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10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by yemmy75(m): 8:04pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
If you’ve got C-cup or larger-sized bréasts, chances that it feels like you permanently have a toddler attached to your body, and like most demanding children, they dominate your whole life. Top 10 Big Bóob Problems: 1. Under-bóob sweat 2. Your brás being mistaken for áss-holders and/or hats 3. Budgeting to afford a brá that actually fits 4. Finding the right specialty brá shop with a correctly-trained fitter you actually trust, or at the very least, just finding a store that actually carries your size 5. Packing a larger suitcase just to fit your brás into 6. Figuring out ways to get your insurance to pay for a bréast reduction 7. Demi-cup overspill 8. Shopping for clothes based on whether or not you can wear a brá with them 9. Wondering if a guy is actually looking at you or only interested in your chest 10. How not to look crazy while holding your boóbs to avoid black eyes during a run Growing Up With Big Boóbs Oh yeah, you can fill out a sweater like it’s nobody’s business, and you certainly get male eyes on you, but with your giant ta-tas comes a life of watching your boóbs pop out of brás, shirts and dresses like they’re rampaging bulls on the streets of Pamplona. And if you think bréasts don’t have a mind of their own, well, honey, we really have to beg to differ. Remember when you were 12 and growing mosquito bites for the first time and were so absurdly proud of yourself? While guys were having shin splints from growing too tall, too fast, the big-títty- committeé éxploded stretch marks over bean- bag boóbs that hurt if you even looked at them. I went from a training brá to a C-cup at the age of 12 and a D by my 13th birthday. It’s no wonder I was mistaken for an 18-year-old, since no one was bothering to look at my face. Fast forward through middle school and high school, where many of the less-endowed girls were all glaring daggers at you, and often not- so-quietly calling you slutty and dumb behind your back. It often seemed everyone else was using complex algorithms dictating that the bigger our cup size, the more likely we were to spread our legs, and the lower our intelligence must be. Meanwhile, while others were busying judging us, we were left trying to figure out how to find prom dresses that didn’t make us look like pórn stars, button-downs that didn’t póp b*ttóns so fast they take an eye out and attempting to get guys to look above our chin when they talked to us. As girls with huge bóobs, we are often told by friends and family to “Stop complaining. I only wish I had bóobs like yours.” Jokes aside, there are a lot of drawbacks. Amidst the obvious clothing issues and drooling stares, there is also back pain, posture issues, hindrancés when it comes to running and working out and postpartum inflation/ stretching that we’ve heard only makes the situation worse. Feeling séxy with boóbs so heavy they really don’t look great without a brá is a feat. I know what you’re thinking — all men love boóbs, right? Well, maybe. But with a naturally large chest, it can be hard to feel good nakéd, since your comfort in cléavage is strippéd away when the brá comes off. Celebrities and pórn stars post-plastic surgery have created the illusion that big boóbs are perfectly round and stand up on their own. Wearing a backless dress is not a problem, because gravity doesn’t exist and nipplés are perfectly even. Not true. Even at a young age, the giant girls sag from the sheer weight and flip-flop about in pretty much the least séxy way possible. Not a great visual, right? We can only fear for how Left and Right will look 20 years from now. So, the next time you think us ladies who have been blessed (or cursed) with G-cup bréasts need to realize how lucky we are, remember that we are just as insecure with ourselves as women who only need a camisole (lmao) We carry our own (very heavy) insecurities every day, too. Like everyone else, we learn how to cope with our own body image issues. You either hide behind giant clothing and pretend your bréasts aren’t the first thing anyone sees, or you learn to break the ice, make the first joke and just acknowledge the elephant(s) in the room. Because if you don’t, someone else will. Source: Huffington Post |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Aminat508(f): 9:23pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
yemmy75: If you’ve got C-cup or larger-sized bréasts,Noted.. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by kavey10(m): 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Aminat508: Noted.. Screw You! You know why, don't ask. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Aminat508(f): 9:34pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
kavey10:lol@ kavey, I can read ya mind!! |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Brimmie(m): 12:15am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Hmmmmn.. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by yemmy75(m): 1:48am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Aminat508: Noted..Do u happen to belong to dis category?? |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by babestell(f): 7:43am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Ha! God will bless whoever wrote this article. its so true, fortunately its a family trait for me, so i had good support growing up. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by sweettease(f): 8:44am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Aminat508: Noted..Kai! Please modify your post and unquote the op Mine isn't oversize but i can relate to this, i had to stop sprinting cos while running, my breasts will be bouncing like there's no tomorrow and it will feel lik it was goin to fall off my chest. I totally ignored it until my friend told me what the guys were looking at while i was running. I used to be very good at it but i bcame too shy to run d way i used to cos of my breasts and holding it while running is just ridiculous especially the football part. That was how i stopped representing my school |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Prodigee: 8:48am On Dec 30, 2013 |
lol 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by sweettease(f): 8:50am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Prodigee: lolIt seems you did what those guys did in secondary school |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Prodigee: 8:52am On Dec 30, 2013 |
sweet-tease:huh?! What did they do o? |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by sweettease(f): 9:08am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Prodigee: huh?! What did they do o?Observing bouncing boobsies of running gals |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Prodigee: 9:10am On Dec 30, 2013 |
sweet-tease:Nah! I went to an all boys school |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by sweettease(f): 9:12am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Prodigee: Nah! I went to an all boys schoolokay |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by kavey10(m): 9:17am On Dec 30, 2013 |
sweet-tease: I don't even see anything to stare at from your pix, it looks normal na, those boys and the friend wey tell you the gist that made you end your passion need flogging. You for no mind them na, you fall my hand. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Prodigee: 9:26am On Dec 30, 2013 |
sweet-tease:But do u still do sports today? |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Aminat508(f): 9:38am On Dec 30, 2013 |
You guys are so funny...my own boobs no be oversize oo, nd moreso I alws pack am wella |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Prodigee: 9:40am On Dec 30, 2013 |
Aminat508: You guys are so funny...my own boobs no be oversize oo, nd moreso I alws pack am wellaLol @ pack am well...#Packaging |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by sweettease(f): 2:28pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
kavey10:Check again now that Dannylux and co has bullied me into changing my profile pic Anyway have lost weight(i wonder how i was able to run fast then lol probably cos i started from Nursery school) and like i said, its not oversize but growing up, it was bigger than my age and my uniform wasn't helping matters, there is this band just underneath the chest and it was v-neck... I used to wish i can drop it at home, i walk with my arms folded across them and the stares men used to give me was so embarrassing, some will get carried away staring. My prayer was for it to reduce then and i guess God answered lol. I envied my friends with small boobs. Its not easy growing up with boobs bigger than your age if you are shy. Prodigee: But do u still do sports today?Once in a while for fun my thighs dealt with me after i ran in august thou. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Blackeard(m): 3:16pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Breasⓣⓢ so big her cups runneth over...that's the kinda shitt I like |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Prodigee: 3:24pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
sweet-tease:Okay...good! |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by oyinbogirl(f): 3:36pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
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Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by oyinbogirl(f): 3:36pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
hahahaaha noted |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Dannylux: 5:27pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Please don't come and say you're a victim here without posting your pics. You know how we do it |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by kavey10(m): 7:41pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
sweet-tease: Eeya, sorry you hear? I had a female friend like that in secondary school, she took advantage of it to the fullest! Mehn, that girl was the toast of every guy in school then. Seniors, chance us sha, unfortunately. That uniform NA DIE by the way. Your new pix verdict is... good but na packaging sha. LOL! Just joking you look good. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by uniquegirlz: 10:21pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by sweettease(f): 4:48pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
kavey10:Lol, not me, all it took to intimidate me was to stare at them and it used to happen a lot. Thank you Dannylux: Please don't come and say you're a victim here without posting your pics.You don reach here? |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by Dannylux: 8:01pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
sweet-tease: You brought me here. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by kandiikane(m): 12:19pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
I think you guys need to realise that the wider the band the bigger the cup size. The C cup for a 32 is different to the C cup of a 34. So someone could have a 32C and not understand this post. |
Re: 10 Things Only Women With Big B00bs Can Understand by 9jagurl81: 7:22pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
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