Bin Gbagbo ft Santa claus (10-fresh xmas jokes)
1. Sir Gbagbo
Hello peeps, my name is DR, DR, PROF Bin Gbagbo,
Professor emeritus of Spoken Engrish, yeah Engrish
And I am here to teach you a few things in Spoken Engrish,
A) You know the animal called HE-POPOTAMUS? Yeah that one is male. The female is called SHE-POPOTAMUS and their childrens are called THEY-POPOTAMUS, yeah take note.
B) Ahaa, you know that one called AUNTIE-LOPE? Yeah, that one too is female. The male is called UNCLE-LOPE and their childrens are called NEPHEW-LOPES or if you like NIECE-LOPES depending on your religion.
C) SHE-GOAT is FEmale and HE-GOAT is male and their childrens are called THEM-GOATS, hear?
D) And you know that one Animal called HI-YENA?, Yeah, that one too is male. The female is called HELLO-YENA, and their childrens are called GLO-YENA. Yeah, if you want me to teach your childrens spoken engrish at home, you can call me on my e-mail i-will-make-your-childrens-fail@yahoo.com . Thank you.
2. The Oldman
This oldman went to cash his pension money at the bank. He kept the money in his brief case,
went to the market to get xmas presents for his wives and children, but
After getting all the items, he found out his money had been stolen from his brief case.
He angrily went home, set a trap into his brief case and went to the bank again. He pretended he had cashed money again so set out. Soon a thief was pursuing him again. The thief lowered his hand into the man’s brief case and “FFam!”, the thief’s hand was caught by the trap in the brief case, so the thief with his hand in the man’s bag kept following the man who dragged on as if nothing had happened. The thief started panicking when he realized the man was heading towards the police station so he begged the man “ oga, oga, abeg, I go alight for here!”. The oldman unconcerned replied “ ediot, I be okada?”. He took the thief to the police, set the trap again and headed back to the bank. There he saw some other thiefs laughing, he turned back and in one accord the thieves screamed “ WE DON SEE YOU OOO, NOT AGAIN.”

3. MR AND MRS KWAATA
Anytime Mr and Mrs Kwaata had a quarrel , they exchanged proverbial insults in their compound. Can you imagine I once visited the Kwaata family and I overheard a quarrel like this?
MR KWAATA: No pestle likes an over-size mortar
MRS KWAATA: Don’t even call that match-stick a pestle
MR KWAATA: I tell you, the cow that was in a hurry to go to America eventually came back home as corned beef
MRS KWAATA:Useless man, listen a monkey that eats grass is a goat
MR KWAATA: Now you listen to me right there, no matter how the goat frowns, it doesn’t stop the owner from selling him on Christmas
MR KWAATA: If a goat promises you a cure for malaria, just check its own urine
MRS KWAATA: he that urinates in the river must remember his family too will drink from it
MR KWAATA: A mortar that receives many pestles destroys early
MRS KWAATA: Shameless man, a pestle that is unable to pound is used as firewood and a new one is bought
Kwaata fainted…

my lof how na?

larride:

is that your teeth?

mrs bin gbagbo:



is that your teeth?

No,it is his legs...

Mr.T Anonymous:
No,it is his legs...

have u taken your drugs today sir?

mrs bin gbagbo: my lof how na?

i no tell you say move on?

bin gbagbo:

i no tell you say move on?

How you go tell your wife make she move on? Na so them dey divorce for Ghana? Na mouth them take dey divorce?

boron10:
How you go tell your wife make she move on? Na so them dey divorce for Ghana? Na mouth them take dey divorce?

*shits all over thread*

larride: *shits all over thread*

bush pig

bin gbagbo:


bush pig

*Taps his craw craw ridden head*

OMG! Din't know Bin's wife don show for nairaland.

Mrs Bin, how fart?

PretiEbony: OMG! Din't know Bin's wife don show for nairaland.

Mrs Bin, how fart?

respect yourself girl

boron10:
How you go tell your wife make she move on? Na so them dey divorce for Ghana? Na mouth them take dey divorce?

who tell u say he from Ghana?

englishmart: who tell u say he from Ghana?

help me ask am oo