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Akpos Was Arrested In Lagos by Shegman22(m): 7:30pm On Jul 05, 2014 |
Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of Lastma officials for driving on the BRT Lane. His car was fined N5,000. Upon all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car. Akpos asked; Okay, may i know where you are towing my car to?. One of the LASTMA officials replied; we are taking it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….. Akpos laughed. All the LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he was laughing. Immediately, Akpos brought out his phone and started speaking; “Abu Qaqa Ina Kwana!” (Good morning in Hausa). ‘No sir!’ “Not less than 30minutes before it will explode!. The car has been arrested…..” “Only 20 out of those new bombs are inside the car.” “They are taking the car to the targeted destination, “Alausa”. I’m coming back to Sokoto alive now. “Thank You Sir”. Greet other faithfuls for me. He said and rounded off his imaginary call. He looked around, no LASTMA officials was in sight. He entered his car and sped off, saying; shege, dan burouba shege. Hit Like if u understand 5 Likes |
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