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How A Mosque Turns Church In Less Than Three Minutes... by iamSi(m): 11:13am On Dec 19, 2013 |
A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?” The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, “How can a full mosque have no muslim?”. No one replied. The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him, “son come help me slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to do it”. After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells the man that he doesn’t know how to skin it and that the man would have to go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him on that.The man returns to the mosque with a machete dripping with blood. When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts “Praise the Looooooooord! The whole mosque responds,”halleluyaaaah!!! |
Re: How A Mosque Turns Church In Less Than Three Minutes... by Vivly(f): 11:17am On Dec 19, 2013 |
This joke deserves an Emmy award. |
Re: How A Mosque Turns Church In Less Than Three Minutes... by ITbomb(m): 11:27am On Dec 19, 2013 |
O lord , when are they going to stop posting trash |
Re: How A Mosque Turns Church In Less Than Three Minutes... by Dannylux: 11:37am On Dec 19, 2013 |
Please kindly move it to Muslim section for proper attention. 1 Like |
Re: How A Mosque Turns Church In Less Than Three Minutes... by iamSi(m): 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
ITbomb: O lord , when are they going to stop posting trash I guess Tra'sh sites attracts Tra'sh mouths # ... Must you comment when you can't change a thing? ... #SMH |
Re: How A Mosque Turns Church In Less Than Three Minutes... by ITbomb(m): 2:07pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Dannylux: Please kindly move it to Muslim section for proper attention.and get a lifetime ban |
Re: How A Mosque Turns Church In Less Than Three Minutes... by iamSi(m): 3:01pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
ITbomb: And we'll create another account ITbomb: And we'll create another account |
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