People were in their pews talking at church.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the
front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to
the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill with a
word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an
even tone ,

'Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, agony for all
eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid
of me?'

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your
sister for 44 years

Stale,stale stale and stale man

Try again. Did not even make me smile.

SeanT21:

Try again. Did not even make me smile.

sorry if it make you cry where is your own any way?

~Lol . . . . who would have thought satan had a sister

Ask me again

lmao