Witwicky: @ op do you think all people are equally valuable, or do you think some people in certain situations might be more valuable than others ?

Foxy_Flow: Dear Martha,

Yours is a touching story. Sorry for the heartbreak. It is normal for feelings for one you loved to keep flooding back each time we think of that person. What do we do? Simple...

Look for a young man, make him love you to the core and then break his heart. I tell you, the feeling of satisfaction is outta this world. You will then understand what it means to be stalked, begged and cried for.

Good luck.

Dr. Foxydramus

vicadex07: Dr....please I only like f.uc.k.n olosho. the thought of having a girlfriend never crosses my mind. please is this normal??

martha: I thought u were serious wif this thread? abeg give better advice and stop being humourous.... if u wanna go far wif ur counselling business, advice well... na wa for u

yemi2plus: Dear Foxy, I have a problem that has been giving me sleepless nights for some months now.
I'm in love with a girl I met on a Nigeria forum. I have tried to get her attention but it's like she don't give a damn about how I feel. I once opened a thread seeking for help on how to win her heart; she saw the thread and got really mad at me. I apologised and she said she had forgiven me.
Now, this is my problem. She asked that I send her some cash, which I did by sending her one thousand five hundred naira recharge card to re-subscribe for he BlackBerry Messager application just to prove that I'm really interested in her. Our agreement was that she will in turn send me her pin, phone number and facebook id. She is yet to send me any of the above for over a month now. Please, how do I make her send them or better still how do I collect back me money. Thanks. Yemi.

Foxy_Flow:

Dear Yemi,

I am really impressed with the way you went ahead to prove your love for the girl (lady) by doing extraordinary things to achieve extraordinary results. I must say, more cash to your pockets. About the part of collecting your money, please, forget the money. You just created an impression in the lady's heart and it would be bad to dent your image.

So many ladies here on Nairaland are in love with you and would want to be with you, why don't you give them a chance?

Well, concerning her number, I would have love to give it to you but it would be against my code of conduct. I pray you find love again which you would treasure in years to come.

Goodluck...

Foxydramus

Foxy_Flow:

If you want a candid advise, then I will tell you the truth.

Stop bugging the young man, he has moved ahead, you have to do same. Not everyone is deserving of our time, emotions and also tears. Push your past behind you and embrace the future. Jump into the arms of the next available man and I believe you have like 100000000 waiting for you to reply their proposal.

Do it girl, some men are actually dickens..

Foxydramus

Austeenx: Emotional clinic? Ah! Interesting.


Okay, I want to know why I can't do without my vaseline.

Foxy_Flow:

Dear Austeenx,

You are not the only one facing that trauma and I tell you, it is normal. Stop fighting yourself mentally. Get your vaseline, put on a p'o'rn and self-service away. It relieves stress man and is way easier than toasting all them girls. And remember, your hand doesn't slack, get tired or sees its period.

Just don't get addicted and hate the real thing.



Foxydramus

Austeenx:

Thanks a lot, man.

Rehn: @Martha.
Like seriously, the guy have moved on which he believes is best for him for reasons best known to him. Now your problem is GETTING OVER HIM.
FIRSTLY, you have to accept within you and say it aloud to your hearing that "Martha its over btwn you and ......".
SECONDLY, Decide within yourself that you'll forget him, though this will be hard if you remain in the same place where all these transpired, so I'll advice you move to somewhere else, maybe go and spend some holiday with some distance cousin or just about anybody.
FINALLY, Live your life, common its your life and don't allow any emotional heartbreak to Corner you, just move out, make frnds, platonic frnd. Even if you don't like the person, just stick around a very funny person atleast you'll always smile when you remember a day with him, maybe what her did or sumtin. Best way to achieve it; I think you've not gained admission, enroll in one of these numerous jamb tutorial around, just let your life have a specific direction rather da letting it wander around. This all I can remember for now, they've worked for me in the past. Lemme know if you have any more question.

martha: Wow! Thank u