Hmmm

XLR8: reminds me of a day when me and my mom were heading somwhere..we came to a place where we met dis goat wey dey chill for road...my mom didnt stop driving and the goat didnt bulge at all...my mom honked and honked..what i saw convinced me that animals are gettin smarter and may later revolute against humans...the goat reluctantly stood up.. i fink it also hissed loudly and long and walked slowly and majestically off d way...my mom was already shouting "FIRE","AJE","AWON AIYE"...me sef knw dat this one na witch

IAMBREEZY: Yeah cat i despise cat with passion and monkey.

delicious meat

batstan: Spider and web in a house attracts poverty a wall gator in the room brings bad dreams(nightmare)

bros, na wall 'gecko' no be 'gator' . No thank me until u correct am

awon eran iya oshogbo

I have this belief that says,when u're driving on de way,mistakenly you hit a e duck,dont just drive off without placing some amount of money on it cos it'll cause you an accident dat may take ur life

If you hit a duck with a car, you have to stop and put a coin in it's mouth.

shortgun: Cats are by far d most detested animal in this part of d world, i luv them thou i once had up to 5 cats in our house, i chased them out when people began to say dat my mum was a witch.

But there is this sound that cats make at night when they want to mate, they cry like new born babies, mehn, that cry will scare d hell out of anyone dat hears it, they rilly sound like witches.
#catlover

Michelle -Wetin u think. I THINK HIS mama is a witch.

tomsongz:
So u dey chop monkey nash!!!!!!

yewis o.... try it.... itz as delicious af

seedord247: Cats are wictch and if lizard bite you... You automatically downloaded epilepsy for your body.

i've been bitten so many times by lizards, rats, skunks, have been scratched by cats that I owned den, they were like 5 den, when i was in sec. School, I caught dwarf python under one block and had it as pet, I've been bitten by a small reticulated python, they said they worship it in dat village ie around njeaba in orlu, it was actually defending itself, i stopped traffic around odim gate in unn to remove a very beautiful snake that swallowed something and lay at the road, there are so many encounters i've heard with animals. See no animal is evil, itz only our wickedness dat is hunting us. I so much love animals dat i prefer having dem around me dan human beings. I cried like rain when snake bit my hen dat was on her eggs and swallowed some. Actually am very carefull when it comes to venomous snakes but am carefree with contrictors. Eheee, when i was at oko poly, der was one spider I caught in the toilet, i tried feeding it with flies and other insects but it didnt eat dem, it dosent spawn webs and it was huge, imagine when i tried putting anoda spider inside the container how it snatched it from my hand, my lodge mates conspired and killed it cos they taught i was possesed, and up till today I've never seen dat kind of spider.

martronilla: yewis o.... try it.... itz as delicious af

where?

POPE II: where?

jungle na

Movingcoil: i've been bitten so many times by lizards, rats, skunks, have been scratched by cats that I owned den, they were like 5 den, when i was in sec. School, I caught dwarf python under one block and had it as pet, I've been bitten by a small reticulated python, they said they worship it in dat village ie around njeaba in orlu, it was actually defending itself, i stopped traffic around odim gate in unn to remove a very beautiful snake that swallowed something and lay at the road, there are so many encounters i've heard with animals. See no animal is evil, itz only our wickedness dat is hunting us. I so much love animals dat i prefer having dem around me dan human beings. I cried like rain when snake bit my hen dat was on her eggs and swallowed some. Actually am very carefull when it comes to venomous snakes but am carefree with contrictors. Eheee, when i was at oko poly, der was one spider I caught in the toilet, i tried feeding it with flies and other insects but it didnt eat dem, it dosent spawn webs and it was huge, imagine when i tried putting anoda spider inside the container how it snatched it from my hand, my lodge mates conspired and killed it cos they taught i was possesed, and up till today I've never seen dat kind of spider.

ur a maniac dude

martronilla: jungle na

where you eat it ? The name of the restaurant/eatery , or you cook it yourself?

Also when u kill a toad or frog..pple wil tel u to turn t bak on its belly...cos if tis on its bak..d dead toad dey use its hand to curse u..smtin lyk.."ur papa..ur mama..yo ba iya re"

Emmyk: Back in those days, any goat that wont leave the road while my dad is driving on full speed+honking, is definately a witch in disguise.

My dad be like "ati ri eh, iya aje, eni toma koba lo n wa".

Well, I still hold on to this belief.

If you rush and hit this goat, you are only going to be suprised( if you luckily escapet - no accident), when you look through your side-mirror, and see standing there an old woman, , prolly with a walking stick, ...with that "sooor lor ri mi ni" expression on her face.

Lmao!!

Goats are one of the stupidest animals ever created, beaten only by those long legged hausa goats (abi na sheep? )

XLR8: reminds me of a day when me and my mom were heading somwhere..we came to a place where we met dis goat wey dey chill for road...my mom didnt stop driving and the goat didnt bulge at all...my mom honked and honked..what i saw convinced me that animals are gettin smarter and may later revolute against humans...the goat reluctantly stood up..i fink it also hissed loudly and long and walked slowly and majestically off d way...my mom was already shouting "FIRE","AJE","AWON AIYE"...me sef knw dat this one na witch

Lol. The ones in Ondo where I served hold PhD in sturbboness and stupidity.

I love cats, wish to keep one....

but what someone said about wall geckos is true, they really stir up night terrors ....

vulture nko? who can knowingly slaughter and grill it with pepper for food?

POPE II: where you eat it ? The name of the restaurant/eatery , or you cook it yourself?

Granny.... she always spices up her soups with moneky's meat

martronilla: Granny.... she always spices up her soups with moneky's meat

you dont dash me an invitation? I want to taste am

Nobody mentioned bats

proevan: Nobody mentioned bats

I ate bats back in the village. Tasty meat I tell you, especially when roasted.

I was taught in school during cultural classes that; if you hit a Duck, you must put money in its mouth....If not, you will have a 'PaulWalker-like' accident .

On another note, I hate all kinds of pets and animals....Well, except Dog

Funny, I had a couple of them growing up i.e. cats. I haven't seen any vulture in Lagos or Benin, why?

Nigerians should let those innocent cats be joor... My granddad had cats, used to play with them as a kid. They helped to check the infiltration of rodents and reptiles in the house. Pretty useful creatures I'd say.

The truth is, some animals are prone to possession . cats top the list

Derz dis black bird dat alwayz perch on d coconut tree in my house nd i can swear itz alwayz trying to pronounce my neighbour's name "uchenna" till today i sti look at that my neighbour as a witch

batstan: delicious meat

*spit*so you do eat cat meat say u be whtch.

What I remembered vividly was that when we were small, everyone believed hitting a duck dead (by car) was a bad omen. It causes accidents for the culprit and his family. Now I do not hold that belief though, but then, I was afraid of duck fowls.

I think you are possesd. This is creepyyyyy. Ewwwwwww

Movingcoil: i've been bitten so many times by lizards, rats, skunks, have been scratched by cats that I owned den, they were like 5 den, when i was in sec. School, I caught dwarf python under one block and had it as pet, I've been bitten by a small reticulated python, they said they worship it in dat village ie around njeaba in orlu, it was actually defending itself, i stopped traffic around odim gate in unn to remove a very beautiful snake that swallowed something and lay at the road, there are so many encounters i've heard with animals. See no animal is evil, itz only our wickedness dat is hunting us. I so much love animals dat i prefer having dem around me dan human beings. I cried like rain when snake bit my hen dat was on her eggs and swallowed some. Actually am very carefull when it comes to venomous snakes but am carefree with contrictors. Eheee, when i was at oko poly, der was one spider I caught in the toilet, i tried feeding it with flies and other insects but it didnt eat dem, it dosent spawn webs and it was huge, imagine when i tried putting anoda spider inside the container how it snatched it from my hand, my lodge mates conspired and killed it cos they taught i was possesed, and up till today I've never seen dat kind of spider.