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Bottle Of BeeЯ by MrInfo1(m): 9:37pm On Jul 30, 2008
A prisoner was thinking about his
Life for he had been in jail for 10 years
And had five more to go. "what job will I
do when i get out?" knowing the computer
and technology in general had left him behind
He then saw an ant passing. blinking
"i know what to do!" He took the ant and taught
it a lot of things. JUMP, SIT, DANCE, MATCH, SLEEP
and others
The ant obeyed. At last he was released.
He went to the bar.
MAN - Bar man if i make you laugh would you give
give me a bottle of beer?
BARMAN - Okay, go ahead.
MAN - see this ant.
BARMAN - (slaps his hand down and ant is killed)
Yes, go ahead.
Re: Bottle Of BeeЯ by Jeovy(m): 3:02am On Jul 31, 2008
what?,that is bad bizzness grin
Re: Bottle Of BeeЯ by clemcykul(f): 8:24am On Jul 31, 2008
hmm
Re: Bottle Of BeeЯ by segunpc(m): 12:44pm On Jul 31, 2008
the guy is definitely going back to gaol because he go eventually kill the barman for killing his magic ant.

lol.

good joke.

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