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Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 2:22pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
mgbeketoto: Please, when learning in "NURSERY", DON'T allow your children to say: Chimoooo. .my belle ooooo. Damn this need to be on front page abeh Laff ooo |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 2:23pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Don't allow your kids to chop GUGURU AND EPA without SPIT! Dem face go strrrrrong gaaaaan!!! |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 2:26pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
If your child goes to school with 'red oil' stains on uniforms or has BITTER LEAF between the teeth from the previous day's/night's lunch or DINNER. . . . NA KPAKORORO born am o!!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 2:28pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
If your child has NEVER entered a plane before age 10 . . . . . Even to LAGOS OR OBUDU CATTLE RANCH. . . . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by EfemenaXY: 2:28pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
mgbeketoto: Don't allow your kids to chop GUGURU AND EPA without SPIT! Callotti - what's your own sef with strong face?? *** Desperately trying not to laugh here! *** mgbeketoto: If your child goes to school with 'red oil' stains on uniforms or has BITTER LEAF between the teeth from the previous day's/night's lunch or DINNER. . . . mgbeketoto: If your child has NEVER entered a plane before age 10 . . . . . Even to LAGOS OR OBUDU CATTLE RANCH. . . . OMG!! You need help! |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 2:31pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ Callotti - what's your own sef with strong face?? STROOOOONG facial 'musculature' is the MOST TELLING HALLMARK OF KPAKORORO-ISM!!! Too much 'swallow-swallow' without saliva to wash 'tins' down! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by EfemenaXY: 2:32pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
^^ Haha!! e don do, I beg! Compliments of the season babes |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by damiso(f): 2:34pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
My ribs hurt ' too much swallow' A for agogo 1 Like |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 2:35pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
If your child MAKES AN AZZZE of himself/herself TRYING TO GO UP A DOWNWARD ESCALATOR and pissing all over himself or herself in ANY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WITH FRIGHT. . . . . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 2:37pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
If your child grows up SKIPPING breakfast. . . .EVEN WITH BILLIONS IN THE BANK. . . . . |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 2:42pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Don't allow your kids to walk around WITHOUT SLIPPERS OR SHOES, even when indoors! Or they would grow up walking like THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO 'DODGE' nails and broken bottles EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE NIKES AND REEBOKS ON! They be 'SRINGING' like TARZANS in da JUNGLES aka "local steppings'! |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Laffffff oooooo,my belle,my beleee yeeee |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
NEVER allow dem use newspaper clean nyash |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 3:11pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
If you wanno "do" and you "engage" in "the-one-sided-pant-shift-technique' of 'SIM-CARD-insertion'. . . . . YOU MUSTO BORN KPAKO-APOLOGY! TUFIAKWA!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 3:16pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
If your child picks da 'nostrils' and proceeds to TASTE HIS OR HER OWN SNORT. . . . .? Oooooooooooh Noooooo!!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by EfemenaXY: 3:31pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
^^ Haha! Adults do it now! Even politicians (behind their hankies!) |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by bluuu: 10:21pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
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Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by bluuu: 10:21pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
wetin persin no go read for NL. me i wan be tushed up babe aka big gal.wetin i go do |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 10:44pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Kanwulia no go kill person! Hard facts! Who banned u again kanwulia. I lv that handle. Mods abeg stop banning kanwulia. |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 11:11pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
mgbeketoto: If your child MAKES AN AZZZE of himself/herself TRYING TO GO UP A DOWNWARD ESCALATOR and pissing all over himself or herself in ANY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WITH FRIGHT. . . . . the worse is grown as s people. I love the expression of first timers. #falling things |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 11:16pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
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Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by mgbeketoto: 11:21pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
yellowpawpaw: Kanwulia no go kill person! Hard facts! Don't mind that USEEEELESS OAMUMU4JONADUNCE in that BOKO-HARAM, JARUS-INFECTED NL POLITICAL SECTION!!! DORTY PIPO WITH CRRRRRRRAB INFESTED PUBIC SYMPHISIZZZZZZZZ!!!! E say I cuss YORUBA peeps! The SMELLING, YORUBA CHRISTMAS BOKO-HARAM RAM ATI GOAT!!! |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 11:39pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
mgbeketoto: Please, DON'T allow your children sleep with WRAPPERS! Sleep in duvet, you want heat to kill am when Nepa takes light. |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 11:41pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Isokan11: Its all in the head abeg. Take me for intance, I was raised I a wealthy home and I attended private schools till I went overseas for uni. I have lived outside naija now for almost 14 years but guess what? My yoruba still dey strong kakaraka - (in writing and verbally), I even speak two dialects - oyo and ilesha. I speak pidgin fluently and I speak nigerian accent english fluently too.. I also know how to switch it up when im with my oyinbo colleagues, in fact if u see me at work, you wont believe I be correct naija babe o... I eat my naija meals, I rarely eat burgers and co. my best meal is eba and okra with titus fish stew ( omg yesss).. I hate anything made with ororo (veg oil), I use palm oil for everything from moinmoin to frying plantains to making stew.. I mean I could go on and on. I have always been this way.. while in Naija my siblings liked to eat at chinese restaurants and oither expensive places but I enjoyed eating at 'Inasrate' in mokola ibadan....i also patronized 'Yakoyo' and 'Iya ope'. I was and is still the different one in my family. We all left naija at thesame time and if u hear my siblings' fancy ajebutter accent? Omo You wont believe we are siblings. You will think they were born here. My point is this: ajebutter ir not,as long as u teach your kids to know how to act and in the right setting, you teach them to speak with such intelligence, omo trust me, people willpraise you for raising them well... oh yea dont forget manners too.. teach them our ways.. Till todsy I kneel on both knees when I greet my parents or any adult. Its my culture and I love it. In summary are you butter or kpako 1 Like |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by oyinmama(f): 2:43pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
mgbeketoto:Now this really got me cracking up....Madam Kanwulia won't injure me with laff for this Christmas oooooo! |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Richiy(f): 4:24pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
Build their self confidence...other things will follow naturally. But I'd rather raise a child that would adapt easily anywhere than raise a purely 'ajebo child'. |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by deols(f): 5:46pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
hahhahahah Who are these people |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Kanwulia: 7:01pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
mgbeketoto: Banned by OAM4J in Politics for Typical YORUBA! You can NEVER get even half-truths from their mouths! Especially, if they are OGBONI-CHRISTIANS!. Ban expires on 11:58pm Back to topic jare!!!! |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Kanwulia: 7:05pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Chillisauce: I actually meant PJs and Nities! |
Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Andyblaze: 7:09pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Kanwulia: Na money dey make aje-butter pikin o!
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Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Kanwulia: 7:16pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Kanwulia: Na money dey make aje-butter pikin o!
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Re: Pls How Do I Bring Up My Kids To Be Ajebobutters by Nobody: 7:27pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
^^^hahaha |
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