I saw this interesting piece on Emmy Collins blog! If you don't know him, he is the Joan Rivers of Nigeria
Enjoy!

1)Bleach your skin - I cannot stress this enough! Having light skin is an absolute requirement to become a celebrity in Nigeria. Denrenle and Toke Makinwa can testify to this. However if you don’t know where to start, just seek the help of a certain (currently pregnant) hair stylist, whom we hear is a major importer of all things milky and Egyptian.Hope you get the drift but if you don`t ,I can`t help you any further.

Before
After


Before
After

Can you spot the difference?

2) Have no talent whatsoever - Release the crappiest music ever in the most horrible voice or consistently do some very bad acting. However since visibility is key, make sure you are on every red carpet in some tacky dress. Someone please tell me what cossy orjiakor does again.


3) You must have an instagram account - This is very important for showing off the knock off things that you buy. However Laura ikeji has taken this mgbekeish behaviour a notch higher by showing us invoices of her sister,Linda Ikeji`s “purchases” and off course with the permission of her egbon after all what are sisters for ? So if you don’t have invoices, acquaint yourself with Corel draw

4)Create an anonymous account on social media
to attack anyone who dares to point out your
lack of talent or lack of style, and in most cases
lack of the two. By doing this, you won’t come
across as sinking low to fight on Twitter.

5) You must take the bathroom selfie in your underwear with your Ipad - Even if you don’t have a great body like Kate henshaw, you suck your tummy in and snap on. People who previously did not know that you had the latest iPad Will become acquainted with that information. Hence they will know you are a big gal *rolls eyes*
Moet Abebe shows us how it’s done.Please ignore the OBANTE which serves as a bikini bottom here.

6) Any fan that dares to insult you on Twitter is a poor person. And should be reminded of such. Wizkid and Muna have enforced this a few times. Even though I am not quite sure what Muna does for a living, but that is matter for another day.


7) For the male pop stars, the bar/club fight is a must. You can’t be a pop star without the club fight. Just make sure all the bloggers get the full details the very following day.

Now,I left this for last due to the simple reason that this happens to be one rule you must adhere to if you must have any inkling of a chance of making it to celebrity top 10 in
Nigeria.The rule I`m on about is that you
MUST,repeat MUST expose as much of your
God/surgeon given assets as possible.When I say much,I mean it literarily.It is very KEY that your boobs are always in full view of the public.How dare you have all those assets hidden and yet expect to be called a celebrity?Make you no dull for this one at alllllll. If you don`t know how to go about this please ask a certain jack of trades and master of absolutely none called Toni Tones or our
Cameroonian sister,Dencia


Source - www.diarybyemmy.com/celebrity-rachet-nigeria-learn-toke-makinwamoet-abebetoni-the-tonestoyin-lawani-al/

Lol ...nice one. Forgot about stripping naked on twitter? Free show uust like #maheeda

This gay azz is at it again. He indirectly insulted most of these celebrities. I see He got famous by attacking famous people like Linda.

Annoying fagg0t!

perfect dude our celebs are........



well let me keep it to my self

Ouch! Muna dear sorry