go get nokia lumia 1020. 41MP

tochimas: My physical face use to be better than my picture face till I got iPhone and iPad , these days I take a lot of fine fine pictures unlike before wey people go they tell me say the person wey take me picture hate me

your dp says otherwise

Kedro: I'm not photogenic,but my ipad does help

this is exactly the ipad that was stolen from my uncles office in ikeja yeserday!

yay !!

this guy has finished my uncle o

na my uncle ipad you take dey lekwe?

Angle and lighting play major roles in pictures.
I barely manage to look ok in mine so finally gave up on taking photos

donlino9:
Na wa for u o, ur lip gloss is enough to paint ma room

damn!...I'll pretend I didn't see that..

Natural i look so cute, but snapping pix is another story entirely. Thought I was d only one

gr8virus:
na y u wear dog chain 4 ur second picture?

True, true the thing looked like dog chain if not dog chain sef Nairaland I dey hail

Same is appicable to mi.......I nid snap like 10times b4 I go choose d beta one!!!......kinda funni bh true.

chimajii:

Am not One to Sound My Trumpet Myself..

..I literally BLOW THE COMPETITION AWAY

..I'LL ADVICE YOU,DON'T COME FOR ME UNLESS I SEND FOR YOU....#KEEPITCUTE

I'm not dat sort of person that blows his own trumpet.(it is 'blow' not 'sound' and the word 'myself' is completely redundant in dat sentence)

It is, ''I literally blew away the competition.'' (past tense bro, past tense)

Dont come except I sent 4 u (nigga, u got a problem with past tense? Na 'sent' not 'send'. I can help u guys straighten things out, u know)
plenty blunders still boku 4 ur post oo.
I'm not laying claim to having a perfect command of English but no dey try form grammarian 4 us here. English no be our language.

donlino9:
No you are not, not even close

see your own face like sour akamu

romelady: Not in my case

lol c dart ur puffy cheek

glamorous sandy: see your own face like sour akamu

....seemz uv lived at ajegunle..mushin or d likes b4....lol

I am not fine and I am not photogenic







Who cares...

[quota author=Paroman].
why u dey form grammarian na? Each time u try to correct her, you end up making worse grammatical blunders. Wait self, dey no teach u how to correctly punctuate sentence 4 skool ni. shuoo!! Smh for u.....[/quote] ask dat mr I.t . K. Abeg. D guy jux dey english master ontop empty skul. Wowor forming ugly @chimajii

glamorous sandy: see your own face like sour akamu

Lwkm oooo.......that was harsh..but you actually look good sha.

[quota author=Paroman].
why u dey form grammarian na? Each time u try to correct her, you end up making worse grammatical blunders. Wait self, dey no teach u how to correctly punctuate sentence 4 skool ni. shuoo!! Smh for u.....[/quote] ask dat mr I.t . K. Abeg. D guy jux dey form english master ontop empty skul. Wowor forming handsum @chimajii

Paroman:
I'm not dat sort of person that blows his own trumpet.(it is 'blow' not 'sound' and the word 'myself' is completely redundant in dat sentence)

It is, ''I literally blew away the competition.'' (past tense bro, past tense)

Dont come except I sent 4 u (nigga, u got a problem with past tense? Na 'sent' not 'send'. I can help u guys straighten things out, u know)
plenty blunders still boku 4 ur post oo.
I'm not laying claim to having a perfect command of English but no dey try form grammarian 4 us here. English no be our language.

^^ U really dnt knw what redundancy means...man...I won't argue with U.....one word i got....Go figure!! ..it'll sound strange to u cos U definitely don't knw shii....

Funny bt true...

abeg na so e dey be attimes

Paroman:
I'm not dat sort of person that blows his own trumpet.(it is 'blow' not 'sound' and the word 'myself' is completely redundant in dat sentence)

It is, ''I literally blew away the competition.'' (past tense bro, past tense)

Dont come except I sent 4 u (nigga, u got a problem with past tense? Na 'sent' not 'send'. I can help u guys straighten things out, u know)
plenty blunders still boku 4 ur post oo.
I'm not laying claim to having a perfect command of English but no dey try form grammarian 4 us here. English no be our language.

^^ again i aint gone blame U....u obviously didnt see where i said i 'code switch' did U?? Man! Sitcho ass dwn.....aii.....i said it b4 i'll say it again..I use a lot of Ebonics........aii...so....i aint saying i ws on mah Queens English Grind.....so...Ur supposed correction aint cutting shii.....so! Am winning........Y do i think Ur brain is finding it difficult to process info??..Give it a Rest....U tried...But U failed!!

romelady: Not in my case

fine girl.....

Fresia01: [quota author=Paroman].
why u dey form grammarian na? Each time u try to correct her, you end up making worse grammatical blunders. Wait self, dey no teach u how to correctly punctuate sentence 4 skool ni. shuoo!! Smh for u..... ask dat mr I.t . K. Abeg. D guy jux dey english master ontop empty skul. Wowor forming ugly @chimajii

^^ babe...U sound Pressed Like a Chicken Panini!!! Am winning.....U gone deal......it's that simple......hehehehhe

njokusboy:

Lolzz, its not always lyk dat oh... Me for one, am easily the best looker in my house, "so pple say"...
Pips always ask my sisters how they allowed a boy to be finer than them... But I am the worst whenever we take a family picture...
It has to do with facial structure, when u have high cheek bones, a camera staring at you directly won't do justice you ur face, ur forehead appears larger while the side of ur face is compressed... So you need a certain angle to capture your features.. Nothing beats the eye that can view both angles at the same time...
I saw one girl lyk dat on bbm, she was so cute so I had to meet her in mass comm department.. If I wasn't a gentleman, I would have ran off as soon as I saw her.. I couldnt believe my eyes... Her pimples sef fit kill person.. But I didn't wanna make her feel bad..
Some pple look perfect in pictures and in real life as welll... Lucky bunch..

lol, alright bro

The_Matrix: When will folks learn that no matter how fine or cute "you" think you are, its always a fatal mistake putting your pix up on social media like NL: ppl will always diss u. Emphasis on, no matter how fine "you" think you are. Its either they'll notice u shaved your hair with a hack-saw, or the size of ur nose, width btw ur eyes or what have u.
As for the topic I feel we don't always get the best pictures cos we sometyms expect too much of ourselves. Ironically, the best pixes are taken when we dont even expect. Thats y we have photoshop

guy na true you talk. I put mine there but the kin insult wey Dem hammer me eh. I shapaly remove am. I know I fine well come be 6'3 on top but the first thing person notice be say I open mouth. O boy since then Na only instagram I go show my self O.

Hadeyur: d mouth be like fowl yansh

hahaha *falls from third mainland bridge * e no go better for you

tonaydo: am photogenic and still cute.

Lolz,You are a very ugly black boy.infact you look like Ape.go and eat some banana

Paroman:
I'm not dat sort of person that blows his own trumpet.(it is 'blow' not 'sound' and the word 'myself' is completely redundant in dat sentence)

It is, ''I literally blew away the competition.'' (past tense bro, past tense)

Dont come except I sent 4 u (nigga, u got a problem with past tense? Na 'sent' not 'send'. I can help u guys straighten things out, u know)
plenty blunders still boku 4 ur post oo.
I'm not laying claim to having a perfect command of English but no dey try form grammarian 4 us here. English no be our language.

^^ man what u said bout the trumpet statement is Total Rubbish....have u cme across this word b4 'Pronoun'??...u making urself look really stooopid.... 'sort of person' Lol.....that cud pass as 'am not One'.....more Skooling after the Jump!?

.....instead of saying John,john,john..all through a sentence....'He' cud be used n place of 'john'...Now that's Pronoun.....wait! I doubt u'd undestand this either.....smh 4u.....

If you are not photogenic use photoshop, photo editor, picasa... .

chimajii:

^^ again i aint gone blame U....u obviously didnt see where i said i 'code switch' did U?? Man! Sitcho ass dwn.....aii.....i said it b4 i'll say it again..I use a lot of Ebonics........aii...so....i aint saying i ws on mah Queens English Grind.....so...Ur supposed correction aint cutting shii.....so! Am winning........Y do i think Ur brain is finding it difficult to process info??..Get it a Rest....U tried...But U failed!!

i weep 4 ur parentz. The money they wastd tryna help u learn English. Itz rili painful. 'Give it a rest man' or shud i say 'get it a rest' lyk ma new english master. U re lost on planet errorz. Go upgrade ur use of wordz!

May be the kamera is not up to a megapixel may be around 150 kilopixel, supply more powder to the face, if symptoms persist use powdered milk.

Fresia01: i weep 4 ur parentz. The money they wastd tryna help u learn English. Itz rili painful. 'Give it a rest man' or shud i say 'get it a rest' lyk ma new english master. U re lost on planet errorz. Go upgrade ur use of wordz!

^^ U failed again...go and check...i knw u tryin hard 2 spot errors/spelling mistakes...hehehhehe...am On it.....i corrected that even b4 ur brain cud process it....btw way..immah Hand a Stern warning to U....dnt bring mah parents into d Mix.....if u aint got Respect for ppu...dnt try it with me.....i got mad respect for my parents....U better listen......

Paroman:
I'm not dat sort of person that blows his own trumpet.(it is 'blow' not 'sound' and the word 'myself' is completely redundant in dat sentence)

It is, ''I literally blew away the competition.'' (past tense bro, past tense)

Dont come except I sent 4 u (nigga, u got a problem with past tense? Na 'sent' not 'send'. I can help u guys straighten things out, u know)
plenty blunders still boku 4 ur post oo.
I'm not laying claim to having a perfect command of English but no dey try form grammarian 4 us here. English no be our language.

its starting to sound personal bro...

Paroman:
I'm not dat sort of person that blows his own trumpet.(it is 'blow' not 'sound' and the word 'myself' is completely redundant in dat sentence)

It is, ''I literally blew away the competition.'' (past tense bro, past tense)

Dont come except I sent 4 u (nigga, u got a problem with past tense? Na 'sent' not 'send'. I can help u guys straighten things out, u know)
plenty blunders still boku 4 ur post oo.
I'm not laying claim to having a perfect command of English but no dey try form grammarian 4 us here. English no be our language.

its starting to sound personal bro...