Lets imagine God as a man, so that we can easily follow this narrative

After God had created all things, he then called all things to himself and said let us make man in our image and likeness,
and let him have domininion over ..etc

then God bent down into the soil of the earth and its chemical compositions, and formed the basic cellular structures of man
he then ejected the "cellular container" with life
and it became a living soul and started to divide and grow

everything came together for the good of this baby man (foetus) to ensure that he grows
he had a 'weak' umblical chord that was attached to the earth from whence he drew his feeding from
as baby adam grew stronger, the unblical chord grew weaker and wore off

*So in essence, God made man in his image, while all 'produced' man in their likeness*

Animals provided breast milk to Adam
he learnt to crawl, and God began to lead him gradually to the garden of Eden that had been planted just for him

baby adam could soon walk, and had a swell time growing and discovering his world
as he journeyed around, animals came over to him, and he chuckled out names to them
he was able to communicate with animals, much like how animal species communicate amongst themelves
His strength was that he could communicate accross species





***uhm....^^^interesting story... let me see how Eve fits into this

esere i have fallen in love with you...

Seeing as this is an obvious diversion from what your Holy Book says, should I move this to jokes or Literature?

Leave it here

fit Eve in already, puuuleeeease...

Interesting... I'm still waiting for the others...

Hmm

Continue

Mynd_44: Seeing as this is an obvious diversion from what your Holy Book says, should I move this to jokes or Literature?

^^you sure about this being an 'obvious' diversion from what my holy book says?
if i had said adam was created a full grown man, would that be a more 'obvious' alignment
(although, this was not stated in my holy book)

Does this actually make sense to the poster?

esere826:

^^you sure about this being an 'obvious' diversion from what my holy book says?
if i had said adam was created a full grown man, would that be a more 'obvious' alignment
(although, this was not stated in my holy book)

just ignore him...happy sundat btw

Esere... U can do dis, fit in Eve... *followin*

ROTFL

Abeg, which version of the bible wey @op dey use?

Kings Joke Version?

Wia I fit buy am?

Now, Esere26 is becoming notorious. He starts out a very interesting analysis that draws you in and suddenly and abruptly, he stops midway, doesn't come back until the thread dies off. Not fair naaaa!

Please complete it.....

PapaBrowne: Now, Esere26 is becoming notorious. He starts out a very interesting analysis that draws you in and suddenly and abruptly, he stops midway, doesn't come back until the thread dies off. Not fair naaaa!

Please complete it.....

Bros, you know him well. I still remember his externalizing your problems, threr was a tree and others.

nna men
some things in life takes a long time to brew oooooo
so its better to just quickly put out there the barrels that have already fermented

once it hits me, i write
and it exhausts me
after that, another thoughtt that is in the queue crystalizes
and i feel compelled to write it down before it evaporates for years
unfortunately my energy level is finite
....hence the staccato style of writing

ooooo, i long for those days when i was like a young goat
kicking and twisting at the 4 winds with zest
.......perhaps, a woman just as Delilah as taken my strength

and for those that might be easily described as non entities
alluding to the sensibility of my write up

i say this, with as much calm as is my second nature:
kindly string together any thoughts of yours if you can
and you incapability will soon convince you that like the roaring dinosaurs who came to a sudden end
a peanut sized processing brain on the head of a human is a recipe for a darwinian extinction....

.....*my spirit bids me not to go futher

Also,
do u realize that the pharisees who you gleefully criticize
acted just as you
yep,
they were protecting the 'sanctity and commoditization' of God by Jesus and his followers
funny resemblance isn't it?

and by the way,
..this write up is no revelation at all from God or anything ethereal

it is only a fruit of my having fun times with my God and the bible
....trying to explore its 'secrets'

Afterall, most of the visual ideas we have of the bible were actually not clearly stated in the bible
they were given to us by hollywood and our sunday school teachers

i dont consider myself any less than either
..and so will write to my hearts content