typo o. I've modified it.

LOL I for say tongue
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Orokita(m): 3:23pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUURENDER; The deliverance of student from ASUU
ASUUTOPIA; making demands that are not possible by ASUU
ASUUBERRY; device that pings and tweets with ASUU officials
ASUUTHUNDER;the announcement of an ASUU strike
ASUUFAST AND FURIOUS; the dead of an ASUU official while on transit
ASUUWAR; an order from the federal govt to start work
this is fun.... i can go on and on

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by chinedugreat(m): 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2013
[quote author=js_pac] ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU
plus Federal Government minus the
students.
5) ASUUFEVA: Effects
of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUNISTIC: The act of behaving in
ASUU way.
7) ASUUDITE: A person who doesn’t believe
in ASUU.
ASUUING: demanding and negotiating in
ASUU's manner.
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU
strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who
demostrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU
and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves
ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear
of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of
killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's
activities.
16) ASUUFÈCTO: a baby born by a student
during ASUU.
17) ASUUGENERIAN: A student who
spends 7 years in sch instead of 4 years
due to ASUU strike.
18) ASUUIST: A lecturer or a group of
lecturer who does not support ASUU but
hopes to benefit from the union.
19) ASUUMONGER: Someone who keep
spreading rumours about the activities of
ASUU.
20) ASUUNOMICS: A student who develops
business ideas during ASUU strike.

i'm one of de maker of dis thread,so hapy

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by berbajiday(m): 3:43pm On Dec 02, 2013
js_pac: ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU
plus Federal Government minus the
students.
5) ASUUFEVA: Effects
of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUNISTIC: The act of behaving in
ASUU way.
7) ASUUDITE: A person who doesn’t believe
in ASUU.
ASUUING: demanding and negotiating in
ASUU's manner.
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU
strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who
demostrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU
and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves
ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear
of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of
killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's
activities.
16) ASUUFÈCTO: a baby born by a student
during ASUU.
17) ASUUGENERIAN: A student who
spends 7 years in sch instead of 4 years
due to ASUU strike.
18) ASUUIST: A lecturer or a group of
lecturer who does not support ASUU but
hopes to benefit from the union.
19) ASUUMONGER: Someone who keep
spreading rumours about the activities of
ASUU.
20) ASUUNOMICS: A student who develops
business ideas during ASUU strike.

Lmao, this should be within the joke section.


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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by fabulousdubby(m): 3:49pm On Dec 02, 2013
Wat of asuukepper
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Daninoxy: 3:58pm On Dec 02, 2013
LEARN IJAW WITH ASUU BY Siasia wisdom:
Asuutubor-ASUU pikin
Asuuopukeme-ASUU big man
Asuuere-ASUU woman
Asuuowei-ASUU man
Asuumiebi- ASUU do good
Asuumieyeseigha-ASUU no do bad
Asuulagha-he no affect/reach/concern ASUU
Asuuoya-Poor ASUU
Asuuegberi-ASUU story
Asuufuruoke-ASUU thief
Asuupoou-ASUU witch
Asuutebe-ASUU head
Asuumieafri-woks of ASUU
Asuumiekabo- ASUU do well
Asuunua-ASUU tank u
Asuuebide-ASUU its ok

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Afrok(m): 4:25pm On Dec 02, 2013
Chai... I don pass GES level I for ask my GES lecturers d meaning of those words, am sure dey'll give it out as an assignment. Dt's funny @ d op...
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by imonode: 4:29pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUUROUSLY

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by imonode: 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUSULIC
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by imperiouxx(m): 4:45pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUUIUM (119ASUU): New rarely occurring element on the chemistry periodic table with atomic number 119. It only occurs during any ASUU vs Fed government meeting and one of its chemical reactions is disagreement.

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by NwezeAdaeze(f): 5:41pm On Dec 02, 2013
U got it guy dis is soo interesting....plz create a new version of oxford dictionary for dis.
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Congratulation: 6:06pm On Dec 02, 2013
ASUUlols, a person dat laughs after reading dis post

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Nobody: 6:20pm On Dec 02, 2013
Orokita: ASUURENDER; The deliverance of student from ASUU
ASUUTOPIA; making demands that are not possible by ASUU ASUUBERRY; device that pings and tweets with ASUU officials
ASUUTHUNDER;the announcement of an ASUU strike
ASUUFAST AND FURIOUS; the dead of an ASUU official while on transit
ASUUWAR; an order from the federal govt to start work
this is fun.... i can go on and on

grin grin Abeg go on and go. Am enjoying it so much. Comic relief on this ASUU palava grin
Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by yehmy(m): 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2013
Congrat bro u made FP..... Cheers grin grin

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